things you're secretly kinda fascisty about

both can ruin a good pair of shoes

oh good, i dont agree with banning dogs, but i support your right to demand their elimination

if we can't get rid of capital punishment, then the role of executioner is selected from the community like jury duty. if that person can't pull the trigger, welp, ok the prisoner lives.

haha that's a good one!

I'll happily consent to banning cars if we can ban dogs too

it's a deal

can the selected executioner exercise the option to swap out the condemned for a personal nemesis?

let's ban cats too

mandatory bird ownership btw

people who enjoy reducing complex questions to simplistic oppositions should lose the right to vote.

no birds, they carry disease

I will trade you cats for guns

People who think dogs should be illegal should be forced to undergo psychiatric evaluation.

Especially people who rep owning birds over dogs. They go to the special Dr for really perplexing cases.

People who think dogs should be legal should be forced to live with 4 small ones.

people who enjoy reducing complex questions to simplistic oppositions should lose the right to vote.

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, February 13, 2012 1:35 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol is this directed at...everyone itt?

do you get fined if you don't pick up after your dog in the us?

no politician will be permitted from leaving his/her post on account of sexual behavior that is embarrassing.

I would gladly give up my chihuahuas to the new ilxor fascist lords.

basically, the only allowable ownership of animals should be for food/livestock

nb no restrictions on the type of animal, you just have to be willing to eat it or some foodstuff it produces

otm

I play Tropico to act out these desires, which kinda aren't so secret

http://www.gamerdna.com/public/images/xd/covers/drxx00/xx08/xx08073.jpg

I pretty much run it as a drunken worker's paradise/holiday spot, with a weekly tv show starring El Presidente.

Note, I heavily recommend this game, the earlier versions of which are available for cheaps on GOG/Steam

Try a shot of catmilk, DJP.

if you run for office then you have to make your facebook account public and you're not allowed to untag yourself in any photos

pretty glad none of you are running things

CHURCHES WILL BE TAXED

there will be a tax of one cent on every post made on ILX, proceeds going to me

people who insist that simple things are "complex" should lose the right to vote

People who believe the world would be a better place if they ran things would have to wear armbands.

heavily subsidized fruit and veg

all air travel banned until we figure out a way to make it clean and cheap

mandatory lessons in how to use public transport politely

CHURCHES WILL BE TAXED

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, February 13, 2012 1:41 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes! churches are rich, right? this is how we are going to fund my national schools!

Banning cats is where I start the underground revolution.

i'm fuzzy on the details here but jenny mccarthy needs to be in prison

And then when I take over: divert at least half the defense budget to space exploration and developing replicator technology.

Think of all the free time we'll have as a nation if we can just put our dirty dishes back into the replicator!

People who try to do funny accents should have to go to those places and speak in those accents.

i'm fuzzy on the details here but jenny mccarthy needs to be in prison

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, February 13, 2012 1:45 PM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pretty sure you can just convict her for "crimes against the state" now that youre the fascist dictator

I think Neal Stephenson wrote about that in The Diamond Age

yeah some of you really need to own your fascist regime

mandatory name changes for people whose names are irritating variations on common names. Kaytlynnes become Caitlins, Madysyns become Madison, Jaydens become...murdered. there should be a Federal Registry of Baby names and it should maintain a blacklists of names that cannot legally appear on a birth certificate. shitstirring names like Hitler and Zyklon and Holocaust would be legal, though. I don't mind parents telegraphing that their children will grow up to be terrible people as long as they don't make cutesy substitutions like Hitlyrr or Xyclon or Hailiecaust.

'blacklists'

does anyone have any real solution as far as what to do with chronic rapist/abuser types? i don't. jail for life? death? penis-ectomy? i've looked at the sex offender list in our town - and shuddered when i see people that i see all the time on the street - and you get stuff like this:

03/23/2000, RAPE AND ABUSE OF CHILD
03/23/2000, INDECENT ASSAULT AND BATTERY ON CHILD UNDER 14 YEARS OF AGE
03/07/1996, RAPE AND ABUSE OF CHILD
03/07/1996, RAPE AND ABUSE OF CHILD

i mean, is the third time a charm for this guy? if he rapes a third kid does he go away forever? i don't know my mass laws and statutes. maybe i'll look it up. ugh, sorry, this thread was getting goofy.

People who try to do funny accents should have to go to those places and speak in those accents.

― things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Monday, February 13, 2012 12:46 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm horrible at funny accents. Who know's where I'd end up!

that's a question i can't figure out, either, scott. has there been a lot of study into therapy/ways of changing behavior in rapists/pedophiles?

"Hailiecaust"

lolzzz

castration

oh unregistered reminded me, kids take mom's last name.

it's a very very tough issue, yeah

for maybe three generations? once matriarchal line has been established as dominant, kids can name themselves or whatever.

oh not the mom's last name - the child molester thing

i don't know if therapy does much for a lot of sex offenders? probably constant monitoring does more good than anything. but i'm really no expert. i'm sure they dope people up a ton to lessen urges and stuff.