zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 February 2012 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

thought it was going to be an Anthology Series like Masters of Horror when I first read it. Zalman King might have done a segment, had he not died today.

encarta it (Gukbe), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

'Masters of the Johnson'

give me crack and polyfilla (snoball), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

RIP Zalman King.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM5NTg0NTQzMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjcyOTMwMw@@._V1._SX640_SY427_.jpg

Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Friday, 3 February 2012 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

Masters and Johnson, I take it?

yes, that was it.

ban opinions (reddening), Friday, 3 February 2012 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

poor lizzy, trapped on a zooey thread and she can't escape

Aimless, Saturday, 4 February 2012 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

<3 Lizzy Caplan.

frogbs, stills, and nash (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 February 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

altho i can't even feign how big a zooey deschanel fan i'm not, b/c this image has honestly been a fixture on my wallpaper for months

That picture is fucking terrifying.

billstevejim, Sunday, 5 February 2012 05:17 (fourteen years ago)

and I think it's supposed to represent her "acting range" or something, which apparently consists of 2 faces.. "i'm confused and quirky," "i'm smiling and quirky"

billstevejim, Sunday, 5 February 2012 05:21 (fourteen years ago)

zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman's comedy vehicle blow.

Photograph at the top of the thread doesn't even look like her. But, yes, I eventually saw an episode of this show and are we supposed to care about anybody or anything in it?

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 12:13 (fourteen years ago)

Caring about people ina comedy?

TS: Friends vs Fawlty Towers

Mark G, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 12:14 (fourteen years ago)

new girl, whatever its faults or merits are, is not really a "please care about these people!" parks & rec type show

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

Any show that is "please care about these people" is obv. a piece of crap, this is more a "oh who gives a fuck, what's on the other channel" type show

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

watched the New Girl w/ Lizzy Caplan, show would be 10 million times better with her as 'the new girl.'
and I love me some Kat Dennings, but Caplan would improve the hell out of 2 Broke Girls too

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

If Caplan had to speak the horrible dialogue they give to Dennings on that show I would die inside.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

yeah that show is beyond saving

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

I caught 5 minutes of that show a few weeks ago (why because Kat Demmings look intersting), and I'm assuming we've already had a huge cluster in the rolling racist thread about the show in general.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

we talked about it along those lines in some thread, don't remember if it was that one or maybe one of the tv threads

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

wasn't very clustery, though, since it's not like anyone held that show's asian stereotype in the same regard as long duk dong or anything

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think it was a clusterfuck, everyone pretty much agreed it was racist as hell and beyond redemption.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

while we're on the topic: don't ever see this movie:
http://i.imgur.com/GLObB.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

oh c'mon of course i will

lol @ variety quote though

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

the dude's name is THURSTON

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

holy fuck that looks like the worst movie ever

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

there's a scene of them bouncing on the bed as "teenage riot" plays

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

There's a Thurston now?

This looks so bad I really want to see it.

Nicole, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

I really hope that's on Netflix Instant...

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

x-posts

hahaha

(totally need to watch that now)

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

Strong drug use

am0n, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

damn, DVD only

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

Araki lite, surely.

jaymc, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

Boo this is not on netflix watch instantly.

Nicole, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDlv4Ooyjas

am0n, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

its more like the worst john hughes teen comedy aping a half-assed donnie darko vibe

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

nothing lynchian about it

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

can't be any worse than Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

Number None, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

this fucking movie, part 1

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

pr0 tip: also she doesnt get naked it

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

yeah but tell us more about the "bouncing on the bed"

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

o_O

smdh

You are so predictable, A.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

"..Juno as reimagined by David Lynch"

so basically http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4RG8e7859iI/St5vgm3cKSI/AAAAAAAAA3I/jt6AZ250CQs/s1600/mulholland_drive_bum.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

yeah but tell us more about the "bouncing on the bed"

― some dude, Tuesday, February 7, 2012 11:23 AM (4 minutes ago)

see the trailer am0n posted

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

another one to be avoided (i've seen this but i can't remember if the title is actually a reference to the Pixies song)
http://mightymoviepodcast.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/poster_pressphotos_6_0_2_reduced.jpg

Number None, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

Hey, that's the kid that was in little miss sunshine. I had a huge crush on him when that came out. I have weird taste.

I'd watch that just for him. And John Goodman.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

it's the guy who looks like crut! he looks so scared :(
maybe it's because he knows the movie is going to be terrible.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

i hate this trend of naming movies after classic indie rock songs/albums

the arm (NZA), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

i know, why can't it be fishbone records instead

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

I would absolutely see a movie called "Chim Chim's Badass Revenge"

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

the next pixar movie is actually going to be called chim chim's badass revenge

xpost

the arm (NZA), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:00 (fourteen years ago)


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