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I bet Russell Crowe's boobs smell a bit like pizza

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

may never stop lol-ing at Russell Crowe's boobs!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

the pepperoni nipples

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

charles bronson used to smell like MANDOM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV3gA7hNItY

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

we should do a group art project of celebs made out of food stuffs they smell like. it will get into gawker at least.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

How big is the gender divide on Witherspoon-appreciation? It seems pretty massive. Especially judging by how in-demand she is for those few movies really firmly aimed at female audiences.

(I think I liked her better when she always got cast as slightly crazy or scheming or weird, like up through Election. And then Vanity Fair, presumably, but I wasn't gonna go see that. Witherspoon as sweet and likeable = I'm just not sure, something about that chin is suspicious.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Sean Astin smells of sausages and toothpaste.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco you're trafficking in something close to phrenology!

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

but that's why she's great! I think she kind of is Tracey Flick. so it's gross when she does stuff like the sickly-sweet Oscar acceptance speech, but you know that deep down she's all grim and determined.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

i am suspicious of witherspoon after she gave interviews saying she was wholey into family values entertainment or some such bullshit and then I remember her in movies like FreeWAY or SFW.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

I bet Viggo Mortenson actually has a great smell, like campfires and river rapids.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

Oh dude Freeway was such a weird movie.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

abe vigoda smells like rotting offal and gold bond.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

Peyton Manning smells like Downy fabric softener sheets.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

willem defoe: maple syrup and menthol

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

How big is the gender divide on Witherspoon-appreciation?

tracey flick aside, i find her and her block head kind of irritating.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

i would be shocked if clinton portis smelled like anything other than incence and a strip club.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

dudes, re: Witherspoon, it is all an ACT. she's just doing what she's got to do to get ahead in Hollywood, or whatever. she's really flinty and brilliant!

okay, that was embarrassing.

xpost: aw, Peyton Manning. love.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

i totally thought SFW stood for 'safe for work' just now and didn't remember the movie : /

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

count yourself lucky.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Tom Brady is the guy you are looking for, the guy who smells of Drakkar Noir.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Reese should marry Brad Pitt it would help her career! And he's not even married!

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

WHOSE BOOBS SMELL LIKE WHAT KINDS OF PIZZA

Didn't we determine Bridget Bardot's boobs smell like pizza in that other thread?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

OTM. Drakkar Noir and flop sweat.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Viggo Mortensen as the blouse man and in a History of Violence. rrrowrrr. he can rub his deli meat anywhere he wants.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Viggo Mortensen as the blouse man is maybe the hottest thing ever committed to film.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Y
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re: Viggo

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I am so not into that dude

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I think he is only hot in certain roles. in life, not so much. but he seems nice if kind of wacky.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

I loved Viggo's whole simple no personality selling blouses hottness.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Dominic What-shisface from LOTR/LOST smells like a dead mouse.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha let's call chin-movements behavior, not phrenology! It's true, though, yeah, she seems to actually be Flick (she seemed to be Flick even before she did Election), and it's totally adaptable as either steely resolve or like wacky-schemey foot-stomping. But apparently lots of people like to watch her play a sweet young woman who finds love and gets married, or something?

Re: family values I dunno, I could totally see Reese having the whole Ashley Judd vibe, just not to the extent where she tells random strangers about Jesus and stuff.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

he was married to Exene too. that is crazy.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Tom Brady is the guy you are looking for, the guy who smells of Drakkar Noir.

conversely, chip brady smells like drakkar noir and stale mcdonald's french fries.

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS194.JPG

chix be diggin' french fries.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

he can rub his deli meat anywhere he wants.
-- ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (flembac...), January 4th, 2007

srsly dr. pepper on keyboard

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha chip brady

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Dominic What-shisface from LOTR/LOST ~~smells~~ looks like a dead mouse.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

he was married to Exene too. that is crazy.

I know, right? so I have good will toward him because of that, too.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

(a cute dead mouse, but still)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

the cats at our house lately like to stick their faces in my armpits at bedtime and occasionally lick them, which is fucked up, weird, and makes me think that I must smell like Beef Feast In Gravy after a long day in sweaters. Which means that one dude in Firefly or whatever that Joss Whedon Space Bullshit series + movie probably smells like cat food too.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

not a cute dead mouse. that dude is busted.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Viggo was hott in a fully human, kind of grey and rugged way in the commentary and "makign of" parts of LOTR DVDs. Plus he actually carried his sword everywhere cos he loved it so much, and insisted on sharpening it himself, and secretly bought one of the horses and gave it to one of the minor actors or trainers or something, because he had first pick and he knew she loved that horse but couldn't afford it on her own. I'm a sucker for all this stuff.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Wow this thread... it's like I never left ye.

McConaheyheyhey has gone on record saying he don't use deodorant because "a man should smell like a man." Which means he has gay sex with his bff Lance Armstrong (gayest name in the history of ever).

Colin Farrel's beard smells like poon.

Big question: Does Botox smell? I know Botox freezes up sweat glands so you don't sweat or something, but does it have its own smell? If so, that's the smell of Hollywood.

― Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Mark Wahlberg smells of seafood and Sam Adams

Whoa I have never considered if Botox smells.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

ew. you just know Farrell never washes his beard, either.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

How big is the gender divide on Witherspoon-appreciation?

I love Reese Witherspoon.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

that doesn't help.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

AGGGH COLIN FARRELL!!! That dude is the worst. THE. WORST. I hate him.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

LOL oh snap

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

But apparently lots of people like to watch her play a sweet young woman who finds love and gets married, or something?

or a ditzy blond sorority bimbo who totally pwns harvard, which would be one of the few bonafide $$$$$$ blockbusters she's been in, and was fucking huge actually. I think your drugstore anthropology is coming up short again.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

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