Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

it's even funnier if you read the word "angle" as a (curved penis) double entendre.

O.O

i'm quite bad enough without imputed further impropriety tyvm

flag post sitta

― am0n, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 5:40 PM

XD XD

from "summarize your 'look' today in 4 words or fewer"

why won't he shave

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Saturday, January 28, 2012 4:21 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you haven't heard any Ivor Cutler, get one of his records, they're all really funny, especially Ludo (where "I'm Happy" and "Good Morning How Are You Shut Up" come from) and Life From A Scotch Sitting Room.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, March 7, 2006 8:32 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm happy
I'm happy
Dead

― satan (dog), Thursday, March 9, 2006 10:17 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Text of OPD scanner: "OAKLAND - ) OPD REQUEST FULL SCALE MULTI COUNTY TACTICAL ALERT FOR RIOT IN PROGRESS. 500+ SUBJECTS IN AREA. [SFO024]"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:58 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Text of OPD scanner: "OAKLAND : - ) OPD REQUEST FULL SCALE MULTI COUNTY TACTICAL ALERT FOR RIOT IN PROGRESS. 500+ SUBJECTS IN AREA. [SFO024]"

― iatee, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:59 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wooooooah

ha that took a second for me to catch

(told a dude earlier today in committee "i was throwing rocks at starbucks windows when you were learning multiplication tables, don't tell me i don't know what radical politics are" and then kind of wanted to kill myself)

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:16 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THROWing ROCKS
at the
STARBUCKS

......................revolution

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:17 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was steeling starbucks wifi when you were drinking crystal pepsi kid

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:18 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we live in ~interesting tymes~

― lol waggoner (am0n), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:19 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iatee post is alltime tho

Wait you mean 'Underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned' isn't LJ?

― Matt DC, Wednesday, February 1, 2012 3:48 AM (9 hours ago)

yah, i liked that one too.

the net significance of any given poster's fup should be inversely proportional to the number of fups they hand out

― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Wednesday, February 1, 2012 2:00 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thank you, Paul McCartney.

― pplains, Wednesday, February 1, 2012 2:01 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd choose a life where dreams come true, but just this week I dreamed that the copier at work was located at O'Hare airport, so I can't risk it.

― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Thursday, 2 February 2012 05:50 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

hahaha that's great

the answer to pretty much any question usually ends up being "it depends"

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, February 2, 2012 10:21 AM (53 minutes ago)

the answer to pretty much any question usually ends up being "it depends"

depends on the question

― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, February 2, 2012 10:22 AM (52 minutes ago)

the answer to pretty much any question usually ends up being "depends"

What does 90 year old pussy smell like?

― Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Thursday, February 2, 2012 10:23 AM (51 minutes ago)

points off for changing the wording of my post to make the joke work

Accepted. Had to be done, though

None other than Lou Reed told that joke to a photographer friend of mine!

And when he used to retell the joke, he would always say "It depends"!

(The photog that is)

It took a while, but I just *got* that Paul McCartney one...

<3333333333333333333333333

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 October 2011 02:48 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what is that? a loving human centipede?

― sarahel, Friday, 28 October 2011 02:56 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i've gotten a flurry of emails this week asking me to approve comments on "best gucci mane songs of 2008"

one was just "I got a big gun"

― J0rdan S., Thursday, February 2, 2012 5:37 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

From ILX Milk Carton. Re: Geir

he still has about 20 years to go with his "1001 Songs..." polls. I wonder if someone else should take over the duty.

― The I-Need-a-Cure Singers (unregistered), Friday, February 3, 2012 3:18 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the things they carried

― J0rdan S., Friday, February 3, 2012 3:20 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loool

only person in the vanity fair pic i recognized is sophia vergara

― the arm (NZA), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:34 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and that is by far the least ws picture of her ever wtf

― the arm (NZA), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:35 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

um

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:35 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she's not in that photo shoot

― encarta it (Gukbe), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:36 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and scene

― lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 20:38 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

What if someone googles your nameand it finds your post where you said "clits is nice"

― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Friday, February 3, 2012 9:30 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Then they'd be all I need to get to know this stud.

― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, February 3, 2012 9:38 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha brady walked up to kraft during training camp his rookie season introduced himself and said 'im the best decision you ever made'
― lag∞n, Friday, February 3, 2012 8:21 PM

god fuck that guy
― mookieproof, Friday, February 3, 2012 8:22 PM

lol he was right tho
― lag∞n, Friday, February 3, 2012 8:23 PM

eli walked up to steve tisch during training camp his rookie season introduced himself and said 'did you know some dinosaurs used their long necks to eat plants from the tops of trees?'
― pplains, Friday, February 3, 2012 8:33 PM

yeah we don't know what the fuck you're talking about

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Sunday, January 22, 2012 6:14 PM (1 week ago)

thats smdh at forks not at mookie, obv

― Number None, Friday, February 3, 2012 12:13 PM (4 hours ago)

^^77 off of 77

see u in 60, bro

where are y'all stealing games on the internet nowadays

crap, forgot that thread was on 77

The Happiest Wives in America?
By Maggie Gallagher
February 3, 2012 9:44 P.M. Comments3
In my syndicated column this week, I take a break from politics to ask: Just who are the happiest wives in America?

(Hint: Ann Romney, Rick Santorum, and Carol Paul are all examples).

― JoeStork, Saturday, February 4, 2012 2:47 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cool

this display name is the crying eagle of ILX

― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 (dayo), Saturday, February 4, 2012 4:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pwned

I think that was intentional

mh feeling his oats even though it's done by a dumb regex, not in code.

I think that was intentional

― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 (dayo), Saturday, February 4, 2012 4:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw I meant I got rickrolled

what if you are just as close to God here as you would be in Heaven.

― pplains, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:32 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's what those last three made me ask myself.

― pplains, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:32 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so weird to think about a god that is everywhere at once, all knowing. i mean, yeah it's obvious, but that's completely fucked up.

― Z S, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:40 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when you have sex, god is having sex with itself, experiencing it from both ends. weird.

― Z S, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:41 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In fact they get extra brownie points for carrying that heavy cross of homosexuality and avoiding the temptations!

― Frobisher (Viceroy), Monday, February 6, 2012 11:21 AM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when youre feeling gay its important to do things to take yr mid off it like go to the park or get out and stretch yr legs a little at a rest stop maybe splash some water on yr face in a public restroom

― lag∞n, Monday, February 6, 2012 8:25 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Confirms my notion that every other thread on ILX gets more gay action than the gay thread.

Well that exchange came from the Republican thread so duh.

these guys and their insular weird culture depress me!

*pops champagne to inaugurate 10th year of posting on message board*

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, February 6, 2012 10:47 AM (20 minutes ago)

What's ironic about chasing girls and cocaine into backrooms of clubs? haven't we all done that when we were young?

― JacobSanders, Monday, February 6, 2012 12:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well I did it ironically

― iatee, Monday, February 6, 2012 12:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ startled my wife by laughing out loud at that

some dude is for the children

okay we definitely need a new laff thread.

haha i didn't mean it like that, but whatever

xp: otm thats why i made one

there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

nah it's ok

although it's my fault because the only time i've argued about goon culture is the other day when i was called a 'goon outlier' because i avoid talking about goon culture. vicious circle.

i formally apologize in that i by no means doubt that you (some dude) are a good father, the full extent of which i don't even really fathom and i am sorry to have, however half-assedly, questioned it

forrealz

no no it really wasn't taken that way (although iatee made it funny anyway)

hey gr8080 that's my line! :)

Anyway.