The Trader Joe's Product Discussion Thread (S/D)

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can we talk about the people who buy frozen, precooked white rice? like the lady in front of me who bought 12 boxes so she'd get a discount? that is so odd to me. unbelievable and lazy. how hard is it to make rice? i mean

take rice
wash it
put it in a pot
wait
eat

or

buy a rice cooker
dump rice in, with water
eat

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

i didn't even know frozen, precooked white rice was a thing you could buy!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

I am ashamed to say I bought some once because I was impatient and thought... oh who knows what the hell I thought.

rice cooker ftw

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, pre-cooked white rice is the one bridge I won't cross w/r/t food prepared by Joebots in the Trader Joe's Nutrient Processing Facility where all this stuff gets made.

I am not judging other people's pre-cooked white rice purchases, however. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw frozen pizzas, etc.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

I am going to have oven-baked ham & cheese puff things for lunch (with a giant salad). Was scanning fridge for things I could leave in the oven while I took a shower this morning, since I didn't cook anything last night and won't be home for the next 3 nights in a row.

They were very greasy when I took them out of the tray this AM. A little afraid they will be ham-flavored rocks in my stomach tbh.

one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

Um, if you are a single dad in grad school, the frozen (brown, for me) rice is a life saver.

I will rep for my rice cooker but too often I don't even have time for waiting/cleanup etc. Sad but true.

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

Tried the veg. orange chicken this week and found it to be flavorful but the consistency was kinda unexpectedly...soft/mushy? Can someone advise on how best to cook these so they crisp up on the outside a little? (I sauteed in pan w/ sauce packets, stir-fried w/ broccoli....)

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

Bake it on a cookie sheet.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

my new lazyman rice trick is: put lots of rice in cooker, unplug it when done, feel free to add a little more water and plug back in as long as it's less than 24 hours later

I didn't admit to this and will not acknowledge this post in the future

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

also, yeah, baking is the only way to get the orange chicken to warm to the correct consistency

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

thank you both

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

Just seems kinda weird baking Chinese food I dunno. But so is the whole thing, so.

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

Pro tip:
Cover the cookie sheet w/ foil and spray that with cooking spray. No stick easy cleanup.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

ya'll have me intrigued as to this orange chicken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

Precooked rice is for people eating a cheaper, semi-DIY lunch at work where you only have a microwave, which around here I suspect is a very large percentage of Trader Joe's customers.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:12 (fourteen years ago)

the plant I used to work at had two large rice cookers going every day for lunch!

┌∩┐. I . A . (Aerosol), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

I bought rice at TJ that was not only pre-cooked but SHELF STABLE.

Though I recognized it as a shameful moment for me, given my level of not-busyness, I would not begrudge others - especially single parents - ultra convenient foods.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

I always thought the nonfrozen precooked rice was for camping or fallout shelter stocking or something

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

Iirc rice is the number one carrier of food poisoning, so ignore mh!

just1n3, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

really?? sometimes i leave rice in the rice pot for a day or two. setting: keep warm. this is bad? i thought this was quite normal

rayuela, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

Idk I could be making it up, but I heard it somewhere and now I reheat rice thoroughly. I guess an't be that bad if neither of you have gotten sick.

just1n3, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

really? I mean, I guess the fact that it's at a bacteria-friendly temp for so long could do that, but I actually make it return to boiling temp before eating again. Of course, then the rice turns into a formless slurry after you do this more than twice, so... uh, yeah.

baking the orange chicken might seem odd, but remember that you are NOT making chinese food: you are heating prepackaged chinese-style food that has a fried-esque coating.

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

anecdotal evidence is kind of b.s., it's true until we DO get sick

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

Food safety aside, it seems like it might be bad to leave a small appliance on and unattended or only occasionally attended for a day or two.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

meh, a rice cooker is basically a crock pot

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

I wouldn't leave a crock pot on for a day or two, either!

