I HAVE A PRINCE ALBERT
― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Friday, 3 February 2012 05:46 (fourteen years ago)
*brush*
universal truths in a wooden woman's hug
― dave cool it (stevie), Friday, 3 February 2012 07:40 (fourteen years ago)
Teodor's blog has some doozies in it also
Bill’s wife Shelley or someone had turned on one of those Pottery Barn holiday CDs in the living room, and some rich people were “getting loose,” inasmuch as there were basically quotation marks surrounding everyone on the dance floor, metaphorically speaking. Women in thin white sweaters and tall leather boots with spiky heels were physically moving around on top of the cream colored carpet in ways that said, “Sex with me will be a painfully one-sided, seven thousand pound letdown after a long, horrible night of lying to yourself.” One particularly wild woman had taken her shoes off. Perhaps she had been at Woodstock, or knew how to hold an ocarina.
― bs and 'Why Do You Listen To Frog?' (DJ Mencap), Friday, 3 February 2012 11:00 (fourteen years ago)
I know I'll probably ultimately be disappointed by another story that goes nowhere, but I like these new ones a lot
― silverfish, Friday, 3 February 2012 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
idgi
― watercooler challenge (ledge), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:24 (fourteen years ago)
i actually think this is one of the funnier strips this year.
― the world is just a racist onion (stevie), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:31 (fourteen years ago)
"learn to draw snoopy... from behind"
― the world is just a racist onion (stevie), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:32 (fourteen years ago)
does the strip demonstrate roast beef's low view of the intellectual lives of the homeless being shattered by the available evidence?
― watercooler challenge (ledge), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:47 (fourteen years ago)
that's all I got from it, don't think it was supposed to be operating on any deeper level than that
― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 12:28 (fourteen years ago)
I read it (the actual contents of the paper) as parody of "longwinded, overeducated-but-naive bleeding-heart leftist"
― Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:12 (fourteen years ago)
this is kinda next level bizarre lately
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 03:45 (fourteen years ago)
i'm enjoying the inscrutability of the new strips, so far.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 03:49 (fourteen years ago)
it really doesn't seem like he wants to write Achewood anymore, he's just using the characters because they give him more of an audience than if he started something new.
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 03:50 (fourteen years ago)
there is a penguin named roast beef in new england
― mookieproof, Sunday, 26 February 2012 22:18 (fourteen years ago)
my friend at the aquarium named that penguin!
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Monday, 27 February 2012 00:18 (fourteen years ago)
awes
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 05:02 (fourteen years ago)
does your friend like achewood, remy?
there's some sort of "smells like penguins" joke in here somewhere
― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 27 February 2012 14:35 (fourteen years ago)
"I...I need to keep this sheet. It has some pretty amazing laser sex math in it."
― andrew m., Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:05 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/#!/UtilityLimb/statuses/193412321329152002
― Mordy, Saturday, 21 April 2012 02:52 (fourteen years ago)
;_;
― mh, Saturday, 21 April 2012 02:56 (fourteen years ago)
The dialogue in the last couple of manifestations (welcome back, Cornelius!) nudge me twds the thought that this may yet be a shark unjumped.
― anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:09 (fourteen years ago)
("the brandied imp")!("back into the bitter stream")!("half their eyes on")!("Plus...if I stop touching it, I'm littering")!
^--- sorry about parentheses and exclamation marks
― anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:16 (fourteen years ago)
"Manwich is a loose, wet sandwich product which, when topically applied, provides the illusion of vigor."
― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:22 (fourteen years ago)
"a) it did happenb) it didn't happenc) it COULD happen"
― Sisig Steve (stevie), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 09:20 (fourteen years ago)
Theo Freedom signs his E's like Ray
― mh, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:29 (fourteen years ago)
what is a dog
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 06:10 (fourteen years ago)
You sure are looking at your sheet, Ray!I would get ... the good grade!
"Not hi."
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Saturday, 26 May 2012 06:53 (fourteen years ago)
Straight-up orgasm! Steaks present!
― Just saying. (stevie), Monday, 25 June 2012 06:27 (thirteen years ago)
This "comeback" is dishwater-weak -- recycled and unenthusiastic. Saveur can have him.
― Neil Jung (WmC), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 03:07 (thirteen years ago)
ya
― visions of kreayshawn with joanna newsom (bernard snowy), Thursday, 12 July 2012 11:35 (thirteen years ago)
http://chrisonstad.blogspot.com/2013/02/achewood-2013.html?m=1
http://vimeo.com/m/60365255
*crosses fingers*
― Clay, Monday, 25 February 2013 10:23 (thirteen years ago)
tentatively excited?
― big draadje kane (m bison), Monday, 25 February 2013 14:11 (thirteen years ago)
every time this thread is revived i end up rereading a bunch of achewood and just falling in love with it again.
― Jay Nerdlinger (stevie), Monday, 25 February 2013 14:23 (thirteen years ago)
I can't help but think that this is a horrible misstep. Then again, the Drinky Crow show was good for its short but entertaining run. But, achewood...
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 25 February 2013 15:58 (thirteen years ago)
― big draadje kane (m bison), Monday, February 25, 2013 8:11 AM (1 hour ago)
^^^
― I Don't Wanna Be Dissed (By Anyone But You) (WilliamC), Monday, 25 February 2013 16:07 (thirteen years ago)
I can't help but think that this is a horrible misstep.
I figure the strip was done anyway, and maybe it might work. it could work. it would be ace if it did work.
― Jay Nerdlinger (stevie), Monday, 25 February 2013 16:19 (thirteen years ago)
getting the voices right will make or break it
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 25 February 2013 17:35 (thirteen years ago)
otm
Onstad's clean lines should make this fairly cheap and easy to animate, which that snippet sort of confirms (to the extent that ten seconds of video can confirm anything).
― I Don't Wanna Be Dissed (By Anyone But You) (WilliamC), Monday, 25 February 2013 17:39 (thirteen years ago)
Can't watch the clip till I get home, but I find it extremely hard to imagine a real life voice that would capture Roast Beef.
― Vinnie, Monday, 25 February 2013 18:52 (thirteen years ago)
There are no voices in the clip.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 25 February 2013 18:53 (thirteen years ago)
animation looks good tho
― call all destroyer, Monday, 25 February 2013 18:54 (thirteen years ago)
this isn't going to work i'm afraidhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=b_97q16TFxk
― Number None, Friday, 1 March 2013 03:28 (thirteen years ago)
IRONY
that was hideously awful
― acid sierra (electricsound), Friday, 1 March 2013 03:30 (thirteen years ago)
oh man that ray voice is just incorrect imo. dude is not half-cajun or whatever is going on there.
― Clay, Friday, 1 March 2013 03:31 (thirteen years ago)
noooo, that's bad. not dry enough.
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 1 March 2013 03:39 (thirteen years ago)
i always pictured beef as sounding more like tina from bobs burgers
― acid sierra (electricsound), Friday, 1 March 2013 03:42 (thirteen years ago)
It comes disturbingly close to being an impression of a "black guy" voice
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 1 March 2013 03:43 (thirteen years ago)
just the comic timing in general of that footage is insanely off
yeah roast beef as tina from bob's burgers is about right. maybe a little more exasperated.
― Clay, Friday, 1 March 2013 03:45 (thirteen years ago)