The Trader Joe's Product Discussion Thread (S/D)

labeled correctly as 'crap' and 'refuse eating bottom-dweller' and 'something that looks like cod, but probably isn't' and 'potentially salmon; at the very least salmon-colored' and 'frozen chunk of aquatic protein supporting many nigh-invisible pin-bones at regular intervals at what we can only suppose is a sternum'

the only fish ya'll should be eating are sardines imo

Fishist

2 out of 10: http://www.whatsgoodattraderjoes.com/2012/02/trader-joes-pasta-with-sockeye-salmon.html

Tried a sample of the beet and carrot juice. Was gross.

I said I was going to cut back on buying the orange chicken

bought more orange chicken

Story of my life, right there ^^

Only not with orange chicken. That's a freezer emergency staple though, I'll admit.

see, I tell myself that, but then it mysteriously ends up cooked, in my mouth, within a few days

can we talk about the people who buy frozen, precooked white rice? like the lady in front of me who bought 12 boxes so she'd get a discount? that is so odd to me. unbelievable and lazy. how hard is it to make rice? i mean

take rice
wash it
put it in a pot
wait
eat

or

buy a rice cooker
dump rice in, with water
eat

i didn't even know frozen, precooked white rice was a thing you could buy!

I am ashamed to say I bought some once because I was impatient and thought... oh who knows what the hell I thought.

rice cooker ftw

Yeah, pre-cooked white rice is the one bridge I won't cross w/r/t food prepared by Joebots in the Trader Joe's Nutrient Processing Facility where all this stuff gets made.

I am not judging other people's pre-cooked white rice purchases, however. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw frozen pizzas, etc.

I am going to have oven-baked ham & cheese puff things for lunch (with a giant salad). Was scanning fridge for things I could leave in the oven while I took a shower this morning, since I didn't cook anything last night and won't be home for the next 3 nights in a row.

They were very greasy when I took them out of the tray this AM. A little afraid they will be ham-flavored rocks in my stomach tbh.

Um, if you are a single dad in grad school, the frozen (brown, for me) rice is a life saver.

I will rep for my rice cooker but too often I don't even have time for waiting/cleanup etc. Sad but true.

Tried the veg. orange chicken this week and found it to be flavorful but the consistency was kinda unexpectedly...soft/mushy? Can someone advise on how best to cook these so they crisp up on the outside a little? (I sauteed in pan w/ sauce packets, stir-fried w/ broccoli....)

Bake it on a cookie sheet.

my new lazyman rice trick is: put lots of rice in cooker, unplug it when done, feel free to add a little more water and plug back in as long as it's less than 24 hours later

I didn't admit to this and will not acknowledge this post in the future

also, yeah, baking is the only way to get the orange chicken to warm to the correct consistency

hahaha

thank you both

Just seems kinda weird baking Chinese food I dunno. But so is the whole thing, so.

Pro tip:
Cover the cookie sheet w/ foil and spray that with cooking spray. No stick easy cleanup.

ya'll have me intrigued as to this orange chicken

Precooked rice is for people eating a cheaper, semi-DIY lunch at work where you only have a microwave, which around here I suspect is a very large percentage of Trader Joe's customers.

the plant I used to work at had two large rice cookers going every day for lunch!

I bought rice at TJ that was not only pre-cooked but SHELF STABLE.

Though I recognized it as a shameful moment for me, given my level of not-busyness, I would not begrudge others - especially single parents - ultra convenient foods.

I always thought the nonfrozen precooked rice was for camping or fallout shelter stocking or something

Iirc rice is the number one carrier of food poisoning, so ignore mh!

really?? sometimes i leave rice in the rice pot for a day or two. setting: keep warm. this is bad? i thought this was quite normal

Idk I could be making it up, but I heard it somewhere and now I reheat rice thoroughly. I guess an't be that bad if neither of you have gotten sick.

really? I mean, I guess the fact that it's at a bacteria-friendly temp for so long could do that, but I actually make it return to boiling temp before eating again. Of course, then the rice turns into a formless slurry after you do this more than twice, so... uh, yeah.

baking the orange chicken might seem odd, but remember that you are NOT making chinese food: you are heating prepackaged chinese-style food that has a fried-esque coating.

anecdotal evidence is kind of b.s., it's true until we DO get sick

Food safety aside, it seems like it might be bad to leave a small appliance on and unattended or only occasionally attended for a day or two.

meh, a rice cooker is basically a crock pot

I wouldn't leave a crock pot on for a day or two, either!

what about just like 12 hours?

Which...is how long you're supposed to leave a slow-cooker on for. Roughly. Anywhere from like 4-12 hours, so....

I am probably too paranoid to leave a slow cooker on while I'm at work, which I know defeats the purpose but our drier caught on fire about a year ago and I'm still jumpy about appliance-related fire safety. But I definitely wouldn't exceed the manufacturer's recommendations on a slow cooker.

ALSO a rice cooker is not a slow cooker, so what might be considered safe for a slow cooker might not be considered safe for a rice cooker.

a rice cooker, once it hits the target temperature, clicks into warming mode that is actually lower than the higher settings on a crock pot

You will never convince me, but I will stop trying to convert you to my Safety First worldview. Leave it on for weeks! Use it in the shower! Live on the edge.

If I have extra rice I put it in the fridge and microwave it when I want to eat it again. (Don't own a rice cooker, seems superfluous).

nickn otm; you all with your rice cookers must have lots of counter space.

hmm. i feel like 99% of the korean families around me growing up left rice in the cooker w/o worrying about fire hazards or food safety and i have continued this great tradition.

tbh I put it in the fridge and microwave most of the time

the korean standpoint leads me to believe you can leave it going, unless you have a fan going and the windows are closed, in which case everyone dies

i was pretty dubious about rice cookers, but i came to believe they had value and now that i have one i really appreciate it. the automation is the thing that makes it indispensable (or at least really useful) for me. i gave up on non-quick-cook rice ages ago b/c i always forgot about it and it burned.

besides being dummy-proof, i like that it has a basket for steaming vegetables, etc. also very nice: throwing some spinach or meat or whatever in with the rice so you have jazzed up rice for later meals.

i cook large batches of rice and then divvy them up into zip lock bags, which i freeze and microwave later.

i do this w/ a lot of foods, actually: bacon (i bake a couple packages), pasta, pasta sauce, chicken, etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacillus_cereus

a rice cooker costs like $12

I have used the micro-bags of brown rice to eat with the TJ's cheapo indian box food that doesn't have rice already in it. It still works out to like $3 for lunch.