Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

i really like sturridge. i thought the best outcome of the modric chelsea thing would have been getting sturridge in return.

Heh xp, that is rather flimsy reasoning. On the other hand, it's a very specific account.

I was wondering about a Sturridge-Rooney-Welbeck front three for the Euros, I think it could work. Trouble is it'd need a particularly disciplined midfield, which assuming Gerrard is fit might be a stupid ask.

Chelsea's most prolific goalscorer agitating for a hefty payrise, extremely transparent. Given what he must be earning compared to Torres and Drogba it's hardly surprising.

milner-parker-barry?
xp

don't rate Barry but the other two wd be ok

Gerrard-Parker-one other. Who should not be Barry. Milner's probably best option, though a younger Scholes would've been ideal.

In turn you're needing a lot from your fullbacks though, and I'm not sure that's realistic at all.

wilshere or livermore, give youth a chance. Tho thudd obv?

Tho tbh i'd have chamberlain ahead of rooney there

why would man city's daniel sturridge wanna go to arsenal?

              Hart
Richards Smalling Lescott Baines
      Gerrard Parker Jones
    Welbeck Rooney Sturridge

Gerrard has never performed for England, why would he start now?

Cashley still worth his place imo

O-C in there for Welbeck maybe

is King recovered enough to go?

bent, young, defoe ahead of rooney

c'mon dudes, it's obviously
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Clubs/Club_Home/2011/8/8/1312823901358/Tom-Cleverley-could-start-005.jpg

think Rooney in a front 3 wd actually bring something

zamora, ameobi, davies, heskey ahead of rooney

walker, johnson, richards ahead of etc.

zamora, ameobi, davies, heskey ahead of rooney

― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac)

ive had enough of your wazza bashing!

It's like white noise to me

That front three would never work, there's no real width in there and if you're going to play with only the fullbacks providing any real wide threat then you need a very strong passing midfield and England don't have one.

Reckon Oxlade-Chamberlain will end up making the squad. Walcott won't, yet again.

rip jack, heaven needed someone to beat up taxi drivers back home while his friends went to poland

between thudd and cleverly you have a good passing midfield. capello wld never in a million years go for it tho. (parker behind, sturridge and aoc on the wings, sturridge and welbeck switching between wing and cf).

has "Thudd" even played for Spurs this season?

yeah seriously, he is a pile of shit, let's just finally all let the dream die.

11-12 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 3 0 1

lol he has played 3 games. what happened to thudd? i just assumed he'd been playing.

been injured for ages. he's also growing his hair out for charity. won't cut it til he scores a goal.

What's it look like? It's only now I realise that in my mind his real hair is like Larry David's.

http://www.justgiving.com/Utils/imaging.ashx?width=250&imageType=frpphoto&img=22012%2fbc8d17df-a1c5-41af-946b-4f2d466af8e1.jpg

poor guy is only at 8% of his goal
http://www.justgiving.com/huddlefro

He must have the slowest growing hair in the world, he hasn't even played in months.

England badly need Cleverley to be really good, don't they? Tom is never going to be fast or mobile enough for an international-quality midfield.

not clear if the hair growing started as soon as he went out injured.

I think between Cleverly and Wilshere and Ravel Morrison England are ok in terms of creativity for the next ten years. Replacing Parker (who it seemingly took forever to find in the first place) seems a bigger issue.

just read about Morrison's tweet today. Well rid.

what he say?

“crack head ? Go suck out u little faggot your a guy that talks if u see me you try slap me I'm in manchester every week.”

Yeah you'd think West Ham would want him to relocate.

[what an odious human being he seems to be.]

Who was he 'tweeting' at? I hope Rooney, or maybe Piers.

just some twitter nobody who was having a go.

ffs thudd's been injured all season you savages

A player with thudd's touch, vision and striking ability would be more useful behind england's strikers than gerrard, if 451/433 with nippy wingers is a thing

Lennon, btw

Which Jones are you starting on left mid?

Phil

Actually think Parker-Huddlestone-Modric could have made a great midfield but we seem destined never to actually see it. Parker basically compensates for all Huddlestone's flaws.

pps

Whatever, we all know the England team that turns up in Poland and Ukraine will be the worst for years.

parker behind thudd, screening, modric around thudd, orbiting. It's a v beautiful thought.

Thudd is 6'4" and therefore must play behind a smaller dude tho, it's the rules

Oh, duh, the big guy who plays for Man U. Hasn't he been injured recently?

Not badly I don't think but yeah, a lot of projection onto injured players itt

king
dawson
walker
thudd
parker
lennon
defoe

could all make the plane, depending on injuries

you forgot Bale

not sure at what stage of that scale re rooney alternatives i started messing, but y'all do remember he's out for the first few games right

Ashley Young was the second player you named

in a three, tbf, in a three

yeah he's been awful though