Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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I took collateral off my list precisely because of the 'way it looks' - mentioned in the collateral thread I think but it really is just michael mann making love to LA at night, the action is, well, collateral to that ; )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

actually my least faves are wall-e, the toy stories, cars 1 & 2. the cars movies are so fucking bad. and offensive even.

― scott seward, Tuesday, February 14, 2012 11:58 AM (1 hour ago)

I'm with you except I loved toy story 3, inexplicable because I didn't like the first two

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

I honestly cant remember anything about 'miami vice' except the beginning scene in the nightclub. v. dissapointing, im going to give another watch though

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

I freaking love MIAMI VICE. kinda fits my dream of Terrence Malick making an action movie.

I don't have anything good to say about TAKEN but i once took a class on "captivity narratives" and it's kind of an apotheosis of the form.

JAWS is like half horror, half action (tension and release), and that structure is one of the reasons i love it.

ryan, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

miami vic seem cool. u guys like the rock?

partytime, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

That reads like small talk re: drugs.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

miami vice and the fugitive were both p high on my ballot.

the fugitive was one of the first for-grown-ups movies i remember really enrapturing me in the way that things like ninja turtles and back to the future had only a few years earlier (i was 13 when it came out)

missed the bond clusterfuck but iirc "the spy who loved me" is for better or worse one of the most action-y of bond movies

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

i won't hear a bad word about TLJ in the fugitive

"i didn't kill my wife." "i don't care." << he found such a great mixture of pity, humor, resignation, and pride-in-office in that one reading

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

at this point i will see any movie with TLJ in it

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

it's no secret that i think Men In Black is top notch cinematic entertainment

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty much is. I recall it crossing some sort of threshold for costing a million dollars a minute, too.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

remember when he was two face

max, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

i do remember

(_()_) (Lamp), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

#90skid

max, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

we should do a thrillers poll, thrillers is the best genre

― lag∞n, Tuesday, February 14, 2012 5:35 AM (5 hours ago)

this is totally OTM. this thread and the voting thread made me realize i like thrillers prob 10x more than action movies.

we should have done 2 polls w/ a rule that a movie could only be nominated in one or the other

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder how many pre-1971 movies wd make that one

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

none

max, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

not a single one

max, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

ya, because no one here has ever seen any old movies. and if they did, they would hate them, because ilx posters are stupid and ignorant. good call

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

But it's a scientific fact that movies did not get thrilling until the '70s. Until then they were merely suspenseful.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

that's true too

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

old movies more like ::plays violent videogame::

(_()_) (Lamp), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

it's no secret that i think Men In Black is top notch cinematic entertainment

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, February 14, 2012 3:43 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

co-sign, but I took it off my ballot cause it was more about the humor than the action imo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

most old movies are just people like... talking

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

they aren't even in colour so many of them

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

"I wonder how many pre-1971 movies wd make that one"

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/4/A70-2159

scott seward, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

they aren't even in colour so many of them

― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, February 14, 2012 4:03 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what?? really?? bleh!

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

ya, because no one here has ever seen any old movies

fukkov

and if they did, they would hate them

WELL LOOKS AT DA POLL

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

"I wonder how many pre-1971 movies wd make that one"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/Trouble_in_mind_post.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

bleh and white

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://varifrank.com/images/ThirdManAlley.jpg

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

you know, if you were really upset about ilxers not watching old movies, it might be helpful to constructively suggest some that non-film-buffs might dig instead of just rolling your eyes for 8 years straight

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

did you even vote in this poll morbs?

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

i can't even read. i thought it said post-1971. i miss alan rudolph movies. i wanna go rent them all.

scott seward, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

to educate other people presupposes you care about them

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

morbz totally voted. here's his ballot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-erjci4JzoA

scott seward, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

to educate other people presupposes you care about them

well, beyond treating them like teddy bears for you to arrange around your superiority picnic

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

it might be helpful to constructively suggest some that non-film-buffs might dig

yeahhhh, I've nevvvvverrrrr done this

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

beyond treating them like teddy bears for you to arrange around your superiority picnic

In fairness, when I unfolded the wax paper I got "I love the Pierce Brosnan Bonds"

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

Dr Morbius is just waiting for the right ilxor and a bunch of balloons to make it OK that his wife died and he never traveled.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

it was lj iirc

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

treating them like teddy bears for you to arrange around your superiority picnic
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080205080846/southpark/images/3/3a/Cartman

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JchKa8Ox3Hs

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

Thank you Morbs for guilting me into liking only old things because joyless cypher is win

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

Also thank you for pointing out the rich cornucopia of pre-'71 balls-out action films that have been shafted by this poll.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

Can't remember if King Kong was nominated...I probably should have voted for it.

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

I voted for the new one, gave it 166 points

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

treasure of sierra madre! should have voted for that.

scott seward, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

tons of old war movies and westerns i love. and that are action-packed. but you guys didn't nominate any of them and i'm too lazy to think.

scott seward, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

i was considering that, got hung up on whether it was action or not, either way its in my top 10 of all time

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:35 (fourteen years ago)


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