Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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smh

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

well then yr nonvote cancels out mine

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

haha

i also talked myself down from the ledge of "if starship troopers doesnt make top 5 you are all filthy animals" rant by hey asshole remember when you didnt vote so stfuing myself so

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

jjj did you ever see Forbidden World? I know AP and I saw it together and I'm pretty sure you weren't there, but it also seems like the type of movie you would have seen on your own anyway

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

lemme chk imdb

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

it is aka "Mutant"

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

it's a ripoff of Alien with a lot of boobs in it, as well as the world's worst interspecies sex scene

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

Are there any good interspecies sex scenes?

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

On second thoughts don't answer that.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

it is aka O.o

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

i have not!

xposts and maybe i wont! nah who am i trying to kid, thats like 10 levels less O_O then 90% of the stuff i choose to watch

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

human centipede 2 is now avail on dvd fyi

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

I'm irritated at myself for not voting in this either. Will probably slash my wrists if a Michael Bay ends up on this list.

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

Michael Bay movie that is.

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

imo le samourai is awesome because of how the blocking is central to the story above dialogue or action-y action

it was #5 on my list behind some wishful-thinking write-ins

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

its almost like watching a jacques tati movie w/ a tiny cast and unease instead of whimsy

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

I hate Michael Bay almost as much as I love Bad Boys & Bad Boys II, but I have already established that my taste in movies makes no sense.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

le samourai & get carter are now top priorities. v excited

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

awesome music too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG1Pi_edC1o

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

If you haven't seen it Point Blank fits in that mode as well. Might as well put it in your queue before it (better be) is mentioned here.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

Does this list really have no Kurt Russell so far?

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

overboard is a lock for top 15 i think

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

no way will that beat the Computer That Wore Tennis Shoes

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

I probably already posted this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY4bL_bO8sA

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

that owns

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

save it for when point blank is in the top 10 ^__^

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

Does this list really have no Kurt Russell so far?

I was hoping that Executive Decision would sneak onto the list somewhere.

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

Escape from New York!

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

overboard is a lock for top 15 i think

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 3:22 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

I have seen that move more times than any one person ever should. It's one of those things that always seemed to be on TV.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

x-post YES

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

would expect either EFNY or Big Trouble in Little China to place. The Thing is amazing/his best role but dunno if enough people consider it an "action" movie

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

where is Roadhouse going to place

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

i voted for for the thing

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

dodgy Kurt Russell picks I have seen again lately: Soldier

movie that is forgotten since it somehow became a tv franchise: STARGATE

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

I just got the sinking feeling I forgot to vote for Roadhouse. Will have to look at my ballot once I get home.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

Overboard is hilarious.

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

after all the results are revealed i want ppl who are familiar with/seen most/all of the movies to rank them in order of most-to-least action-y

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

Nah, the top placing Kurt Russell pic will be Elvis 2: 3,000 Miles To Graceland.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

Just remembered it was still in my gmail...and YES I FORGOT TO VOTE FOR ROADHOUSE.

*loser*

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

hey guys, work is explosively busy so i won't get a chance to post more until later, which is probably too late for some, so the unveiling schedule is:

25-38 tomorrow
11-24 friday
1-10 monday

hope that's cool and if not, see you in hell *walks away, u smile, smile fades as u see me holding a grenade pin, u look down to see grenade in your underwear*

omar little, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

The Thing is amazing/his best role but dunno if enough people consider it an "action" movie

The Thing is one of my top 10 fav movies of all time but I don't know it's an action movie! I don't think I would have voted for it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

If Jaws counts as an action movie ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah well I didn't think that did either!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

Which means that, yes, The Thing will definitely place which is fine by me because it rules.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

omar just resolved today's posts with action

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

The Thing is one of my top 10 fav movies of all time but I don't know it's an action movie! I don't think I would have voted for it.

Yah, there's definitely some line blurring there. It's also all-time top 10 for me.

Damnit, I could have voted for The Hidden!

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

Also awaiting the arrival of STATHAM

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

hope that's cool and if not, see you in hell *walks away, u smile, smile fades as u see me holding a grenade pin, u look down to see grenade in your underwear*

― omar little, Wednesday, February 15, 2012 3:54 PM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark

lmao sounds good man

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

the hidden is great

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

The Thing was easy because it meant more Kurt Russel AND more John Carpenter on my list.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:08 (fourteen years ago)


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