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you condesceneded upon us.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry I'm drunk that's when you start to feel regrets.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Or was it the morning aftr? i forget.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i won't say a prayer for you just now

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sad.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

who here isn't.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(from ilm)

"Update Yourself"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 22 July 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Male ILE reigstered users only
(Moderator board)

― Bumfluff, Friday, 23 July 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm an airport

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 July 2004 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you believe Paul Simon when, in "Late in the Evening", he describes how he returns to the club after smoking a "J" and proceeds to turn up his amp and "[blow] everyone in the room"?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 23 July 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Target Opening in Brooklyn for MADNESS (125 new answers, 5 unread)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Chatting to a mice girl at a party, who after a while you're fairly sure is interested and up for it, then suddenly getting all shy and nervous and clumsy and nerdy and making your excuses and leaving the party without asking her out, getting her number or even really finding out who she is beyond her first name, feeling like a horrible loser and then going home and masturbating: classic or dud?

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Friday, 23 July 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Chatting to a lice girl at a party, who after a while you're fairly sure is interested and up for it, then suddenly getting all shy and nervous and clumsy and nerdy and making your excuses and leaving the party without asking her out, getting her number or even really finding out who she is beyond her first name, feeling like a horrible loser and then going home and masturbating: classic or dud?

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Friday, 23 July 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Chatting to a nice girl at a party, who after a while you're fairly sure is interested and up for it, then suddenly getting all sty and nervous and clumsy and nerdy and making your excuses and leaving the party without asking her out, getting her number or even really finding out who she is beyond her first name, feeling like a horrible loser and then going home and masturbating: classic or dud?

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Friday, 23 July 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Chatting to a nice girl at a party, who after a while you're fairly sure is interested and up for it, then suddenly getting all spy and nervous and clumsy and nerdy and making your excuses and leaving the party without asking her out, getting her number or even really finding out who she is beyond her first name, feeling like a horrible loser and then going home and masturbating: classic or dud?

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Friday, 23 July 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

and so on

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Friday, 23 July 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

A Question fer Momus out there: WEANING! How the Fuck do you GET THROUGH IT????

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

A new Simpsons poofter... who will be outed?

― purple patch (electricsound), Friday, 30 July 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha.. well, that works.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"What sitar sign are you..."

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 1 August 2004 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you ever pretended to be interested in a subject you have no interest in whatesoever to impress or fellate a S.O.?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 2 August 2004 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Big Brother (UK 2004) - The Vaginal Strokes: thread 9

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 2 August 2004 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Lindsay Lohan: "He's Ready, and Legal!"

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

the Most hilarious fratboy message board debate of all time

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Bush Tax Plan for Second-Term: Fuck You Woking People

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

If I was Madchen I'd be worried ;)

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Jaws for Jesus

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

jel otm

― Mr. Tony Plow (Leee), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i drink booze for breakfast, an ensure for dizzert

― purple patch (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"Young men in flimsy summer dresses that leave little to the imagination: classic or dud?"

― Margus Kiis, estonian rock critic (Margus Kiis, estonian rock cri), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Jel, like this?:

ihttp://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A20324/high/jesusshark.jpg

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

yes like that, can't say I like it mind.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave Q on Metallica! + Dave Davies Had A Stroke became the more unsettling "Dave Q Had A Stroke"

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

keep reading 'Bang Face' as 'Being Face'. like an A-Team thread.

Also, seems i read 'Movies Based on Thread Titles' as 'Cmon G-Kit, kill this thread! DO IT!!! NOW!!!!11'

a common mistake.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

keep reading 'Bang Face' as 'Being Face'. like an A-Team thread.

Like this, g-kit?

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

\o/

about time. i've known they were innocent for years. if only these govt. types had watched the show. sheesh.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"Skinny Hippy People - name reasons why it is so bad and hated/Defend the Indefensible"

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"POW: ilx boards"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 12 August 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"left-centered people who never ask you questions back in a conversation"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 12 August 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Steven Baldwin Got Shaved

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 12 August 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Feasibility of Feeding a Sheep. In My Bedroom.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

'Inmate Glues Himself To France'

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it camp for a man to marry an umbrella? (51 new answers)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 16 August 2004 08:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"Would you actually purchase a wet t-shirt supporting the election of a political candidate?"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 20 August 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Would you actually purchase & wear a t-shirt supporting the erection of a political candidate?

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 21 August 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

best all-time ever ass-shaving pop tunes

― Huck, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

the perfect git.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: shaving with the groin vs. shaving against the groin

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: "Silence of the Lambs" vs. "Sven"

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 27 August 2004 07:23 (twenty-one years ago)

humankind, what film would you suggest? (9 new answers, 112 total)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 29 August 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

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