things you're secretly kinda fascisty about

also by law: all corporate boards of directors are only one third appointed by shareholders, another third are selected from its customers or residents in areas where it has HQ or significant operations, and the last third from its employees. how these are selected, i don't care!

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, February 13, 2012 1:23 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this would be so nice! does it exist anywhere on earth?

if dumb people couldn't have kids the american economy would be fucked

yeah but look at Lucianne Goldberg

people who don't pick up their dog's poo should be grounded

everyone should be required to have like 3 kids, if you're broke, fine, here's money for your kids, don't care if your married or anything.

usually people who say that kind of shit are concerned about a dwindling supply of white babies but i'm totally not picky!

horseshoe: not afaik

mandatory mixed-race breeding could fix that

hahaha i have been trying to stop myself from saying white people should be sterilized but oops there it is

just kidding

kind of

i can't tell if this thread is "things i think in a momentary rage" or not?

you only really need 1 generation of mandatory mixed race breeding, then you're good

only one child per couple allowed and only if that couple passes a child-rearing assessment.

― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, February 13, 2012 6:14 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fuck yes. Though like ENBB I'd *maybe* consider a two-child policy.

yeah if selective sterilization wasn't obviously completely and inherently wrong it could be used to tackle a lot of different issues tbh

Mandatory second language education at all levels. Pick a language. Any language.

Doesn't matter the subject. During my junior year at Michigan, one of the sections of ME 211("Intro to Solid Mechanics") was taught entirely in Mandarin.

im with goole, no one should be sterilized, not even yakubs spawn, we just need to give way more money to kids and schools, and also ban cars and guns forever

imagine the sexy vibe in bars the last night of free breeding before 25 years of compulsory mixed breeding.

like when people try to get tax write-offs in under the wire but with dicks.

"people who don't pick up their dog's poo should be grounded"

yeah dog poo pickup laws are like... the source of the problem is not people deciding to fail to pick up their dog's poo, its that dogs are legal and encouraged

xxp also they all have to be raised in apartment buildings

lol max

i def should not have posted that. posts i immediately regret.

ya dog poo and car crashes are pretty close to the same thing. might as well call them equivalent.

no I'm serious

both can ruin a good pair of shoes

oh good, i dont agree with banning dogs, but i support your right to demand their elimination

if we can't get rid of capital punishment, then the role of executioner is selected from the community like jury duty. if that person can't pull the trigger, welp, ok the prisoner lives.

haha that's a good one!

I'll happily consent to banning cars if we can ban dogs too

it's a deal

can the selected executioner exercise the option to swap out the condemned for a personal nemesis?

let's ban cats too

mandatory bird ownership btw

people who enjoy reducing complex questions to simplistic oppositions should lose the right to vote.

no birds, they carry disease

I will trade you cats for guns

People who think dogs should be illegal should be forced to undergo psychiatric evaluation.

Especially people who rep owning birds over dogs. They go to the special Dr for really perplexing cases.

People who think dogs should be legal should be forced to live with 4 small ones.

people who enjoy reducing complex questions to simplistic oppositions should lose the right to vote.

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, February 13, 2012 1:35 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol is this directed at...everyone itt?

do you get fined if you don't pick up after your dog in the us?

no politician will be permitted from leaving his/her post on account of sexual behavior that is embarrassing.

I would gladly give up my chihuahuas to the new ilxor fascist lords.

basically, the only allowable ownership of animals should be for food/livestock

nb no restrictions on the type of animal, you just have to be willing to eat it or some foodstuff it produces

otm

I play Tropico to act out these desires, which kinda aren't so secret

http://www.gamerdna.com/public/images/xd/covers/drxx00/xx08/xx08073.jpg

I pretty much run it as a drunken worker's paradise/holiday spot, with a weekly tv show starring El Presidente.

Note, I heavily recommend this game, the earlier versions of which are available for cheaps on GOG/Steam

Try a shot of catmilk, DJP.

if you run for office then you have to make your facebook account public and you're not allowed to untag yourself in any photos

pretty glad none of you are running things

CHURCHES WILL BE TAXED

there will be a tax of one cent on every post made on ILX, proceeds going to me

people who insist that simple things are "complex" should lose the right to vote

People who believe the world would be a better place if they ran things would have to wear armbands.