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

what about just like 12 hours?

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

Which...is how long you're supposed to leave a slow-cooker on for. Roughly. Anywhere from like 4-12 hours, so....

one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

I am probably too paranoid to leave a slow cooker on while I'm at work, which I know defeats the purpose but our drier caught on fire about a year ago and I'm still jumpy about appliance-related fire safety. But I definitely wouldn't exceed the manufacturer's recommendations on a slow cooker.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

ALSO a rice cooker is not a slow cooker, so what might be considered safe for a slow cooker might not be considered safe for a rice cooker.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

a rice cooker, once it hits the target temperature, clicks into warming mode that is actually lower than the higher settings on a crock pot

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

You will never convince me, but I will stop trying to convert you to my Safety First worldview. Leave it on for weeks! Use it in the shower! Live on the edge.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

If I have extra rice I put it in the fridge and microwave it when I want to eat it again. (Don't own a rice cooker, seems superfluous).

nickn, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

nickn otm; you all with your rice cookers must have lots of counter space.

sarahell, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

hmm. i feel like 99% of the korean families around me growing up left rice in the cooker w/o worrying about fire hazards or food safety and i have continued this great tradition.

rayuela, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

tbh I put it in the fridge and microwave most of the time

the korean standpoint leads me to believe you can leave it going, unless you have a fan going and the windows are closed, in which case everyone dies

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

i was pretty dubious about rice cookers, but i came to believe they had value and now that i have one i really appreciate it. the automation is the thing that makes it indispensable (or at least really useful) for me. i gave up on non-quick-cook rice ages ago b/c i always forgot about it and it burned.

besides being dummy-proof, i like that it has a basket for steaming vegetables, etc. also very nice: throwing some spinach or meat or whatever in with the rice so you have jazzed up rice for later meals.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

i cook large batches of rice and then divvy them up into zip lock bags, which i freeze and microwave later.

i do this w/ a lot of foods, actually: bacon (i bake a couple packages), pasta, pasta sauce, chicken, etc.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacillus_cereus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

a rice cooker costs like $12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

I have used the micro-bags of brown rice to eat with the TJ's cheapo indian box food that doesn't have rice already in it. It still works out to like $3 for lunch.

happiness is the new productivity (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

the frozen palak paneer is maybe the best thing ever (also, the full tray is like 3/4 of your daily sodium intake)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

this is one of those times where it's kinda hard to justify posting bc it's so vague but: yeah apparently reheating rice is bad, someone explained it to me once and said the rice wear little jackets and they disappear during cooking & it's bad to eat rice that doesn't have its protective jacket on, unless you just cooked it. like hopefully someone will swoop in with some real science, but apparently it's bad. i still reheat rice sometimes, risotto especially, because there are lots of things that are 'bad' that don't have noticeable or immediate ill-effects, or like you shouldn't use a metal spoon to stir something because it conducts heat but it isn't like your spoon/pan is particularly efficient anyway so it's fine. but just so you know, even though you don't because i didn't prove anything, i just remembered, at you, apparently rice is bad to reheat

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

I eat reheated rice all the time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

Me, too. Am I going to die?

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

maybe we already have

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

yeah it looks like if it drops below 140 degrees, it is bad. I am thinking that having the rice cooker constantly on makes it stay at a good temp

if you are a moron like me and reheat it, you will likely get food poisoning. I credit my past prodigious liquor consumption for a lack of poisoning

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

Us rice reheaters must just be ticking time bombs.

Jeff, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

Well, I have better historical luck avoiding food poisoning from reheated rice than I do avoiding fires due to household appliances, so I'm going to stick with the reheating method.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

For the veg/fake orange chicken, bake them in a toaster oven, then remove and finish them off in a pan for two minutes with the sauce and a small amount of grapeseed or vegetable oil. Probably works with the regular too although I haven't had it yet.

Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 00:28 (fourteen years ago)


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