Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

mh feeling his oats even though it's done by a dumb regex, not in code.

I think that was intentional

― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 (dayo), Saturday, February 4, 2012 4:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw I meant I got rickrolled

what if you are just as close to God here as you would be in Heaven.

― pplains, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:32 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's what those last three made me ask myself.

― pplains, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:32 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so weird to think about a god that is everywhere at once, all knowing. i mean, yeah it's obvious, but that's completely fucked up.

― Z S, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:40 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when you have sex, god is having sex with itself, experiencing it from both ends. weird.

― Z S, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:41 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In fact they get extra brownie points for carrying that heavy cross of homosexuality and avoiding the temptations!

― Frobisher (Viceroy), Monday, February 6, 2012 11:21 AM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when youre feeling gay its important to do things to take yr mid off it like go to the park or get out and stretch yr legs a little at a rest stop maybe splash some water on yr face in a public restroom

― lag∞n, Monday, February 6, 2012 8:25 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Confirms my notion that every other thread on ILX gets more gay action than the gay thread.

Well that exchange came from the Republican thread so duh.

these guys and their insular weird culture depress me!

*pops champagne to inaugurate 10th year of posting on message board*

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, February 6, 2012 10:47 AM (20 minutes ago)

What's ironic about chasing girls and cocaine into backrooms of clubs? haven't we all done that when we were young?

― JacobSanders, Monday, February 6, 2012 12:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well I did it ironically

― iatee, Monday, February 6, 2012 12:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ startled my wife by laughing out loud at that

i'd forgotten that music is half a really amazing album (and half totally inessential but whatever). "impressive instant", "paradise (not for me)", "runaway lover">>>>>>>

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Monday, February 6, 2012 1:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah it's good, not "kaputt" good, but def good

― dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, February 6, 2012 1:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ggnnnnnggghhhh

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Monday, February 6, 2012 1:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahaaaaa

yeah that's never gonna not be funny

ka

http://www.downfallguild.org/sites/www.downfallguild.org/files/images/poot.jpg

I assumed for this whole discussion "drone" meant a plane w/ missiles on it. Why else would you have one?

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 7, 2012 2:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

snacks

― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, February 7, 2012 2:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmeow.........

― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, February 7, 2012 3:51 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

my father was a musician at disneyland on-and-off from the early eighties to ~2004, so my sisters and i spent a lot of time there + had a bunch of people in our peer group who worked there. i've probably told this story on ilx before, but i took a college creative writing course with one of the guys who played Goofy; he was very tall and strange and every story he submitted had something to do with infant and/or child murder.

― ban opinions (reddening), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 4:24 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

moral of the story: stay away from Goofy

― Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 4:26 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

garsh

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 4:28 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i took a college writing course with a tiny girl who played mickey/minnie mouse at disneyworld, she said drunks were prone to either punching mickey or trying to put their hand up minnie's dress, she said the minnie costume was fairly molestation-proof but the mickey punches could hurt quite a lot.

^^ kind of lol but mostly sad

i was chuck e cheese when i was in high school and let me tell you that kids will run up and punch you in the balls as hard as they can and parents think it's funny. What i discovered was that Chuck E's hard plastic head could be used as a weapon so when i saw a manic seven year old running up to "hug" Chuck E, Chuck E would lower his head and "kiss" the seven year old with a slight wallop to the face. Cue screaming kid. Cue mama saying "Chuck E didn't mean to hurt you". Bullshit on that mama, keep your kid away from my gonads.

I was also the pig at Piggly Wiggly for two horrible weekends. Standing outdoors in the summer heat with assholes throwing empty beer cans while you stand outside waving and exploring the wonderful world of heat exhaustion.

And the only other time I ever did the furry thing again was when I was talked into putting on a tiger costume and palling around backstage with CeeLo and Dangermouse after a Gnarls Barkley show for an MTV promo. At one point I arm wrestled Cee-Lo for the camera. Dude got some short arms.

I feel so much lighter having divested myself of all this information.

im not sure what to do w/this

literally every time cee-lo is on tv my girlfriend points out how short his arms are

all the above is true btw! especially carlito's lil t-rex arms.

I have always been way to distracted by cee-lo's teeth to notice his arms tbh.

I had to be the Easter bunny at the mall once (I was photographer, bunny didn't show, kids needed a bunny, that was me) and a kid pooped in my paw but I couldn't say anything b/c Easter bunny doesn't talk.
Memories.

and a kid pooped in my paw

o_O where was your hand dawg

I was holding a baby while wearing a full bunny suit. I couldn't see very well.

lol. thats hella gross. hope they at least let you...um...dispose of it.

lil brown egg

To his credit, he was wearing a diaper and the costume was not compromised.

a friend of mine when I was a kid used to be Y0gi Bear at Universal Orlando (like shortly after it opened) and one day she was walking to meet a gaggle of children to take pictures and the kids ran over to say hello and for some reason she tripped and fell and her Yogi head came off and started rolling down the street as kids screamed in horror.

lol

hahaha

that story makes me happy

LL's story and the Yogi story had me giggling just now

you haven't lived til you've crapped in a bunny's paw

or had your paw crapped in

it was just first time too, usually i took the photos and this big weird guy named sean was the bunny, but sean didn't show that day. the customer service girl had to take the poloroids while i wore the suit. it was actually pretty relaxing aside from the deposit in my palm.

these stories of mascot/animal-costumes-gone-wrong are making me happy even tho i'm sorry that any of you ever had to dress up in such disturbing ways

a friend of mine had a job where he had to stand on the sidewalk, holding a sign, dressed like as a clown (for a car wash i think). he quit on day 2 after someone started taking shots at him from the apartment complex across the street with a bb gun.

crap in a bunny's paw and you get two more wishes

At one point I arm wrestled Cee-Lo for the camera.

I arm-wrestled MIA once, FYI.

who won

I wonder what the kid's two other wishes were for

1) get me out of this poopy diaper stat
2) ??
3) never make me touch that filthy beast again as long as I live

#2 is presumably "profit"

I wish I could post the best naked-baby photo ever - my friend's sister has her newborn (or infant? I don't know what you call them after a few weeks) laying across her folded arms, she and her husband are dressed up for the sitting, etc.. But the sister's face is screwed up like she's about to cry, the husband is trying to not lose his shit laughing, and then you see the trickle running down her arm - the baby had just shit all over her.

Brown bunny.