My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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you want seconds? well, it'll take about ten minutes minutes just to get it ready....

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 28 June 2003 04:33 (twenty-three years ago)

(yes, not just seconds minutes but minutes minutes, thank you all goodnight)

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 28 June 2003 04:35 (twenty-three years ago)

God, I hope my little sister never reads this thread.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 28 June 2003 23:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, did we have the conversation about opening a competing restaurant chain called Johnsons?

The Howard Johnsons people would be all over you for trademark infringement. I previously mentioned my "Buns" concept, which could be gender-neutral (as long as you look good in a half shirt and bike shorts...)

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 29 June 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Johnsons are everywhere. Nobody owns them.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 30 June 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

Ally, Fredericks of Hollywood sounds like a big improvement cuz they're all classy. Out of curiousity, would she have to model underwear if asked? I always wondered this about Victoria's Secret.

I found out today that the answer to this question is apparently "YES!" What in the world?

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

She should have a tip jar. And her amazon wishlist hanging on the dressing room door.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

she should have a tip jar strapped to her thigh.

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

that sounded 10x worse than intended.

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I found out today that the answer to this question is apparently "YES!" What in the world?

Since Frederick's uses mannequins, why would you ask the assistants to model? Wouldn't that equal sexual harassment?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a hollow leg. But I never thought to put money in it.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Hollow leg = best place to hide liquor, jewelry, etc

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

RUM!

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently they are meant to wear the underwear under their clothes so that if a customer wants to see things in action, they can. ??? Why can't the customer just put on the clothes themselves? Weird. Whatever, Im all for it.

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, so I can walk into Frederick's and get a free show? Best news all day. ;)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

How do these places get away with not hiring men, while getting around the million discrimination suits that would come from horny fratboys and "men's rights" orgs?

Have there been no men shameless enough to argue their right to sell lingerie in court?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

They DO hire men. I've seen a lot of guys working in the Victoria's Secret not two blocks from my house, for example.

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

!!!!

Do they have to model the underwear, too? I will be haunted by a burly man in a teddy for weeks (and that burly man is Ned Raggett).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't want to know the answer to that question because it just put a horrible horrible image suggested to me this weekend in my head. It involves lace teddies, an air force boy, the Count from Sesame Street, The Blob theme song, and Donnie Osmond. Oh my god.

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

(before someone asks, no, not Millar, jackasses)

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Who asked?

Do they have to model the underwear, too? I will be haunted by a burly man in a teddy for weeks (and that burly man is Ned
Raggett).

You assume Ned can do a proper twirling motion, Dan? (However, just for that image, I'm sending you a massive box of gooey chocolates and garter belts.)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

How come HE is the one who gets the reward?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's see you work it, Raggett, and we'll talk.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://users.powernet.co.uk/wingett/images/fw-026.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, stop stealing my stillettos! (Plus, you need to smudge the mascara for that true vixen-vamp look)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll give you the $3.29 I have in my wallet if you erase that picture from my brain.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think that's Ned. Ned's hair has more body, and his body has more hair.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

How come HE is the one who gets the reward?

Cause you have to EARN your reward before I give it to you....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

whoever it is has quite the fivehead going

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think that's Ned. Ned's hair has more body, and his body has more hair.

Blonde male vamps have been done, Chris, hence the wig. Tis also a wonder how smoothly he can use a razor.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned's hair has more body, and his body has more hair.

You take back that last part! *eyes shoulder stubble nervously*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, can you wear that outfit to the next FAP? Please?

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 5 September 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

At least, any FAP that I'm at?

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 5 September 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

So anyway I'm gonna go get a job at Hooters in January.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Beats office work. Probably less sexual harrassment, too.

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Skip Hooters and go straight for stripping. Same concept, mo' money.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not really against that per se.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm disappointed that the Punani menu above didn't feature any bukkake-related items.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: Hooters versus some kind of bukkake-related establishment. Momus to thread??

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Liz Phair can do the jingle.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

(er... 'commercial jingle' that is)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

That head shaking thing they do after you take a shot is kind of fun.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm praying that's a liquor reference.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Do the patrons sauce their own burgers?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope you all get genital warts for ruining my nice thread.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

well, if someone got off their lazy hiney & sold their sister, someone wouldn't have to work at hooters, now, would they?

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

haha "my nice thread"

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, OK, seriously - of the half-dozen current/former Hooters waitresses I've known, none of them had a good thing to say about the job.

The food is cheap, the men tend to be scum (see this thread for examples) and thus the tips are crap. If I was going to put up with creepy guys ogling me for eight hours at a time, I had better be making good money (though I'd probably get by on the flattery itself for awhile).

("Hooters - For Pretty Bukkake!")

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=42331

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

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