Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

oh gross. is that an attempted eye gouge?

If I look at this Tottenham team now I see some good, good players. The little magician, Modric. The mercurial Dutchman, van der Vaart. The Welsh wizard, Bale. And the outstanding Russian, Pavlyucheckov. Quite what Harry’s problem is with him, I don’t know, because I reckon he’d outscore your Rooneys and van Persies given the right chance and the right service. If it were me I’d have Alan Lennon firing in the crosses for him all game.

jesus, the pronouns.

Thought i saw suarez with his hands in someone's face right after he came on, didn't look that bad at the time.

Oh well, another ban. Glad he's learning.

Worst cunt in the Premiership by a mile.

Maybe once Terry retires and Barton gets relegated.

http://www.picgifs.com/soccer-graphics/soccer-graphics/john-terry/soccer-graphics-john-terry-528327.jpg

I think that kick on Parker was an accident though. He was aiming for Ledley King.

oh lol

After being unsure I'm starting to warm to Suarez.
We were okay last night.

you were the better team, but tbf we were playing for a point and had injuries.

don't think spurs had a single shot on target

suarez got parker square in the guts and skrtel got in a great shot on bale's shin

bale had a one-on-one saved

see second post

unless you meant stroking the ball gently against reina's feet was a touché

Redknapp verdict can't be long now, surely?

'Arry's based on the South Coast? Could he be sharing a cell with Chris Huhne at some point I wonder?

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Piers Morgan: '@GaryLineker_I currently air in 200 countries/territories - how you getting on? #SmallPondMinnow'.

Gary Lineker: '@piersmorgan I think the 2 world cups I played in probably edged that'.

otm

They've had Morgan on American TV twice this year when Fox has showed EPL games before the NFL semis and the Super Bowl and both times I have wanted to see him drawn and quartered.

I think pawning him off to American telly was one of the best things we've done as a country recently.

otm, still haven't got rid of him entirely tho

Just to hazard a guess, is he an Arsenal fan and has he been one since about 1996 or so?

he is an arsenal fan dunno how long he has been.

fucking hate that every one of his football tweets gets reported as news when i'm just trying to see who our next injury crisis is.

Piers Morgan: '@GaryLineker_I currently air in 200 countries/territories - how you getting on? #SmallPondMinnow'.
Gary Lineker: '@piersmorgan I think the world cup that I shitted myself on telly in probably edged that'.

― mizzell, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:58 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you or I fucked up in our jobs like he did we'd never work again. But no, it's been the making of that cunt.

He's an Arsenal fan (for how long I know not) and he's actually not that bad at the pre-game/halftime commentary he does, esp compared to the usual American style of sports color, but I simply want him dead, preferably after an agonizing bit of torture similar to the one he inflicts on hapless TV viewers.

yeah there are a lot of American pundits I hate that I would prefer to Piers

like Taylor Twellman is an insufferable pretty boy asshole but at least he kind of knows what he's talking about when describing what happened on field

McManaman and Barton are ok on American TV, even. I just find Piers so loathsome a creature.

never had a problem with McMetc. whenever I seen him.

Jury sent home for the night

Would it be contemptuous to quickfire poll it?

it would be insulting to ilf if you didn't do it

"I have had some fantastic black players, absolutely magnificent black players, and with every one of them I have enjoyed my working relationship with them."

http://wearethenorthbank.com/england-international-hawked-to-arsenal-by-agent/

That's interesting for all sorts of reasons. Is that site/writer trustworthy?

No idea tbh

At the time I didn’t want to name the player but having been inundated with requests to reveal who the player is, I’ve decided to do exactly that.

this isn't really a great sign of trustworthiness

i really like sturridge. i thought the best outcome of the modric chelsea thing would have been getting sturridge in return.

Heh xp, that is rather flimsy reasoning. On the other hand, it's a very specific account.

I was wondering about a Sturridge-Rooney-Welbeck front three for the Euros, I think it could work. Trouble is it'd need a particularly disciplined midfield, which assuming Gerrard is fit might be a stupid ask.

Chelsea's most prolific goalscorer agitating for a hefty payrise, extremely transparent. Given what he must be earning compared to Torres and Drogba it's hardly surprising.

milner-parker-barry?
xp

don't rate Barry but the other two wd be ok

Gerrard-Parker-one other. Who should not be Barry. Milner's probably best option, though a younger Scholes would've been ideal.

In turn you're needing a lot from your fullbacks though, and I'm not sure that's realistic at all.

wilshere or livermore, give youth a chance. Tho thudd obv?

Tho tbh i'd have chamberlain ahead of rooney there

why would man city's daniel sturridge wanna go to arsenal?

              Hart
Richards Smalling Lescott Baines
      Gerrard Parker Jones
    Welbeck Rooney Sturridge

Gerrard has never performed for England, why would he start now?

Cashley still worth his place imo

O-C in there for Welbeck maybe