Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

What does the future hold for Andre Villas Boas?

tbf i am a cunt but my bad, i meant ebjt is a c

the following players - who have never officially captained England - have worn the captain's armband during the course of a match when the official captain and vice-captain have been sent off or substituted:

Robbie Fowler
Danny Mills
Emile Heskey
Phil Neville
Jamie Carragher
David James
Gary Neville
James Milner
Ashley Cole

I'd poll these but I've spent my quota on the avb one

Could reasonably imagine any of them as captain except the first three

fuckin warnock, that better turn into a serious ban

tsk tsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0McFPYTCnXI

multiple xposts
<i>Why else have they dropped him then, if not for thinking he is a racist who'll split the squad?</i>
probably felt they had to be seen to be 'doing something'.

wait what happened tim howard? studs caught in the turf?

what is this

a drum

stevie wonder

dion dublin

anaheim

completely lost here

In the last three United games I've watched (City, Arsenal, Chelsea), they've been fucking terrible at the back, just not a title-winning defence at all. They miss Vidic so badly.

Conceded

Man City - 19
Man Utd - 24
Spurs - 25
Chelsea - 29
Newcastle - 31
Arsenal - 34
Liverpool - 21

Premier League defending mostly gash in 2012

only 2 teams in the top 7 on less than a goal a game

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson criticised assistant referee Darren Cann after the 3-3 draw with Chelsea.

Ferguson claimed Cann missed a foul by Chelsea debutant Gary Cahill on Danny Welbeck and is happy to award penalties against United but not for them.

"They should have had a man sent off in the first half," said Ferguson.

"That linesman (gave) a penalty against us from 40 yards away last year against Liverpool - and he can't see that?"

Ferguson accepted that Cahill's challenge on Welbeck in the 10th minute was outside the penalty area, but thought the Blues centre-back should have been dismissed for denying his striker a goalscoring opportunity.

He said: "I don't blame (referee) Howard Webb. He needed help in that situation and he didn't get it.

"That assistant referee, who's all too happy to flag at Old Trafford for penalty kicks, didn't give them."

and is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for themand is happy to award penalties against United but not for them

Rooney (pen) 58′, (pen) 69′

how much fucking more does he want?

ach don't mind the cunt

Can't the papers just let him talk and not report what he says, please just for once? Take him into a room, let him rant, make insinuations, play mind games, all that cal for an hour or even a whole afternoon, and nobody ever finds out about it. All I ask. The world would be a marginally better place.

can't the FA just apply the rules to him?

11h Wayne Rooney
@WayneRooney
Trying to watch super bowl final. How do they call this football. Like watching paint dry. Looking forward to adverts and music.

Never did I dare dream I would ever utter these words, but here goes *braces self*: Rooney otm.

Nah. NFL is cool as long as you watch on delay and ff to each separate down past the huddle, timeouts, etc

Fergie otm

Rooney lacks attention span to follow technical game shocker

I've got a mate who's recently made a big thing out of abandoning football because of the diving/defensive play/boorishness. He reckons rugby's the thing for its chivalry, but NFL is best of all precisely because of the huddle/timeouts and general razzmatazz that goes with it. It offers so much more to the supporter.

I dunno who he thinks he's fooling tbh.

i love NFL but am always a bit o_O about guys who like it but not their native sports.

also the chivalrous rugby bullshit never fails to raise a "oh fuck off"

watching wayne rooney play football is like watching a fat moron paint a wall badly, kick the child when he thinks you're not looking, fuck your granny on the way out then getting a bill for £250k

fair play to those rugby lads tho they always call the referee "sir" and they are scrupulous adherents of fair play and the corinthian spirit

more so than footballers tbph. On-pitch, from what i can see, it's p obvious?

there is a different ethos developed around the games - in some parts of the world - no doubt. i can't hear somebody talking about gentlemanly rugby without my "coded messages for class politics" alarm going off. i'm pretty sure that a lot of shit that goes on in the scrum is as thuggish as anything pro football has to offer.

"Good manners" itself is so often a battering ram for a certain kind of privileged cunt to exclude their lessers.

That bit at the end of rugby games where the winning team gets to do the equivalent of keeping the ball in the corner for about fifteen minutes is the worst thing that any sport anywhere has to offer imo.

No wait, some of the shit that goes down during breaks at Wimbledon might be worse.

u mean Cliff Richard singing?

Cliff Richard singing? Yes, definitely.

ha xp

:D

Learn to write like a two-year-old.

The Aaron Lennon Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

McCarthy said: "He's got a brace on and he was carried off.

"On a scale of one to 10 I have got no idea. I haven't got a clue."

yeah but how's Frimpong?

shit i shdn't have asked

Wolves this afternoon received a massive blow with the news that Emmanuel Frimpong is out for the rest of the season.

The midfielder ruptured the anterior cruciate ligament in his right knee in Saturday’s Premier League win at QPR during a fair challenge with Joey Barton, and has returned to parent club Arsenal.

during a fair challenge with Joey Barton

...

You just don't expect to see these words together in a sentence do you?

nothing about warnock today?

ismael how often does run of play update? because it seems like forever since they've had a new article

^

Crikey, so it is ... most unlike them, I'll see if I can find out what's afoot.

Anyway ... the derby tonight then?

better not be called off
http://yfrog.com/h3d7uljj

that could be anywhere

it's on anyway

suarez not starting

that doesn't sound like him

tonight's about g bale vs j spearing dalglish knows that obv