Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

and thudd's eating habits and baines's musical tastes.

Thread otm

me at the moment for some inexplicable reason

(tho i did post "the thing as remade by pingu" on "the thing" thread)

I also read the rolling NFL & hoops threads and think the valuable content/discussion ratio is much much higher here so well done all.

I've almost become footy-only, yeah. That and books. I'd have no time to, y'know, do stuff otherwise.

probably 3/4 of my posts are on football threads. others are basically tv/music threads i have bookmarked.

that's about where i am too at this point. irl has everything else covered but i don't have a single friend who knows who aguero is etc

Thinking about this a little more, ILX has become more-or-less integral to my footy experience these days. I can't remember the last game I watched and didn't liveblog in some form. I've even posted from the last few I've been at.

All to your credit chaps, it enhances the experience.

I've even posted from the last few I've been locked in The Emirates toilets for

Everything's better with a little ILF

Slightly inspired by off-forum exchange with you, IK, I too want to cut down on ILX. But the added experience the footy threads bring to my football joys is immense, so I won't be cutting down on these. ILX footy threads are a huge part of my enjoyment of the game, and particularly getting more insight and lols of English football tbh

I menan, for one, here in Holland everyone is all "wow JT what a legend, he can't be racist!" and "Suarez whadda guy, whadda player, Evra is being a bitch". I need the ILX antidote, and need it bad.

Argh I feel bad now, you bring a lot to this place!

"wow JT what a legend, he can't be racist!"

I mean this is just a throwaway remark, but you've revealed a universe I could never even have imagined.

*shakes fist at matt dc's years of ilf obstructionism*

No don't feel bad, I thank you! Was toying with the idea already for a while, but what you said made proper sense.

And about that universe: it does exist. Not just the idiots on football message boards, but media pundits too. JT is seen as a Chelsea and England legend. Partly, I think, because most miss all the inside info one gets here, because the tabloids don't reach beyond the sea this way. It enrages me but also makes me feel wholly at home here :-)

I can't speak for other countries but would be surprised if it's otherwise in say, Germany or France. Maybe Pandemic or Jibe can weigh in. But for here, it's safe to say JT's reputation hasn't reached our shores of mainstream media etc, sadly.

i've never played professional football so from this point on i won't be able to comment on whether Wolverhampton Wanderers are shit or whether Mick McCarthy is an experienced Premier League manager who's been a bit unlucky for the last 18 months

if it's any consolation, fletcher's goal really was beautiful.

xp to lbi : I'll confirm that in France JT is very highly regarded too. I find it v entertaining reading the ilx football thread and then comparing it to what I read on french websites/forums etc - along with JT, players like gerrard or lampard are also seen as legends on those french sites (and i can't count the number of times i've seen ppl say they'd love to have lampard on their team - currently i see it v often on psg related sites)whereas here they're more regularly made fun of.

Fletcher's goal was tremendous. We don't deserve him.

Am impressed with anyone who can receive a reliable 3G signal at the Emirates.

some of the players seem to be constantly struggling to receive relatively small packets of info alright

Mick out.

Finally.

Right. Eck out!

An air of pessimism surrounds the England team's chances of winning this summer's European Championship but Redknapp insists there is every reason to be optimistic about the country's chances of success, particularly due to the experience and strength in depth the country has in midfield.

"There are good players in England, good young players here, for sure," Redknapp added.

"Frank Lampard's still a top player and Stevie Gerrard's still a world-class player.

"There are some good English players in midfield still. I bent over backwards to get Scott Parker in the summer.

"And let's be honest, you'd love to have Paul Scholes in the Euros this year.

"He'd be in your team, he's that good. You'd love him to play. He plays like a Spaniard, he can play like Xavi, like (Andres) Iniesta, he doesn't give the ball away."

Should Redknapp take over, he looks set to appoint either Parker, or Liverpool captain Gerrard as national skipper.

"Scotty could do it for sure, so could Steven Gerrard," Redknapp said.

"Scotty is a fantastic boy, he's a family man, he loves his football, he trains well, he plays well, he gets on with the job, he's not a minute's problem.

"He's not a Billy big-time. He's just a great boy and that's what you need in your football club if you're going to do anything."

Steve Bruce early favourite for Wolves, lordy

The merry go round of the usual suspects continues, then.

Surprised Hughes or Allarydce aren't up for it.

Are there any player-managers any more? Was it the transfer window killed those guys off?

bosman ruling prob?

@James Mitchell, please tell me you made up those 'Arry quotes right?

Fletcher's goal was tremendous. We don't deserve him.

Can we have him then? That's Celtic AND Scotland.

There'll be dancing in the streets of Hull tonight iirc

please tell me you made up those 'Arry quotes right?

Nope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHJoj9IqeKg

Throughout this depressing saga, Dalglish has promoted a sense of paranoia, a feeling that the club have been hard done-by, ill-used, savagely put-upon. He has conjured the notion of a vast conspiracy directed at Liverpool, without ever explaining the logic or the motives behind such a movement.

... this is the guy who tried (was forced into) managing Celtic for the best part of a season, think that explains a lot

he behaved like a bar-room bully

Bollocks. Dalglish just isn't the type... unlike Ferguson.

now the sickening dread at the prospect of Bruce can begin

http://www.nigerianelitesforum.com/ng/sports/12293-when-aaron-ramsey-of-arsenal-fc-scores-celebrity-dies.html#post21165

that steve bruce is never that far way from a premier league job is disproportionately depressing to me.

not as depressing as it is to me right now

but surely not?

surely, tbh

Buggers belief

Is he at least tactically competent? Genuine question, I have no memory of anything in his career except being the patsy in Ferguson's 70th birthday embarrassment.

it wd be hard to be less tactically competent than McCarthy but i feel like Bruce is probably on a level with him

but god i don't want to get all excited about competent.

also Terry Connor needs to be got rid of as soon as a new manager's appointed. if anything i suspect Connor's been the tactical mastermind under Mick.

Be LOLsome if Roy Keane got the job

i wd be all in favour of Keane tbh

possibly because of revenge fantasies about some of our squad

You do need to keep up the ex-Celtic player numbers as well, (Steve) Kean's only just hanging on after all ... not to mention Dalglish! So Malky Mackay for Wolves then?

There's hope yet, Bruce drifting badly after making the early running - 8/1 from 4/1 earlier. Curbishley the new frontrunner at sevens. But wait - Rafa also drifting, down there at 16/1.

It's almost like nobody's got a clue.

Bruce is pretty limited as a manager but he'd keep that Wolves team in the Premiership and you'd be able to build from there. McCarthy has always been shit, he was a complete disaster at Sunderland.