Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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I've seen the end of Taken about 3 times and the beginning 0 times.

one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

i posted about it in that thread, but i love the stuntwork in mad max. love the vibe of that movie. i decided i had to vote for either it or road warrior and not both so i went with RW, but tbh MM is more my style - nastier and less mythological. it kinda drags though, less of a superbly engineered thrillride

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

the stuntwork in mad max is SO crazy

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

I tried to watch MM and realized I'd rather be sitting on my stoop with a beer and a cigarette so I only got about 10 mins in.

one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

i remember some crazy interview with george miller, who was a doctor before he became a director, and he talked about having to treat all these brutal accident victims in the trauma unit and that somehow inspired him to make mad max

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

lol xp

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

x-post - Yeah. I tried to watch it last year and I fell asleep within the first 1/2 hour.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

that is a very unlikely movie to fall asleep in front of imo

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

mad max was actually made about me

max, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

I voted for DM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

my main memory of "Mad Max" was that I really didn't care about the beginning but the second half of the movie was amazing

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/jaws_chum.jpg

#60

JAWS

Steven Spielberg
1975
United States
(201 points, 6 votes)

'Jaws' is the first film where I can remember all the pre-release hype. I was nine or ten when it first got released in the UK, and was really anxious that it was going to be certified as an 'AA' or even an 'X'. Imagine my surprise and delight when I saw - from a poster on the front of a bus - that it was going to be an 'A' instead, hurrah. I bought loads of crappy cash-in mags, with a few stills from the movie plus some blurry but bloody shark bite pics, and persuaded my Dad to take me to Welling Odeon to see it. And yes, pretty much the whole audience jumped out of their seats at the head in the boat moment!

Stylistically, it's a strange sort of hybrid between 70s 'New American Cinema' and the mechanical blockbustering of 'Star Wars' etc. A lot of the non-shark scenes have got the feel of an Altman movie - lots of overlapping dialogue, etc.

― Andrew L

Much more interesting, because at that stage he was still making movies for adults. The bonding/scar scene in Jaws is as good as Spielberg ever got at 'grown up' men.

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac)

Spielberg was very influenced by Altman at the time (and Bogdanovich too) so the overlapping dialogue stuff is no surprise. The head in the boat moment is fantastic because it is one of the few horror moments that are truly unexpected - the hole in the boat mystery justifies the scene. It also is one of the few parts of the film which make no sense - since if the shark had killed him he would no longer be in the boat.

The Jungian had a lot of fun with the land.sea conscious/unconscious dichotomy, Fruedians equate the shark with the death drive (though on the boat it could also be sex).

Real shark fin. Num num. 'Snot as if sharks are an endangered species.

― Pete

Jaws

omar little, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GKP_dB3Hmw

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

I fall asleep a lot though.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

I hope that all three Mad Max movies make it in. Hell, I hope the hypothetical Mad Max 4 in progress makes it in.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

i voted for Mad Max, it's a genius example of how to make a low budget movie that doesn't look constrained by its budget, plus altho there must have been lots of post-apocalypse stuff before it it basically created our most enduring modern vision of how hilarious the world will be as society crumbles to a conclusion

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

OK, now I can't call Jaws an action movie. Sorry.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

I love Jaws a lot. It's one of my favorite movies of all time but it would never have occurred to me to consider it an action movie.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

itt people do not know what an action movie is

The Large Hardon Collider (Phil D.), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

Jaws is awright but fuck off tbh

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

its a shark movie save it for the shark poll

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

Yay! Mad Max was in my top 10. Loved it even more when I discovered that the stunt work was home brewed by gear heads who thought it would be cool to do some insane ballistic shit with cars.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

at that stage he was still making movies for adults

:o

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

mad max was actually made about me

― max, Tuesday, February 14, 2012 11:03 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

Jaws is awright but fuck off tbh

― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, February 14, 2012 11:06 AM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YOU fuck off tbh.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

munich's more of an action movie than Jaws! i wish i voted for that actually

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

There's an incredible bit on the Mad Max DVD commentary where you see a shot of a bike's speedometer at 100 or something, and they note that there was actually a cameraman hanging on the back of the rider, at that speed, shooting over the rider's shoulder!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

at that stage he was still making movies for adults

:o

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 14, 2012 11:07 AM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha, before he started making kids' movies like munich and amistad

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

Tt is making MM appeal to me far far more. I'll try it again at some point for sure, but maybe somewhere that I can also smoke at the same time, that would be helpful.

one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

the stuntwork in mad max is SO crazy

a stuntman broke his neck and died in a scene. Mad Max was my no. 1. looooove it.

PS Demolition Man?? Really?? worst part has to be the jarring Dennis Leary being Dennis Leary rant near the end.

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

be thankful I didn't vote for Judge Dredd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/fugitivetrain.jpg

#59

THE FUGITIVE

Andrew Davis
1993
United States
(202 points, 6 votes)

The Fugitive cos he's all sad about his wife n stuff and the police aren't very nice to him.

― Hard like armour

and it's one hell of an action movie. Without one-liners.

― kenan

was the fugitive the last ok thing he did?

― strgn

the fugitive is not okay, it has Tommy Lee Jones in it.

― Shakey Mo Collier

HARRISON DRUNKASS FORD

omar little, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

i voted for mad max. and jaws. even though its not an action movie. i just couldn't resist voting for jaws. i would marry jaws.

scott seward, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

nothing against this movie, but really?

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

gave the fugitive 21 points, i might've had it higher if i'd seen it more recently. bitchin movie

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

oh man i love the fugitive

max, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

again, last saw it when it like came out

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

I remember really loving "The Fugitive" but its been a long time so I didnt vote for it.

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

andrew davis 85-93 is a pretty good run of action movies

max, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

lol no way i'm standing behind that spielberg quote ps munich sucked tho, movie for boring adults imo

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

anyone willing to ride for the sequel?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Marshals_%28film%29

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

you're a movie for boring adults

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

not you dan

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

i remember thinking US marshals wasnt bad? definitely no fugitive tho

max, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

God someone wake me up when The Transporter places.

one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i havent seen it in a long time, but i remember it p much perfectly. my recollection is that it pretty snugly fits the mold of 90s action-thriller, but is really well done within those constraints. and TLJ owns in it

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

well there was literally no fugitive in that movie iirc

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

re: fugitive

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

yeah the fugitive is okay but i never thought it was great.

oh and don't blame me for voting for jaws. blame whoever nominated it on the ballot thread. i never would have thought of it either for this poll.

scott seward, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:18 (fourteen years ago)


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