*takes notes*
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:50 (fourteen years ago)
11. Be a lady in the street but a freak in the sheets.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:51 (fourteen years ago)
Wall Street men tend to like women who are attractive
― happiness is the new productivity (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:56 (fourteen years ago)
So, don't let him talk about work but know all about his work so you can talk about it, be sexy but not slutty, be conventionally pretty, don't talk too much, and don't be upset if your date is a total asshole.
Easy breezy!
Also the same as every list of dubious pointers abt how to catch a man.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:00 (fourteen years ago)
Samantha :
You forgot to mention that these type of women need to understand that they WILL be cheated upon, with just about everyone the can...just because they have money that they steal from the rest of us and have the time...trust me, I know many bankers in NYC who were partying or with other women while they were telling there wives/girlfirends they were at work, meeting ,etc...if they dont pick up the phone for hours is because they are CHEATING !!!!!!!!
― ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:05 (fourteen years ago)
or they are the star of Breaking Bad.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:06 (fourteen years ago)
13. Bring cocaine. Lots of cocaine.
― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:16 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agro8r4nyGQ
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:17 (fourteen years ago)
dateing douchecanoes in 10 easy steps
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:23 (fourteen years ago)
* dating
how does one clean a douchecanoe?
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:24 (fourteen years ago)
you dont clean them, iirc. i think it's like cast iron frying pans, the dirt is part of the "charm"
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:27 (fourteen years ago)
Well-seasoned douchecanoe seeks quiet doormat with just the right amount of sluttiness for LTR
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:38 (fourteen years ago)
*to craigslist!*
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:40 (fourteen years ago)
lol @ extravagant gifts
"A solid gold shoehorn?! Oh, Wall Street man! You're the best!"
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:43 (fourteen years ago)
Who care if you're constantly at work or texting on your phone, I got a Tiffany key chain!
― A funnier, sunnier (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:56 (fourteen years ago)
TBF, if you're already reading an article called "How to Date a Wall Street Man" isn't that kind of what you're going for?
― happiness is the new productivity (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:57 (fourteen years ago)
True.
― A funnier, sunnier (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:00 (fourteen years ago)
+stock tips
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:01 (fourteen years ago)
I just want to eat at WD-40 all the time
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:10 (fourteen years ago)
You should try 50, it's even better ;)
― happiness is the new productivity (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:11 (fourteen years ago)
I gotta date a higher up wall street banker first though
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:11 (fourteen years ago)
u know what they say squeaky wheel gets the
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:12 (fourteen years ago)
fwiw I've never actually eaten in WD-50 or probably almost any other restaurant popular with Wall Street Men
― happiness is the new productivity (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:15 (fourteen years ago)
dayo I thought you said you wanted to eat WD-40 and I was all O_o
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:19 (fourteen years ago)
it's all I can afford, that's why I need to date a wall street man
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:20 (fourteen years ago)
protip coat yr mouth and throat w/wd-40 and any food will slide down easy w/o chewing
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)
Samantha Daniels owns a bicoastal matchmaking service called Samantha's Table. She is ivy league educated and a former divorce attorney by trade. She is frequently relied upon dating, relationship and romance expert, and is seen regularly on television, in national newspapers and magazines and on radio. She has been a national spokesperson for a number of consumer brands including Crest, Oral B and Febreze. She was also the inspiration for and a producer on the NBC/Darren Star dramedy, Miss Match starring Alicia Silverstone, the show was based on her life story. She is the author of the book, Matchbook: The Diary of a Modern-Day Matchmaker (Simon & Schuster).
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
...for which i hope she had a more vigilant copyeditor
― the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:28 (fourteen years ago)
People who use "bicoastal" in that way are almost universally disgusting savages: y/n?
― happiness is the new productivity (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:38 (fourteen years ago)
im bi..::shy smile::costal::giggles flirtatiously::
― BJ O (Lamp), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:41 (fourteen years ago)
y
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:00 (fourteen years ago)
― lag∞n, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 5:21 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink_
. . . Yeah, "food" . . .
― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:07 (fourteen years ago)
hey now
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:12 (fourteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EdMSdw42ptw/ToZv2-NSScI/AAAAAAAAC_Q/YqR_ybBkXEs/s1600/hank-kingsley.jpg
― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:15 (fourteen years ago)
carl how would you feel about 'tricoastal'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:54 (fourteen years ago)
trans-coastal
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:55 (fourteen years ago)
Mostly confused.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:04 (fourteen years ago)
i guess it's more a cleveland thing, but i think you also can legitimately claim to be a north-coaster
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:11 (fourteen years ago)
Oh yeah, they say third coast here. I forgot.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:18 (fourteen years ago)
Any Cleveland/NE Ohio kid who grew up in the 80s was familiar with
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_U1menI3veIs/SZo9Ba5kleI/AAAAAAAAA5M/cmsAueP_S0g/s400/michael%2Bstanley%2Bband%2B-%2Bnorth%2Bcoast.jpg
― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:22 (fourteen years ago)
If you live in the midwest, does that make you acoastal?
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 February 2012 01:18 (fourteen years ago)
what if you live on lake superior
― j., Thursday, 9 February 2012 01:28 (fourteen years ago)
polycoastal?
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 February 2012 01:30 (fourteen years ago)
i think 'third coast' has seeped westward from ohio a bit
if you live on lake superior you live 'up north'
― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 9 February 2012 01:31 (fourteen years ago)
OMG MICHAEL STANLEY BAND
Down in Akron we were such losers that we shouted AKRON! after the first line of the chorus of "My Town"
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Thursday, 9 February 2012 01:50 (fourteen years ago)
This town is my town(AK-RON!) AlrightLove or hate 'er, it don't matterI'm gonna stand and fight
etc until we all shriveled up in a rubber-coated heap of self loathing
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Thursday, 9 February 2012 01:51 (fourteen years ago)
<3 u for that
― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Thursday, 9 February 2012 01:53 (fourteen years ago)
You guys had Devo, the Dead Boys and Pretenders, what were you doing listening to MSB?
― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Thursday, 9 February 2012 01:54 (fourteen years ago)
I was a kid, he was on the radio, what can I say?
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Thursday, 9 February 2012 02:04 (fourteen years ago)