Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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The Thing is amazing/his best role but dunno if enough people consider it an "action" movie

The Thing is one of my top 10 fav movies of all time but I don't know it's an action movie! I don't think I would have voted for it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

If Jaws counts as an action movie ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah well I didn't think that did either!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

Which means that, yes, The Thing will definitely place which is fine by me because it rules.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

omar just resolved today's posts with action

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

The Thing is one of my top 10 fav movies of all time but I don't know it's an action movie! I don't think I would have voted for it.

Yah, there's definitely some line blurring there. It's also all-time top 10 for me.

Damnit, I could have voted for The Hidden!

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

Also awaiting the arrival of STATHAM

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

hope that's cool and if not, see you in hell *walks away, u smile, smile fades as u see me holding a grenade pin, u look down to see grenade in your underwear*

― omar little, Wednesday, February 15, 2012 3:54 PM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark

lmao sounds good man

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

the hidden is great

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

The Thing was easy because it meant more Kurt Russel AND more John Carpenter on my list.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

enough problems resolved by flamethrowers and explosives that I was happy to vote for it.

woof, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

Hmmmm good point.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

*crosses fingers and hopes people forgot about inglorious basterds*

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

if you voted for the 70s one though spelled right that is acceptable

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

Dark of The Sun!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

I can't imagine anyone voting for IB

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

i'd've thought you couldn't vote for something that clearly isn't an action movie but well here we are

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

also yes The Hidden is fucking a but i don't suppose it's gonna make it now

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

enough problems resolved by flamethrowers and explosives that I was happy to vote for it.

― woof, Wednesday, February 15, 2012 11:22 AM (46 minutes ago)

^^^otm

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

Shit if i knew Hidden was allowed, i would have voted for Funny Games

Number None, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

tbh I can't hate on IB if only because I spotted the tell in the cellar without needing the movie to tell me about it

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

omfg Funny Games is such horseshit

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

:|

Number None, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

...or is its

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

makes u think

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

what does Funny Games have to do with The Hidden?

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

guess that joke was too highbrow for this thread

Number None, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

I can't imagine anyone voting for IB

if I had bothered to vote it would have been the lone Tarantino entry but also pretty close to the top. such an amazing movie.

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

i really rate IB but since it's not an action movie it was pretty easy to leave off my ballot

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

Death Proof > IB, at the end of the day

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

Death Proof defenders are the worst

Number None, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

ib is cool not sure why its so divisive around here, i mean w/e

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

actually didn't Tarantino manage to get his name tacked onto Iron Monkey? I would have voted that over any of his actual films

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

fuck what's the movie about the magic fighter plane that downloads all the music on the internet and goes mental? shd've voted for that

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

#75 APOCALYPTO
#74 INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM
#73 GOLDFINGER
#72 VANISHING POINT
#71 DIRTY HARRY
#69 (TIE) THE HURT LOCKER
#69 (TIE) DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE
#67 (TIE) CON AIR
#67 (TIE) BRANDED TO KILL
#66 ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13
#65 SIN CITY
#64 INFERNAL AFFAIRS
#62 (TIE) DEMOLITION MAN
#62 (TIE) TAKEN
#61 MAD MAX
#60 JAWS
#59 THE FUGITIVE
#58 CASINO ROYALE
#57 COLLATERAL
#56 THE INCREDIBLES
#55 ENTER THE DRAGON
#53 (TIE) MIAMI VICE
#53 (TIE) KUNG FU HUSTLE
#52 GET CARTER
#51 AKIRA
#50 LA FEMME NIKITA
#49 DISTRICT 9
#48 TOTAL RECALL
#47 THE WILD BUNCH
#46 THE GREAT ESCAPE
#45 COMMANDO
#44 THE KILLER
#43 THE FIFTH ELEMENT
#42 SPEED
#41 BULLITT
#40 YOJIMBO
#39 LE SAMOURAI

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

Death Proof > IB, at the end of the day

this is a, how you say, interesting contention. I like Death Proof a lot, but the dialogue with the first set of girls really detracts imho

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

the car chase isn't even good

Number None, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

is that STEALTH

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

xp to NV

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i think it was STEALTH with Jamie Foxx probably but the magic plane was the real star

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

fuck what's the movie about the magic fighter plane that downloads all the music on the internet and goes mental? shd've voted for that

― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 4:22 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is it

STEALTH

lol xps

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

btw the The Hidden/Funny Games joke was pretty bad, guys

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

lol the movies i have not seen on this list

#72 VANISHING POINT
#71 DIRTY HARRY
#67 (TIE) BRANDED TO KILL
#66 ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13
#52 GET CARTER
#47 THE WILD BUNCH
#46 THE GREAT ESCAPE
#39 LE SAMOURAI

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

I really liked IB. Better than DP I think but they're pretty different movies so it's tough to compare.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

i mean STEALTH is not very good but its mentalism is gung ho and hilarious which is more than can be said for some of the o_O movies on this list

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

xxp

OMG WATCH DIRTY HARRY FIRST CHANCE U GET

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

Get Carter too but it's not as urgent

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

im gonna watch them all swear plz dont me mad at me everyone its not my fault

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

nah there are things i haven't seen that i didn't vote for that i know i wd have voted for if i'd seen them, also i shd've rewatched some stuff i hadn't seen for a long time

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

i rescreened collateral yesterday

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:32 (fourteen years ago)


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