Chicago: Totally hands-free!!!

(can he swing/from a web/no he can't/he's just a pug etc.)

Ok this is why we need new threads: you go away for a few hours, 50 posts happen, you come back and can't see where you left off, so you have to load the entire thread and it takes literally minutes. Amirite, people?

this happens to me several times a day, most days. new thread, anyone?

Jenny, I didn't look at that link that closely, but I'm pretty sure that North Branch Trail System is the only one in Chicago proper. You can get there by taking the Red Line up to Bryn Mawr and then the #84 Peterson bus.

Ohh my poor mother. She just called me b/c my sister is, completely unsurprisingly, being a giant baby. Also, DIDN'T take any Lamaze classes, as it turns out, and has no idea how to handle contractions or how to focus on anything else when she's in pain, and is totally refusing to pull herself together. I realize this may sound like a harsh judgement of someone who's IN LABOR RIGHT NOW, but this is so, so Kati all over that it's 100% unsurprising...I'M FINE I DON'T NEED YOU GO AWAY LEAVE ME ALONE OMG OMG WHAT'S HAPPENING HELP ME SAVE MEEEEEE SOMEONE MAKE THIS NOT MY PROBLEM HEEEELLP!!!!

xp to Jordan ahahahahahahahhaaa

I solve that problem by not reading anything above the cut.

err... xp to Julia.

John are any of them accessible via Metra?

I told my mother to slap her, that'll give her something else to focus on.

You should consider becoming a doula.

I know, how has the world gotten this far without my help? It is a mystery.

It looks like that same North Branch Trail also has a Metra stop very close (the Central stop on the Milwaukee District North Line). As for the rest, I couldn't tell you, without consulting my big Chicagoland atlas.

Thank you John. You're my fact-checkin' cuz.

It's either that or fact-check the article on current events in Bosnia sitting in front of me.

I don't know if this will be funny to anybody but me, but I just laughed so hard I nearly peed myself:

http://download.yousendit.com/47233F18623D90F3

That must be like this:

Will Yates - Everybody's Moving Out of Michigan

Although that song's not supposed to be all that funny I don' think.

Wowee. Bike guy from Craigslist is a DICKHOLE. (Not the one I linked to.)

anyone doing anything tonight? i'm bored as fuck and need to get out of my apartment.

Is a dickhole worse or not as bad as an asshole?

Hi.
First a question - the headline says 21" and the ad says 19". Which is it?I am interested in seeing the bike. I'm available tonight after 5:30 or Saturday after 2:30

Thanks
Jesse
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On 9/27/07, Ross Kaliza <forus2klean @ yahoo.com . wrote:
Hi what bike are you talking about please?
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Men's/Womens 21" lightweight Schwinn world sport road bike - $85
-Jesse
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The bike is actually a 22 inch. It has the high frame. I am 6"1 and it has room to spare when I ride it. if your height is over 5"7. it will be fine for you.

Ross
773-440-DOUCHEBAG
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OK. I am actually 5'6" so I guess this would probably not work for me. But thank you.

Jesse
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Hi, why in the world you so hung up on this crap?, why don't you simply ride the bike and see how it feels.. GEEZ!!

Uh.

haha wtf. Internet full people who don't understand basic human interactions.

OK I am not sure but there was a post on CL recently saying that some dude named Ross was suspected of selling stolen bikes.

Because I have a taste for drama, I responded.

Why would I take up my time and yours to go see a bike that is I know from the measurements you told me is not suited to my height? I know from experience that I need a 18-19" bike.

But I do have a question for you--why don't you write an accurate ad and not turn into a fuming jerk at the drop of a hat? "GEEZ" indeed!

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bik/432863113.html

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bik/432863113.html

OMG you're right! it's that same guy!!!

uh. xpost

Aw, you should have asked him for the serial number!

hee hee hee I just emailed the dude about the same bike

Apparently a local bar that I've previously written off as lame serves this:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1325/1373173673_51899f28d4.jpg

It seems like a great idea, although smores + drinking seems like not such a good idea.

And that local bar is Cosi?

no

I have never been to one of those, but I guess they do the smores thing too?

Some of them do. The ones that also serve liquor, I think.

I am going to see Eastern Promises tonight!

guys, apparently delilah's is celegrating it's 5000th straight day of being open tonight?

cele....grating?

I think an annoying party is a celegration.

delilah's is out of my price range. i may be in uptown tonight if anyone is near the red line. or the ashland bus. or the irving park bus, or the clark bus, or the sheridan bus...

i don't think i've even been to delilah's.

tonight: STNNNG v. Melvins v. staying at home like a responsible adult

delilah's = awesome punk rock bar and maybe the best selection of bourbon in the city.

Wow, this is the most-viewed page on ILX, after new answers for ILE, ILM and Noise.
Viewed 17,500 times in the past week.

er carry on
/captain stats

that's because we have a large number of regular posters without jobs. and those with gainful employment aren't really fanatics about it.

FUNEMPLOYMENT AMIRITE

hey, rw, i'm heading up to the holiday club in a bit if you're up for drinks. corner of irving park and sheridan, across the street from the sheridan red line stop if you're up for it. i'll be in the back bar from 10 til... i'll buy you a beam and i've got two packs of cigarettes.

Eastern Promises is good, if you like Russian accents and Viggo Mortensen's balls.

oh shit spoiler!

I am 28. DEAL WITH IT.

Slightly less bummed today.

old people are gross.

kev: probably won't make it, but thanks for the heads-up

i was on the clark street bus, but now i'm home.