Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

yeah i bunged Get Carter a couple of points but was pretty uneasy about calling it an action movie.

AKIIIIIRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

should have been top 10

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Mostly I pushed things down that weren't that actiony, but Get Carter ended up high anyway. Dismal old Britain saturated in menace, really unsettling build to violence - John Osborne all-time creepy iirc.

Akira is great, but again I don't think "action" is its primary genre. Are there even any major action scenes in it besides the (admittedly brilliant) motorcycle chase? Most of the other "big" scenes are more in the horror vein, and of course the main plot is a sci-fi fable on friendhship, human evolution, and stuff like that.

I saved my token anime vote for NINJA SCROLL, which is almost as pure action movie as you can get, as it's basically just a string of fight scenes tied together by a minimal (though surprisingly effective) plot.

oh come on akira is so actiony that explosions happen in the background with little to do with the main characters

can't wack the visceral thrill of a cartoon explosion

The last third of the movie is Kaneda firing at Tetsuo and a huge destruction bubble overtaking the city.

yeah that's just friendship

that's pretty inscrutable friendship imo

Yes, I know. There are also huge explosions in Dr. Strangelove, but that doesn't make it an action movie. Like I said above, IMO the basic requirement for an action movie is that its central conflict(s) are solved via physical action. That doesn't apply to Akira. Kaneda firing at Tetsuo is portrayed as futile; it's not a proper action scene in the same way the motorcycle chase is. (IMO the motorcycle chase is the only scene in Akira that follows action movie conventions.) Kaneda's conflict with Tetsuo is resolved in the mindmeld they have, and the Tetsuo's threat to the world is resolved by Akira appearing and helping him and the other mutant kids elevate to a higher level of existence. That doesn't ring "action movie" to me.

(x-post to mh)

the entire last third is explosions and chase and destruction btw

grudging formalism such a tired look

Whatever. When I chose the movies in my ballot, with every sci-fi movie I considered whether the "sci-fi" quotient in them was higher than the "action" quotient. That's why I voted for Aliens, which I think is more action than sci-fi, but not for Akira, which is the other way around.

Let's put this way: probably more than 50% of all movies, at least ones made in Hollywood, have action scenes. It wouldn't make sense to call them all action movies. IMO an "action movie" has to be one that is clearly driven by the action itself. Akira is not like that, it's first and foremost driven by its sci-fi/fantasy concepts and by interpersonal drama.

what formula did you use to calculate the quotients? I used f(x) = ((y^2 + 3x + 6)/x^4 * z)^1/2

Mine was a bit shorter, but the same basic idea.

I think it's an outlier on this list but tagging things with a single genre is for video stores, not for polls.

Warhol's Empire is my favorite action movie. That bird flew by HARDCORE. DAMMMNNN.

eurgh tuomas. you know which movie should just be tagged as one single genre? a bad movie. aliens is totally BOTH. are you also dispelling war films or westerns or comedies or horrors even if they are totally fucking awesome action in them?

aliens is awesome

I think Akira was the first movie I watched which was downloaded from the internet. I should watch it again, it's probably better when you don't see all those huge pixels and compression artifacts.

if The Guns of Navarone doesn't place high on this list I will REALLY be kicking myself for not voting

Seven Samurai, too. That has some of the greatest sustained action of any film in any genre, ever.

eurgh tuomas. you know which movie should just be tagged as one single genre? a bad movie.

100% this ^

I'm not saying a movie should be tagged single genre, I said that if the other genre was clearly more prominent than "action", I didn't vote for it. You gotta draw the line somewhere, otherwise you could vote for any movie that has at least one action scene, which wouldn't make sense.

That said, there are plenty of excellent single-genre action movies, including the one that will probably win this poll.

are we allowed to start guessing what's going to win, or is that too tedious? i'm guessing BR.

I'm guessing DH. Which arguably is also a romcom!

When it gets down to 20 so I'll post up the stuff that should get in, hopefully more than 20 :)

guessing die hard, children of men outside chance

Can't see Die Hard coming in higher than The Matrix, in fairness!

tuomas have you considered the idea that perhaps you've made your point and you don't need to keep making it over and over?

"have you considered the idea that perhaps you've made your point and you don't need to keep making it over and over?"

the board descriptions just write themselves...

are we allowed to start guessing what's going to win, or is that too tedious? i'm guessing BR.

It'll definitely place pretty high, but I don't see BloodRayne taking the top spot.

tuomas have you considered the idea that perhaps you've made your point and you don't need to keep making it over and over?

Well, people keep arguing against my point instead of just accepting that this is how I defined a genre in a genre poll. But I won't repeat it again, no worries.

And yeah, my guess for #1 was DH, which is more or less a single-genre action movie.

id say die hard is a friendship movie

What sort of a genre is "friendship"?

The BEST genre.

True dat.

max its clearly a movie about architecture and tank tops

its a western duh

(PS Tuomas people are trolling you)

fast bus movie except in a tower imo

like die hard in a skyscraper

By definition it's a watchmaking movie.

Isn't Die Hard a Christmas movie?

Die Hard definitely won't win, for a lot of reasons but mainly because i think a lot of movies will be victims of franchise/sequel vote splitting

die hard in a plane, die hard in new york, die hard in a computer, die hard i havent seen