Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Saha doesn't seem worth a contract by sheer dint of his injury record, agreed

Jelavic, Vellios, a couple of young lads who look alright xp

Tim Cahill's chipping in with a goal a year, they'll be fine.

Forgot about Jelavic. Stracqua... Starcq... Stra... some Argentinian bloke

So Terry has to be in court as late as July 9. He can play the Euros carefree now and win it for England! Aren't yall psyched?

ya, pure psyched now boss

Lee Bowyer was amazing until his trial, so it could happen

not that Bowyer and Terry are similar

Yeah, Bowyer's not completely detestable for one

Ryan Nelsen to Spurs?

Yeah, Bowyer's not completely detestable for one

http://gregdespres.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/objection2.jpg

it's not the distinction I'd've chosen tbh

Terry's not ginger

Gorblimey, leave it aht, you tryin' to say Lee Bowyer's an iron?

WTH have the BBC done to their Football website. Colour...everywhere. And what's this? McNulty doing pieces to camera? Must.Resist.Urge. To find out if his writing style is mirrored by his speech.

It's horrible.

It's like they asked Carles from Hipster Runoff to design it, the coloured rectangular squares and all.

And they appear to have done away with European Club Football (except Ch Lge and Europa). Used to go there to look up fixtures and tables. Bah!

oh it's still there. I was being dim. Still it is a right eyesore.

fucks sake like their site wasn't slow enough loading

Wilshere stress fracture in his right foot. That wasn't the previous injury was it? Think it was his ankle.

Tim Cahill's chipping in with a goal a year, they'll be fine

Can you chip with your head?

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l27/staybeautifulclub/3%20Islington%20Bar%20era%20Sep%202001-Apr%202003/Islington%20Bar%20-%20Guest%20DJs/dickonandtim.jpg

http://www.bootifulgame.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2012-02-01-horseshit.png

RIP Grayson and also BBC having a website I could look at.

Excited to see Miyaichi at Bolton on loan. Arsenal fans on the internet still call him 'the next Christiano Ronaldo' which I think is hilar, especially given my own history of hyping Arsenal youngsters but everyones optimism towards him does get me excited. Wilshere was as good as the hype suggested at Bolton, hopefully Ryooooooooooooooooo can do too. If only so I can do my Hacksaw Jim Duggan impression when he scores.

The CR comparison is silly, just like almost every comparison of a hot prospect with CR or Messi. But I too can't wait to see him play again; he was a minor sensation at Feyenoord.

Is he available tonight? I need a reason to subject myself to one of these games.

can we just assume redknapp is guilty by dint of his employing the bertie ahern defence? "what is money? i don't even actually know what a note is, why i couldn't even win a coin toss? i'll be honest i actually have the brain of an amoeba, a bank account? what's a bank account??? i just like a pint and some football"

xp Loan signing so I assume not?

Arsenal game looks like it might be okay tho. Bolton on a 3-game winning streak, Arsenal buoyed by Villa comeback...woof, as they say.

lol lg

terry trial takes place after euros

should capello bring him

if rio makes a deal of it, will he be left home

i'm enjoying these questions, feel like i might take up smoking weed just to ponder them like i imagine ilx poster lamp does with various deep subjects

Harry also going for the high-risk five-up-front tactic of shouting at a spectator in court while giving his evidence, I don't know what he's trying to do there to be honest.

what are the chances of Rio even being fit?

Yeah I dont think any club will let a loanee go out and still be able to play that club these days.

xpost

It's actually against the rules iirc

anyone watching young spiders- young liverpool in the next gen quarterfinals? i have a very janky stream going so i have seen about 30 secs of action.

the new live football website at bbc is an atrocity :-(

ha sweet lfc tv is in my sky package

LFC TV is free if you have any Sky package lol

I can remember speaking to Rio Ferdinand and he said Terry was the biggest cunt he'd played against. Though Rio might have been off his box, so fuck knows.

fuck's sake tackling is a bit fierce

valencia v. barca, inter v. palermo if you aren't up for the premiership tonight. gonna watch arsenal though - missed the past two and wanna see aoc.

Meanwhile, 40 to 50 dead at Al-Masry vs Al-Ahly in Egypt today :-(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOSjge5v2go

73 deaths according to Al JAzeera now

and Cisse scores...

Wait, what's happened in Egypt?

i can't make head nor tail of that but reports are mentioning knives being a major factor

supporters of one side invaded the pitch and attacked the players and staff of other side, full-on riot ensued.

Is it 73 murders? That video didn't look like a crush or stampede, unless there's a tunnel over on the far right.

Supporters of the winning team assaulted the fans of the losing team apparantly. Al J. reporting 73 dead now.

Horrible.

Less horrible but still worth bitching about: the BBC live update doesn't happen while I'm on another tab, so I get a stream of 100 updates at once when I click on it. ARGH REDESIGN #134