I, state your name, promise to the best of my ability not to dress, buy clothes or act like a Ho. Clothes I should try to avoid buying or wearing: tight pants that are cut so low that when I bend over you can see my g-string or butt crack, tight half shirts that show my six or not-so-six pack, tight shirts that are low cut to show my cleavage or short shorts that you can see my butt cheeks in.
I know that God desires me to glorify him in all things and I realize that by dressing like a Ho, I only desire to give glory to me, not God. I also know boys have a problem with sexual things and I know that by not dressing like a Ho, I can be a part of the solution, not the problem!
― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link
Joel Osteen
http://lillebror.weblogg.no/images/lakevood_church_1144429395.jpg
― researching ur life (grady), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― researching ur life (grady), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― researching ur life (grady), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― researching ur life (grady), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link
What would it be called? The Massage?
― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link
And what about orange juice? "Do you know why God hates homosexuality?" Anita Bryant asked in the May issue of Miami Magazine. "Because the male homosexual eats another man's sperm. Sperm is the most concentrated form of blood. The homosexual is eating life."
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 01:36 (seventeen years ago) link
Churches are churches, and this shit happens in all of them.
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 11:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― pinkmoose (jacklove), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 12:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― researching ur life (grady), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link
how does this square with what's mentioned in the Bible (not taking into account different versions over time), out of interest (and ignorance on this matter)?
― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.kospn.com/images/ltg.gif
― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link
It's square with most people not giving a shit about the 16,000 rules in Leviticus.
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link
for christians, all of the 16,00 rules of levticus have been updated, with the two rules of christ:
37Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
38This is the first and great commandment.
39And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
40On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets. Matthew 37:40
now, you can give us metric tons of shit for not following those two, but dont expect us to keep kosher
xpost with shakey
― pinkmoose (jacklove), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― researching ur life (grady), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.newwest.net/index.php/topic/article/colorado_election_results_beauprez_ritter_perlmutter_odonnell/C69/L37/
― researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 9 November 2006 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link
i wonder if haggard's kids and santorum's kids can get together for grief counseling or something.
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 9 November 2006 00:44 (seventeen years ago) link
totally OTM. In fact, I thought I had Schadenfraude Fatigue going into the elections... turns out I was onlt getting warmed up!
― researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 9 November 2006 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link
that's funny, considering the eucharist is symbolic cannibalism.
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 November 2006 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 9 November 2006 01:54 (seventeen years ago) link
But you also know that the official Church does not speak with one voice on this issue, to say nothing of parishoners. I have known more closeted gay and lesbian Episcopal priests than out ones. (I am including "out to everyone outside a 50mile radius of my Parish" types as closeted, because jeez, c'mon.)
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 9 November 2006 09:25 (seventeen years ago) link
Then, as if things could not get worse, there was the disgrace of Sheldon’s own friend and colleague, Rev. Ted Haggard, the Colorado mega-church leader and president of the National Association of Evangelicals, an even bigger pillar of Republican support on the Christian right. Sheldon disclosed that he and “a lot” of others knew about Haggard’s homosexuality “for awhile ... but we weren’t sure just how to deal with it.”
Months before a male prostitute publicly revealed Haggard’s secret relationship with him, and the reverend’s drug use as well, “Ted and I had a discussion,” explained Sheldon, who said Haggard gave him a telltale signal then: “He said homosexuality is genetic. I said, no it isn’t. But I just knew he was covering up. They need to say that.”
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link
I still say if you think sexual orientation is a choice it's because you struggle with your attraction to people of the same sex.
― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), November 9th, 2006.
but it's not symbolic man, its for rizzeal! transubstiation!
― latebloomer and his 'Cyborg Companion', Hacker (latebloomer), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer and his 'Cyborg Companion', Hacker (latebloomer), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 06:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.uschesslive.org/crowns/profiles/images/h318266.JPG
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link
Yes, you are totally right.
― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link