Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

My interpretation of the whole saga is that Morrison and agent realised the club had given up, started trying to drum up interest by planting Barcelona/City/whoever rumours and have now had to settle for what they can get.

I haven't seen West Ham this year, but from what I hear about them there'd be better places for a Scholes type to play his football.

Morrison probably has some raw talent but is clearly a fuckwit, wouldn't be surprised if Man United had given up on him. If he was actually that good:

- He'd have played more in United's worst injury crisis in years
- He'd be going somewhere a lot better than West Ham. If he's on his way to West Ham it means even QPR don't want him, and they'll buy any old shit.

No results found for "future ballon d'or winner Ravel Morrison".

Djbril Cisse coming back to the Prem then. Judging from what I've seen of Lazio this season QPR fans can expect a minimum of six 30 yard 'shots' per game miles over the bar from him. Exciting.

Will always love him for scoring his pen.

a fearsome partner for olisadebe in cm4, rip

Saha to the Tottenham Spiders?

Louis Saha? Who hasn't scored in 12 months or whatever?

You say Saha, I zay Zaha

haha

This appears to be a thing, albeit a thing that makes sense to absolutely no one. Unless Everton desperately want him off their wage bill and we desperately want someone else to sit on our bench.

Not really. Rangers seems to have drained the life from him, he's been mostly pish all season. Looked OK to start with when he came up here, but not any more.

I think he's of Premier League standard. Good with back to goal, runs the channels, strong, shoots on sight, good goals record, doesn't look overly arsed about anything ever. I'm delighted he's leaving Rangers.

Hope Rosie's not involved (xp)

I'm delighted he's leaving Rangers.

Too right

I'd rather he stayed, went on strike as a result like he did at Rapid, and drained them of his wages without doing anything in return for the rest of the season.

Still, David Healy up front on his own will be lol in its own delightful way.

fuck's sake, if this is our excuse to get rid of pav i'm gonna stage a dirty protest at work

Can only assume we'll be loaning Pienaar back to Everton now? And selling Pav? The idea that Pav is a worse option than a latter day Louis Saha is ridiculous.

Good old spiders. A Saha deal can only be explained by this: Has The Transfer Market Become Self-Aware?

Hold on, you're staying at White Hart Lane after all that?!

Latest gossip is that the Saha transfer is set to go but only if Spurs fail to sign Rodellega. So Saha is the backup option to the Wigan striker who has scored half as many goals (one) as Saha has put away this season (two).

I can feel that title coming home.

Just makes no sense whatsoever. You really don't need either imo. Bizarre.

Also both seem kind of stop gap signings which considering adebayor will likely not be there next season leaves you needing to sign maybe 2 top strikers in the summer.

Yeah guys, it's called wheeling and dealing

McCarthy out, preferably strapped to a mid-Atlantic bound V2.

OK, that Transfer Market become self-aware thing is awesome !

Paddy McCarthy?

So QPR get Zamora as well. Does r/t/c still hang around this parish? Wonder what he makes of it. Think Zamora will do well at QPR.

Oh and BBC claiming Spurs bid for Loic Remy but were rejected. Jibe to thread.

if fulham get barrios that could be a major upgrade though
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Corluka has been loaned to Leverkusen for the rest of the season. Not sure who Spurs back up rb is now. kaboul i guess.

Surprised Zamora is leaving tbh.

Saha deal is the LOL of this window tbh

Ooh hadn't heard that mizzell. Yeah Lewandowski has kept him on the bench with his superb form this season. Dortmund have Reus coming so can see why Barrios could go but v risky on their part for the rest of this season I think.
Barrios is v good indeed.

not sure if it will happen cause dortmund also sold apparently sold zidan

Kyrgiakos to Sunderland!

He's escaped Magath into the arms of O'Neill!!

zidan hasn't started for dortmund for 2 years it feels like.

now spurs 'linked to' juve's krasic. I have never seen him play well in the dozen games I've seen.

Defoe to Liverpool! Could this day get any better?!

maybe if any of these things actually happen

i'm having robbie keane flashbacks
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would rather we just bought no-one this window and made do with what we have tbh

hmmm

I like defoe v much but he's not a good fit while we have adebayor. While.

Rodallega's been off the boil for some time too, but at least he's something. Saha for pav is rubbish.

No moves for niko?

the only transfer so far involving Scottish clubs during the current transfer window where a fee has been involved, was Dougie Imrie's move to St Mirren from Hamilton Accies (£35,000)

EPL has nothing on the SPL when it comes to deadline day excitement

tbf one of your 2 biggest clubs are about to go tits up so spl not in need of any more excitement surely.

rangers been about to go tits up for years

I'm sure a few strokes have been pulled over the years (with more to come) to ensure that won't happen

Defoe isn't going to Liverpool, whether he wants to or not.

phew! i'm holding you to that Matt ;)

God have Fulham really signed Pogrebnyak? He's rubbish.

Defoe to Liverpool can't not happen, it's one of those rare moves where everybody's happy, even Everton.

Rangers confirm that Norwich City have rejected a bid for striker Grant Holt.

Like being offered a starboard side cabin in the Costa Concordia

long xpost to pandemic : as far as i'm aware, this isn't the first time spurs have shown an interest in loïc rémy. but it's not really a surprise that marseille would tell them off, they're in a bad spot attack wise : they have rémy who is doing quite well, fat gignac who's proving to be as useless as they come (there's so much to tell about this guy), brandao who's just come back after about a year away from marseille after he was accused of rape (dunno how that trial is going along or even if there's one) and jordan ayew who still has to prove himself in ways other than getting carded for stupid fouls just after having been subbed in.