Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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voted for shaolin, not kungfuh

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

the recurring theme of deformed girl who stephen chow humiliates until she somehow becomes beautiful and he falls for her in all of his movies is really weird imo

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

yah shaolin is clearly better than KFH (still not an action movie)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

my two favorite stephen chow movies that are not SS or KFH: from beijing with love (spy spoof) and forbidden city cop (china spoof)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

wait Shaolin was nominated? I was sure i checked for it

Number None, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

realizing last night that the netflix instant shaolin soccer was pan & scan (and miramax-chopped) was not good

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

good choice, and quote! xxxxxxxp

prime B Keaton / J Chan to come, I presume.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/getcarter.jpg

#52

GET CARTER

Mike Hodges
1971
United Kingdom
(219 points, 8 votes)

do you think ian hendry would have been better than caine in the main role in get carter? hendry was originally going to be cast, until caine showed an interest in the film? now, of course, its difficult to imagine anyone but caine in ut, but its arguable that caine doesnt have that effortless aura of violence, and had to work at it? perhaps that makes him in the role better though?

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, January 28, 2005 5:40 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like the idea of Performance, but the last time I saw it it seemed to be kind of a mess. Get Carter however, is an extremely effective little piece of filmmaking. Oh yeah, Poor Cow is good too. I heard Terence Stamp tell a funny story about making it once.

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, January 28, 2005 6:07 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Taking Sides: Performance vs. Get Carter

omar little, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

never seen get carter :(

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

year zero for action movies

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

wow when did youtube start letting you upload full movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXLiCCdMYRc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

forever ago.

scott seward, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

1971

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://tubedubber.com/#aoa3OTJfWIY:pbKCWBTgTR8:0:100:0:0:1

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

get carter owns bones. great fucking vibe to that movie. i need to watch again, havent seen since i was like 13. the stallone remake was horrible conceived from the start, because sly ultimately cant stand to play unsympathetic characters

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

You know what's a cool old movie nobody talks about? Hit Man, the blaxploitation remake of Get Carter.

Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

Get Carter is so great

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

I've never seen Get Carter. :/

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

not really a ton of action tho, really

xp

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

I went on a Mycocaine bender recently and watched that, the Italian Job, What's It All About Alfie? etc. he was a load of fun in the 60s.

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

a... "mycocaine bender"?

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

all the kids are doing it

Number None, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

lol thats not even on google, what are you talking about dude

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

think phonetically

Number None, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

say it out loud, lol

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

genius

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

homonyms yo

xp

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

oh jesus

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ thats not even on google

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

What's It All About Alfie? etc.

Did you just watch Alfie or pull out all the stops on the theme a la Cilla Black and Cher?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

it's a helluva drug

Number None, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

i was assuming "mycocaine" was some sort of streaming video site, lol

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

Did you just watch Alfie or pull out all the stops on the theme a la Cilla Black and Cher?

lol just the movie. abortion subplot was a bit 0_0

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/akira.jpg

#51

AKIRA

Katsuhiro Otomo
1988
Japan
(225 points, 8 votes)

the comic helped but the film was huge, i remember seeing it with a friend and then afterward the two of us deciding we would get 'tetsuo' and 'kaneda' (sic?) vanity tags (we were fifteen, very very ready to drive, and had heard vanity tags were only like fifteen bucks more and hence couldn't figure out why EVERYONE didn't have vanity tags) and then arguing who whould get what. i haven't seen it since high school so i have no idea how well it's held up but it was huge at the time.

― j blount (papa la bas)

i agree that it's a plus when anime doesn't take itself too seriouly. i've lost my tolerance for retarded cosmology and convoluted hierarchies in my shit. i just want laffs n dope animation, maybe a wee bit of the old ultraviolence. which reminds me--watching Akira last night on dvd it was significantly gorier than what i remember from my youth.

― ian

Akira: Classic Or Dud?

omar little, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

the music in akira is so dope

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/fVhJC.jpg

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

yeah the akira sdtk is one of my all time fav albums period

its an incredible movie too. one of only a few anime features i wouldve voted for

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

lol xp

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

only animated movie i voted for

been way too long since i voted for it

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

i mean saw it

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

basically not one week goes by where i dont say KANEEDDAAAAA HEELLLPP MEEEEEEE out loud to someone

max, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

like if i told you this was from an action movie and played it w/o showing you what it was from you'd want to see that movie no matter what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-wv4pFodIQ

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

I have never stayed awake all the way through Akira. :( Think I've tried to watch it 3x?? I should try again w more caffeine.

one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

love akira

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

akira looks and sounds as dope as blade runner which is about as high praise as i personally can give a movie

max, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

in some ways I feel like the best action movies are animated, cuz you can control how the action occurs in exact detail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

thats cheating tho

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

lol akira

(_()_) (Lamp), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:30 (fourteen years ago)


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