"hybrid" won this for me
― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 10:13 (fourteen years ago)
Hybrid +2
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:59 (fourteen years ago)
"I miss my dead wife."
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:16 (fourteen years ago)
"had a hoss before - riding out across the plains for weeks at a time, juss me and the hoss, and let me tell you son, you can't make sweet sweet love under the stars to a hoss"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:27 (fourteen years ago)
"Just don't hitch 'em near a wheat field. Trust me on that one."
― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:34 (fourteen years ago)
"It may be slower, but i'll always prefer a horse and buggy ride"
― Z S, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:35 (fourteen years ago)
"What, haven't you ever seen a man fucking a grasshopper before?"
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 07:25 (fourteen years ago)
"plus i fucked your wife"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 07:36 (fourteen years ago)
"hey, it ain't illegal yet"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 07:39 (fourteen years ago)
"one man, one horse, whatever..."
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 07:43 (fourteen years ago)
"company car"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 07:55 (fourteen years ago)
"we got screwed on these hats"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 07:57 (fourteen years ago)
"it got a 5 star review on yelp!"
― sarahell, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 08:03 (fourteen years ago)
"he who smelt it dealt it"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 08:06 (fourteen years ago)
"I thought I was getting me a low-cost ride"
― ●-● (ledge), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 09:31 (fourteen years ago)
That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on horse, man on grasshopper, or whatever the case may be
― Alan Shearer (ken c), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 09:42 (fourteen years ago)
"Caterpillars, mostly. Which reminds me, you're gonna need to shave that moustache off."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 10:44 (fourteen years ago)
"you'll be laughing the other side of your face when those lights turn green, pal"
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 10:54 (fourteen years ago)
"yeah, but this way i figger we get the jump on them"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
"Who is your favorite Latin Contemporary artist? Mine's Jon Cicada."
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:01 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm ready to go, by jiminy."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:07 (fourteen years ago)
nice
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:07 (fourteen years ago)
not my best effort up there, i admit
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/02/27/p465/120227_contest_p465.jpg
All together now...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:28 (fourteen years ago)
"This is normal" not as funny for this one
― max, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:30 (fourteen years ago)
no, the other one...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:30 (fourteen years ago)
"We are the 99 percent."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:31 (fourteen years ago)
'my friend told me his dick is tiny'
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:37 (fourteen years ago)
"Obviously compensating for a pitifully tiny cloaca"
xpost!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:37 (fourteen years ago)
think yrs is more newyorkery tbh
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:54 (fourteen years ago)
"Last night he told me to stick my thumb up his ass."
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:58 (fourteen years ago)
Haha I was not goin for NYer style there
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)
'don't encourage him , dinah, he's merely reinforcing damaging species stereotypes'
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:18 (fourteen years ago)
he better shave his butt before joining our peacock centipede
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:18 (fourteen years ago)
"I don't know who he thinks he's impressing. If you touch him I'll kill you."
― cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
"Is that what a real peacock looks like?""Don't ask me, I'm just a banksy"
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:10 (fourteen years ago)
I will be so glad when Carinval is over.
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:11 (fourteen years ago)
he sure is inordinately proud of his farts
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
"Peacocking? Really? Mystery called from 2008. He wants last decade's moves back."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:52 (fourteen years ago)
I hate myself for making that joke, and you should hate yourself if you get it.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:53 (fourteen years ago)
"eye catching!"
― brownie, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:59 (fourteen years ago)
"Colour? Nah I'm holding out for the 3D version to come out"
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:09 (fourteen years ago)
"woah, I think it's kicking in"
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:16 (fourteen years ago)
um,
"christ, what an asshole"
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:24 (fourteen years ago)
"you paid HOW much for a walk up brownstone?"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:28 (fourteen years ago)
Dan's is the best so far.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:46 (fourteen years ago)
Which one?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 07:15 (fourteen years ago)
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 11:16 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 08:17 (fourteen years ago)
implants
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 08:27 (fourteen years ago)