Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Corluka has been loaned to Leverkusen for the rest of the season. Not sure who Spurs back up rb is now. kaboul i guess.

Surprised Zamora is leaving tbh.

Saha deal is the LOL of this window tbh

Ooh hadn't heard that mizzell. Yeah Lewandowski has kept him on the bench with his superb form this season. Dortmund have Reus coming so can see why Barrios could go but v risky on their part for the rest of this season I think.
Barrios is v good indeed.

not sure if it will happen cause dortmund also sold apparently sold zidan

Kyrgiakos to Sunderland!

He's escaped Magath into the arms of O'Neill!!

zidan hasn't started for dortmund for 2 years it feels like.

now spurs 'linked to' juve's krasic. I have never seen him play well in the dozen games I've seen.

Defoe to Liverpool! Could this day get any better?!

maybe if any of these things actually happen

i'm having robbie keane flashbacks
xp
would rather we just bought no-one this window and made do with what we have tbh

hmmm

I like defoe v much but he's not a good fit while we have adebayor. While.

Rodallega's been off the boil for some time too, but at least he's something. Saha for pav is rubbish.

No moves for niko?

the only transfer so far involving Scottish clubs during the current transfer window where a fee has been involved, was Dougie Imrie's move to St Mirren from Hamilton Accies (£35,000)

EPL has nothing on the SPL when it comes to deadline day excitement

tbf one of your 2 biggest clubs are about to go tits up so spl not in need of any more excitement surely.

rangers been about to go tits up for years

I'm sure a few strokes have been pulled over the years (with more to come) to ensure that won't happen

Defoe isn't going to Liverpool, whether he wants to or not.

phew! i'm holding you to that Matt ;)

God have Fulham really signed Pogrebnyak? He's rubbish.

Defoe to Liverpool can't not happen, it's one of those rare moves where everybody's happy, even Everton.

Rangers confirm that Norwich City have rejected a bid for striker Grant Holt.

Like being offered a starboard side cabin in the Costa Concordia

long xpost to pandemic : as far as i'm aware, this isn't the first time spurs have shown an interest in loïc rémy. but it's not really a surprise that marseille would tell them off, they're in a bad spot attack wise : they have rémy who is doing quite well, fat gignac who's proving to be as useless as they come (there's so much to tell about this guy), brandao who's just come back after about a year away from marseille after he was accused of rape (dunno how that trial is going along or even if there's one) and jordan ayew who still has to prove himself in ways other than getting carded for stupid fouls just after having been subbed in.

The Mayor's office has offered £8.5million for regeneration around the new football ground.

thx jibe

spurs really only need lb/rw cover/challengers, would sacrifice a midfielder or two for that if necessary.

RIP corluka but even i can't deny walker's there on merit now.

We need a big striker who can lead the line in Adebayor's absence. Would take Rodallega for that.

Pogrebnyak's ok but i can't see him getting more than 8-10 goals a season. Dembele's not going to get any more. Maybe wages are putting them off but they could do worse than trying to take Pav on loan.

God have Fulham really signed Pogrebnyak? He's rubbish.

really? :( Don't go Bobby Z! :(

Guardian reckon Bobby Z hitting QPR up for 90G's a week so the deal might not go thru. There's still hope for you and Tracer!

£90,000 a week is the right wage for Bobby Z, but QPR is the wrong club. I'm torn.

whaaat

Wow, didn't see this one coming - Everton's Irish full-back/winger Seamus Coleman is on the move! Details to follow ...

oh it was a shit joke

i'm torn btwn wanting us to sign a couple of top class players to get us closer to third and thinking 'what the hell harry won't rotate anyway might as well offload the subs bench'

i'm torn between wanting Mick McCarthy to get Ebola and wanting Steve Morgan to get Necrotising Fasciitis

i'm torn between kirsty gallacher and dave beasant

Is the Saha deal on or not? News sites have been using future tense for a little too long now.

hang on, there's a fax coming through

faxes don't come through that quickly iirc

an' iv'ey did oi wouldn't 'ave a clue 'ow to work 'em

Ben Amos in goal for Utd

nice stuff from krancjar

they're cutting through us easily enough, happy to predict al habsi has 'one of those games'

jaysus what has Berbatov done to his hair

    Bale----->       <------ VDV
        Kranjcar       
       Modric        Parker
Ekotto                       Walker

awwwwgooooal

bale from modric cross, that was comin

modric half volley from just inside box

seven man attack ftw

sky showing everton ffs

Liverpool-Wolves is as you'd expect.

my stream broke immediately after sinclair's goal for swansea, without the benefit of replays i'm still torn between whether the back to the goal arcing volley into the top corner was lovely or if it was lucky.

Utd utterly dominant without threatening much. Kenwyne Jones appears to be playing in midfield