Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

There's the equaliser. Lovely volley from N'Zogbia.

Shhhhhharrrrlez

You got an adequate stream, IK? Mine is twitchin'

Cisse goes off, twenty minutes after tweaking a hamstring. Macheda on, can he do Villa again? (no)

Second link on firstrow

fuck, i actually entirely erased Macheda from my memory in the past month

My stream died and I couldn't find a good replacement, so I am on Final Score. Might look for Val-Bar if I hear we score. I used to like 'Chappers' but Mark Chapman is fucking everywhere and so fucking personality-free, which I never got from him when he was on the radio.

deuuuuuuce

Ooh, Arsenal got away with that there.

Is it possible that Arsenal could miss out on not just the Champions League but the Europa as well? God that would be hilarious.

Also how many decidedly mediocre strikers do QPR have in one squad now? Like, 7 or 8? Actually Helguson is still pretty decent.

Wenger out wenger out wenger out
Wenger out wenger out wengerrrr outttttttt
Wenger out wenger out wengeeer ouuut
WENGER OUT

Below fucking Newcastle.

OBERTAN

FUCK! Why didn't I take my own recommendation and watch Inter-Palermo? 4-4!

Pity Chelsea got that equaliser, it just stretches things out a little for fourth. Would've given Swansea a bit of slack too.

Teams with worse records than Arsenal since Christmas - Wolves, Wigan.

Of two ex-Feyenoord players at Al-Ahly, goalie Ekrami was pronounced dead but seems alive after all, he just appeared on telly. Hossam Ghaly badly injured. Christ.

(Sorry for using this thread for this, seems like the most used football thread)

Death toll 77 now..

lbi
70+ dead and over a thousand Injured after Football match in Egypt

ta Kerr

ta Kerr, dude

special one as arsenal manager in the summer when he leaves real.

^^^ if that bullshit is right im going to look like fucking nostradamus in 6 months.

http://image2.findagrave.com/photos/2004/284/6777_109748157931.jpg

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special one as arsenal manager in the summer when he leaves real.

― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 23:07 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ if that bullshit is right im going to look like fucking nostradamus in 6 months.

― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 23:07 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we can hope. he can spend all our cash on superstars, teach everyone how to actually defend and also win things, get bored within a year and let someone who is in the middle ground between wenger and jose.

commentator just put kevin davies in the same catagory of legends as thierry

This reminds me of when Henry said Kevin Davies was an inspiration to him.

wiat, here's the quote: "I look at Paul Dickov, the way he moves as he’s always moving everywhere for another type of game, Kevin Davies, to see what he does, and to annoy players." "

Davies is known for his physical playing style; he has committed more fouls than any other player in the history of the Premier League, although conversely is one of the most fouled

on some net spend bullshit here imo

The Spurs boss shoted from the witness box at prosecutor John Black QC, telling him: "You think I put my hand on the bible and told lies? That's an insult, Mr Black, that's an insult."

Bespectacled Redknapp, 64, shook his head as Mr Black ended his cross-examination at Southwark Crown Court, in London, by saying: "I suggest you have been telling the court a pack of lies."

His voice trembling with emotion, Redknapp replied: "Everything I have told you is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God."

lol

haha

Speaking about the naming of his Monaco account, Mr Redknapp said he called the account Rosie after his pet bulldog because "I loved her to bits".

He told the court that he had to add his birth date to the name as there was another Monaco HSBC account called Rosie.

When prosecutor John Black QC suggested someone else might have had a dog by the same name, Redknapp said: "Or wife".

He added: "If she was as nice as Rosie they have got a good wife."

Redknapp drew laughter from the jury when he was asked about his decision to name the Monaco bank account ‘Rosie 47’, after his dog and his year of birth. He said he had added the number when the bank manager told him there was another account called Rosie.

“Lets hope it was not another dog,” Mr Black said. “Please, it could be someone’s wife,” Redknapp said. “If she is half as nice as Rosie he has got a good wife.” Later he said: “I still don’t like calling her a dog, she was so much better than that.”

Pros I know in the criminal defence game reckon this is the holy grail, btw, getting a jury to laugh along with you. A laughing jury never convicts, they say.

my TV watching confirms this

FFS how ludicrous can this trial get. Next we'll be reading how Pele turned up and volleyed a ball at the prosecution lawyer and the judge smiled and said: "I'm going to allow this!"

everyone loves a rogueish cockney, nobody likes taxes. i'm putting this down as a banker jeff

i thought people hated rich people dodging taxes these days?
hang him

yknow i think harry's scheme of pretending to be so mentally deficient that he couldn't possibly make up a vaguely plausible lie may just work.

John Terry has been stripped of the England captaincy, sources close to the defender have told the tabloids for £10,000.

Who wants it then? Joe Hart?

Absolutely crushed that this racist who has played terribly all season and frankly since Ricardo Carvalho left will not longer lead Our Brave Lads into battle.

£10,000 for that tiny snippet of info?! Blimey, I have to be friends with this guy. I think my record on ILX shows I always defended Terry, right?

cunt

Scotty Parker until Phil Jones or whoever is ready?

they should give it to Tevez and combine all interminable sagas into a single black hole of tedium

lol James

Is Parker definitely first choice now?

Just think, they could have got a tour of Stamford Bridge for the same money.

He has been since lolbarryatwc2010 right?

Appoint Brian Blessed ffs, he wouldn't even need to be on the pitch for all the role requires

seriously though, Theo could do it

You've got to admire EBRJT's ability to alienate half his teammates and get stripped of the captaincy ahead of every major tournament. It's quite an achievement.

He shouldn't be in the squad at all for the Euros, he'll be such a divisive and destructive presence it isn't worth it.

England should be allowed to field two teams. An evil one and a good one (might have difficulty getting eleven players for the latter though)