Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

Fast Five may be the only action movie with the Rock that cuts the mustard imo

what about...

i dunno

not counting the self-parody stuff (other ones, get smart, reno 911 miami)

i strongly considered Fast Five, but i had to knock it for the rock/diesel fistfight not being badass enough for my tastes

which one

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, February 13, 2012 2:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

okay it was The Pianist

Yeah, good point re: time constraints, and prob should have done that 20 min thing but I get into absurd anxiety over tiny choices and end up head in hands frowning at bits of paper and by god man look at yourself just leave it. christ millions of xposts to darragh

lol xp

the allies resolve WWII thru action i guess

shit i forgot super troopers

I bet u all forgot Buster Keaton too (srsly)

it's been so looong since i saw any of those indiana movies but i'm tempted to rewatch them after seeing 'the adventures of tintin' and really, really enjoying it, cuz i vaguely remember the indie movies having a similar vibe? it's strange but i'm more interested in action movies now than when i was a kid/teenager if only because i feel like i'm more able to get the action-defining-character phenom when it's done well.

xp i absolutely would've voted for 'the general', maybe top 5

I bet u all forgot Buster Keaton too (srsly)

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, February 13, 2012 2:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cant remember if i put in any bk but SPOILERS safety last was in my top 10

but Safety Last is just one suspense effect over and over!

i felt bad for being bored by tintin. it was too long for me. but i saw it after work so i was beat. still two hours of tintin...cyrus loved it anyway. i wanted to be all awed and wowed by it.

I have a two hour limit for movies I watch in the theater. Sort of for movies in general too though. I often think anything longer than that is too much. TBH I'd prob prefer most movies at like 90 mins.

but Safety Last is just one suspense effect over and over!

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, February 13, 2012 2:59 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there are stunts in that movie that are still unequalled imho.

yeah 90 minutes or less is always appreciated. kinda like cd length. 45 minutes or less is great.

Agreed.

totally agree, and am completely appalled that over 2 hours is considered acceptable for like comedies these days (damn u apatow)

would have voted for hobo with a shotgun to be honest. given the option. should have given it a write-in vote. just thought of it.

I bet u all forgot Buster Keaton too (srsly)

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, February 13, 2012 1:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes! I thought about steamboat or go west, but I stuck with the nom list and didn't write anything in.

cant remember if i put in any bk but SPOILERS safety last was in my top 10

Ditto!

i voted for The General, but i didnt give it many points

i almost did, but then, i didn't.

there's no reason to stick with the nom list! its just there to get yr juices flowin!

ya i didnt

instead of reading books with them i made the kids watch flash gordon the other night and i was surprised that it was almost two hours. didn't remember it being that long. worth every second though.

I misseed the general. Shame. It would have gotten some points.

I guess it was some ADD gal like youse who had her fucking phone out last weekend for the first 4 hours of Satantango

i hate add bela tarr fans

flash gordon feels 3 hours long tbh

i sat in a rickety chair in a little make-shift movie theatre on nantucket and watched my dinner with andre with my parents when i was a kid. i've done my time in the art house trenches. more sofas please!

some vacation. where's my disneyland dad!?

I wonder if any write-in candidates will make the top 65 or wherever we're at. The only one I think might is Haywire.

my disneyland with andre

for the first 4 hours

Christ. I couldn't handle that at all.

i doubt enough people have seen haywire, but who knows

s1ocki, I could tell she was some NY Mag-reading arriviste who came to New York bcz she watched "Sex & the City," she and her friends bolted at the dinner break.

lol

lotta people got fooled by that bela tarr-directed sex & the city episode

the Bergdorf Goodman Harmonies

s1ocki, I could tell she was some NY Mag-reading arriviste who came to New York bcz she watched "Sex & the City," she and her friends bolted at the dinner break.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, February 13, 2012 3:12 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is one of your all time greatest posts doc

p much everyone knows this subphylum of person in NY by now, they don't know ppl fart on the subway either.

i read ny mag fwiw

don't make me draw you a Venn diagram

wish I had voted

omar remains king of stills

max is a samantha iirc

oh totally

Morbs is more of a Miranda than Miranda