There should be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets.

Tina Fey on Jimmy Fallon is as authentic as Bob Hope on Johnny Carson.

Assuming Perrin's point is that Fey-on-Fallon is inauthentic (which wasn't necessarily obvious to me), I wonder what about her recent appearance made him say this. I realize that there's an element of theatre in all talk-show appearances, but Fey and Fallon seem to have such an easy, genuine camaraderie.

Social justice is slow, halting, boring, and decidedly unsexy. Fuck it. I'll just vote Democrat.

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Mitt Romney was a violent bully as a teen. Clearly he's unqualified to be Commander in Chief.

The reason why liberals don't march against Obama is that pavement hurts their kneecaps. #Obama2012

the kind of laughter that comes from hearing someone say something you could've posted to an ilx politics thread

nuthin better

Dennis Perrin ‏@DennisThePerrin
Obama on Vietnam sounds worse than Nixon. Which means that liberals were wrong about Nixon. Right? #Obama2012

I heard some of O's Memorial Day speech and repressed vomit. How about you?

this is Dr M, not DP. Glad you've become a follower, Mordy!

i don't listen to presidential memorial day speeches

Liberal icon Woodrow Wilson jailed and deported labor activists. Obama ignoring them must be an improvement.

Justice John Roberts, who cast the vote that made liberals ecstatic, was appointed by George W. Bush. Thanks again Ralph Nader!

A white corporatist Mormon gets booed by the NAACP? Next you'll tell me that a Black corporatist Christian won't bother to show up. ‪#NAACP‬

"There is never any justification for violence." Preach it, Mr. President! #NobelPrize

I haven't seen this much of Big Bird since 5th grade. If only Romney would attack Bruce Lee.

I dreamed that liberals tried to make Ann Coulter relevant again, but clearly it's my fevered imagination.

is it this guy's schtick being ironically hacky?

or is he just a hack?

lololololotm

lord custos tribute thread

perrin is such a fucking tool.

He reminds me a lot of Dr. M w/ the out of nowhere* w/ facile, oversimplified observations and bland, flat attempts at wit. I can hear Morbs now saying that somehow what I'm saying is b/c I'm a Chicago gal standing up for her precious BAM.

*unless I'm missing recent news about liberals (or should I spell that "libruls" lol) speaking out against Ann Coulter more than usual

love how morbius was initially suspicious and resentful of this thread being started but now dutifully uses it as intended

yall must be lucky not having FB friends handwringing over every Coultface utterance

J plz, you are a bad mindreader. Let's just wish each other well, OK?

AC tweet about "retards" started a full-on lib buzzcycle.

New Deal. Great Society. Grand Bargain. Saved Coupons. Coins In The Sofa. Pay Up Fucker! #Obama2012

Habitual use one's illness as a defense against being challenged is crass.

I don't really see you challenging anything.

For shutting down Wall Street, Sandy is subject to arrest and prosecution.

Dear Democratic Friends: There is one last shopping day to scare yourselves to death. #Election

The GOP rape message tanked. Rape by drone is hanging tough.

1. Q: What do you call a Palestinian mass grave? A: Israel.

2. Drawers of water, hewers of wood. Crying that they're misunderstood.

3. Q: What did the Israeli Gomer Pyle say when he saw Hamas fire three missiles? A: "Qassam! Qassam! Qassam!"

4. There was once a Zionist, Joe,
whose reflexes were kinda slow.
One day he released
a white phosphorus feast,
on Gazans killed weeks ago.

5. Q: Why did the Israeli Army cross the border? A: What border?

sometimes comedy's not the best vehicle for politics

Dr Morbius wrote this on thread the USA, Israel, and national interest on board I Love Everything on Jan 13, 2009

Perrin again:

Why did the Israeli Army cross the border?
What border?

a perennial never dates

But stale bread just turns into croutons.

"Perrin-ial" would've been funnier. "Perineum" would have been even funnier.

I really dig his "seventeen-year-old who just read about anarchism and Chomsky on the internet and makes it his mission to open the eyes of all the sheeple via dad jokes" style.

Exactly that ^^^.

Won't be surprised if one day soon he uses "sheeple" b/c he thinks he coined a deliciously fresh and apt term.

The energy shifted from giddy and silly to weirdly tense.

Je55e, maybe one day he'll equate bombing children w/ abortions like u do, fucking genius

I did that?

It might be funnier than his usual stuff I guess.

‏@DennisThePerrin
Please Go Away For Christmas #RealisticCarols

‏@DennisThePerrin
It's The Most Depressing Time Of The Year #RealisticCarols

@DennisThePerrin
Frosty The Junkie #NoveltyCarols

#humor

you follow perrin on twitter solely for the benefit of your weird obsession with morbs, correct

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_455/1258766524921EWE.jpg

I don't follow anything on Twitter, but I did wind up on DP's blog when reading about Spielberg's Lincoln, which triggered my one weird obsession.

I'm sure people from Palestine to Yemen wish Hillary Clinton a speedy recovery and most Happy New Year.

I hope so too.

*BOOM*

THE POUNDING FATHERS (1981) Bob Guccione's colonial version of CALIGULA. Dabney Coleman, Helen Mirren, Norman Mailer, Pam Grier.