is everything ok with utilitylimb?
UtilityLimb: Those [ANCIENT RUINS] to the north were once the [GREAT SOCIAL MEDIA TEMPLE]. I hear there are [TREASURES] inside which [DELAY THE SADNESS].UtilityLimb: Depression shakes his head. "I'm lost just like you, dude. I can't escape death either." He resumes crushing you and fostering media content
sad :(
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:26 (fourteen years ago)
utilitylimb is definitely the most schopenhauerian
― dayo, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
famouscrab is like a lesser xerox of wolf pupy
― dayo, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:31 (fourteen years ago)
<3 utilitylimb
― markers, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:31 (fourteen years ago)
seriously. i'm sure like everything else the critique will inevitably be assimilated and it'll become repetitive and tedious but at this particular moment it resonates w/ me like nothing else...
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:34 (fourteen years ago)
i have no idea what any of this is. like it seems intriguing but also time consuming.
― judith, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:43 (fourteen years ago)
^^
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:57 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/#!/UtilityLimb/status/164533253800337408
― markers, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:40 (fourteen years ago)
@UtilityLimbbanditi just make dog jokes for attention. i don't know what they are or where one stops & another begins in that weird mass that replaced the sea
― dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 14:19 (fourteen years ago)
the bib and it is really tops recently, every one a winner
― dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 14:22 (fourteen years ago)
yeah bandit has been on a serious roll, hes not even funny anymore just ~~mind-expanding~~
― max, Saturday, 4 February 2012 14:56 (fourteen years ago)
often I find myself lost in a reverie thinking about a utility limb tweet.
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Saturday, 4 February 2012 15:48 (fourteen years ago)
truth flood
― Lamp, Saturday, 4 February 2012 21:25 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/E4t5H.png
aw RIP tree bro
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Sunday, 5 February 2012 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
it tends to be hit-or-miss but i'm still glad topical voldemort exists.
― ban opinions (reddening), Monday, 6 February 2012 05:15 (fourteen years ago)
these just get more amazing.
@UtilityLimbbanditWhat society thinks I do: [THE ABYSS, GAZING BACK]. What I REALLY do: [IT DOES NOT RETURN THE GAZE. WE HAVE NO COMPANION, NOT EVEN THE VOID]
― s.clover, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:01 (fourteen years ago)
ha
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:25 (fourteen years ago)
any non-SA funny twitters?
― trivial fursuit (m bison), Saturday, 25 February 2012 04:46 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, @sadnesspolice
― flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 25 February 2012 13:33 (fourteen years ago)
a lot of twetcrew is not actually goons
― max, Saturday, 25 February 2012 13:37 (fourteen years ago)
bandit @UtilityLimb Follow studied abroad? *grins* yeah, i've studied a broad... variety of this world's offerings and found no solution to my inescapable mortality ;)
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)
really is a tweeter for our times
― flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:11 (fourteen years ago)
wolf puppy @wolfpupy Close>Combine Hair + Sand >Eat "I don't think I can eat this" >Eat
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:51 (fourteen years ago)
UtilityLimb: Affluent man peers into dead friend's tomb, gasps. The items are gone. They have accompanied him to the next world. Miracle. Credits roll.
the first time he's moved from the sublime to the mundane instead of from the mundane to the sublime? feels monumental...
― Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2012 03:57 (fourteen years ago)
mordy
― kony indie fuxx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 March 2012 04:39 (fourteen years ago)
whiny
― Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2012 04:40 (fourteen years ago)
american military intervention definitely solves humanitarian problems instead of causing them. this has been proven time and time again, and is a matter of historical record. wait... what the... *twilight zone music fills everyones ears*
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, March 9, 2012 7:32 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― beachville, Friday, March 9, 2012 8:10 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
@UtilityZinn
― kony indie fuxx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, March 9, 2012 9:31 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark
― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:35 (fourteen years ago)
http://gunshowcomic.com/comics/20110701-didellodidello.png
― the dried stigmas of the saffron crocus (get bent), Saturday, 10 March 2012 05:27 (fourteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Q4kEjO2tXAE/TzY92lTyaBI/AAAAAAAAII0/Bz7-vXWOgjQ/s1600/tumblr_lpic6bvSna1qj6sk2o1_500.jpg
― the Hilary Clinton of Ghostface Killahs (Phil D.), Saturday, 10 March 2012 12:39 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/#!/johncusack/status/178900441491443712
― markers, Monday, 12 March 2012 02:38 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/#!/wolfpupy/status/178913594900086784
― markers, Monday, 12 March 2012 02:39 (fourteen years ago)
awesome:
http://twitter.com/#!/wolfpupy/status/177726477075365888
― s.clover, Monday, 12 March 2012 03:14 (fourteen years ago)
wolfpupy is awesome
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Monday, 12 March 2012 03:22 (fourteen years ago)
should go to bed now b/c that was a great way to end a sunday
― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Monday, 12 March 2012 04:14 (fourteen years ago)
@dril: WELL I PRINTED OUT MY RESUME, DUNNO WHAT ILL DO WITH THESE OTHER 4999 BOXES OF PROFESSIONAL "IF YOUR A HATER DONT READ THIS" STATIONERY
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:37 (fourteen years ago)
@mana_horse has been variously cracking me up and giving me stuff to think about lately.
― Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:19 (fourteen years ago)
Which one of you is @JNicholsonReal?
― polyphonic, Monday, 26 March 2012 22:09 (fourteen years ago)
holy christ @CNNNewsUSA
CNN News USA @CNNNewsUSA Reply Retweeted Favorite · Open"I DUnno Barack I Think It's Mustard" Says Joe Bidend As He Continues To eat Fistfuls Of Dirty Water
― althea and (donna rouge), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:57 (fourteen years ago)
UtilityLimb: being caught by the Sufferluffagus is a much more precise and detailed agony than the dreamlike violence of Big Blurred
― Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:13 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/#!/Favstar/status/185502247457783808
― markers, Friday, 30 March 2012 02:09 (fourteen years ago)
feel like @DRAKE_THOUGHTS is a distillation of my essence
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:42 (fourteen years ago)
many lols @ this
― ralphs vons williams (get bent), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:23 (fourteen years ago)
think markers took over @dinkmagic
― dayo, Sunday, 1 April 2012 12:43 (fourteen years ago)
having a banner day today, finally made a Dustin Hoffman/69 boyz joke that I've been dreaming of
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:11 (fourteen years ago)
anyone know why wolfpupy's account is locked
― markers, Monday, 9 April 2012 01:31 (fourteen years ago)
@dogboner with a gem
http://i.imgur.com/NbYLG.png
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:50 (fourteen years ago)
'nannigans
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:42 (fourteen years ago)
aw man. RIP @HellDudeREAL
that was one hilarious day. hope some of you got to see. was a creation of @ahuj9, apparently.
― andrew m., Friday, 13 April 2012 16:49 (fourteen years ago)
mark today as the day twitterppl started paying attention to me bc of this twit: https://t.co/cLj7TGuI
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Saturday, 14 April 2012 02:14 (fourteen years ago)
@HellDudeREAL is back!
― andrew m., Saturday, 14 April 2012 04:01 (fourteen years ago)