Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Just to hazard a guess, is he an Arsenal fan and has he been one since about 1996 or so?

he is an arsenal fan dunno how long he has been.

fucking hate that every one of his football tweets gets reported as news when i'm just trying to see who our next injury crisis is.

Piers Morgan: '@GaryLineker_I currently air in 200 countries/territories - how you getting on? #SmallPondMinnow'.
Gary Lineker: '@piersmorgan I think the world cup that I shitted myself on telly in probably edged that'.

― mizzell, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:58 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you or I fucked up in our jobs like he did we'd never work again. But no, it's been the making of that cunt.

He's an Arsenal fan (for how long I know not) and he's actually not that bad at the pre-game/halftime commentary he does, esp compared to the usual American style of sports color, but I simply want him dead, preferably after an agonizing bit of torture similar to the one he inflicts on hapless TV viewers.

yeah there are a lot of American pundits I hate that I would prefer to Piers

like Taylor Twellman is an insufferable pretty boy asshole but at least he kind of knows what he's talking about when describing what happened on field

McManaman and Barton are ok on American TV, even. I just find Piers so loathsome a creature.

never had a problem with McMetc. whenever I seen him.

Jury sent home for the night

Would it be contemptuous to quickfire poll it?

it would be insulting to ilf if you didn't do it

"I have had some fantastic black players, absolutely magnificent black players, and with every one of them I have enjoyed my working relationship with them."

http://wearethenorthbank.com/england-international-hawked-to-arsenal-by-agent/

That's interesting for all sorts of reasons. Is that site/writer trustworthy?

No idea tbh

At the time I didn’t want to name the player but having been inundated with requests to reveal who the player is, I’ve decided to do exactly that.

this isn't really a great sign of trustworthiness

i really like sturridge. i thought the best outcome of the modric chelsea thing would have been getting sturridge in return.

Heh xp, that is rather flimsy reasoning. On the other hand, it's a very specific account.

I was wondering about a Sturridge-Rooney-Welbeck front three for the Euros, I think it could work. Trouble is it'd need a particularly disciplined midfield, which assuming Gerrard is fit might be a stupid ask.

Chelsea's most prolific goalscorer agitating for a hefty payrise, extremely transparent. Given what he must be earning compared to Torres and Drogba it's hardly surprising.

milner-parker-barry?
xp

don't rate Barry but the other two wd be ok

Gerrard-Parker-one other. Who should not be Barry. Milner's probably best option, though a younger Scholes would've been ideal.

In turn you're needing a lot from your fullbacks though, and I'm not sure that's realistic at all.

wilshere or livermore, give youth a chance. Tho thudd obv?

Tho tbh i'd have chamberlain ahead of rooney there

why would man city's daniel sturridge wanna go to arsenal?

              Hart
Richards Smalling Lescott Baines
      Gerrard Parker Jones
    Welbeck Rooney Sturridge

Gerrard has never performed for England, why would he start now?

Cashley still worth his place imo

O-C in there for Welbeck maybe

is King recovered enough to go?

bent, young, defoe ahead of rooney

c'mon dudes, it's obviously
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Clubs/Club_Home/2011/8/8/1312823901358/Tom-Cleverley-could-start-005.jpg

think Rooney in a front 3 wd actually bring something

zamora, ameobi, davies, heskey ahead of rooney

walker, johnson, richards ahead of etc.

zamora, ameobi, davies, heskey ahead of rooney

― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac)

ive had enough of your wazza bashing!

It's like white noise to me

That front three would never work, there's no real width in there and if you're going to play with only the fullbacks providing any real wide threat then you need a very strong passing midfield and England don't have one.

Reckon Oxlade-Chamberlain will end up making the squad. Walcott won't, yet again.

rip jack, heaven needed someone to beat up taxi drivers back home while his friends went to poland

between thudd and cleverly you have a good passing midfield. capello wld never in a million years go for it tho. (parker behind, sturridge and aoc on the wings, sturridge and welbeck switching between wing and cf).

has "Thudd" even played for Spurs this season?

yeah seriously, he is a pile of shit, let's just finally all let the dream die.

11-12 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 3 0 1

lol he has played 3 games. what happened to thudd? i just assumed he'd been playing.

been injured for ages. he's also growing his hair out for charity. won't cut it til he scores a goal.

What's it look like? It's only now I realise that in my mind his real hair is like Larry David's.

http://www.justgiving.com/Utils/imaging.ashx?width=250&imageType=frpphoto&img=22012%2fbc8d17df-a1c5-41af-946b-4f2d466af8e1.jpg

poor guy is only at 8% of his goal
http://www.justgiving.com/huddlefro

He must have the slowest growing hair in the world, he hasn't even played in months.

England badly need Cleverley to be really good, don't they? Tom is never going to be fast or mobile enough for an international-quality midfield.

not clear if the hair growing started as soon as he went out injured.

I think between Cleverly and Wilshere and Ravel Morrison England are ok in terms of creativity for the next ten years. Replacing Parker (who it seemingly took forever to find in the first place) seems a bigger issue.

just read about Morrison's tweet today. Well rid.

what he say?

“crack head ? Go suck out u little faggot your a guy that talks if u see me you try slap me I'm in manchester every week.”

Yeah you'd think West Ham would want him to relocate.

[what an odious human being he seems to be.]