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maybe the picture shows it the wrong way and the guy's actually very funny/goofy talking a lot and doing silly things that make the girls laugh and he's just striking a pose for the picutre. or not.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe they heard he had a schlong like a fat rattlesnake.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Can we discuss the body language here for a sec?

Dude - somewhat self-concious. Sitting at the end of the bed. Not turned towards the girls at all.

Middle chick - obv. not uncomfortable. Legs open in comfortable sitting stance - prolly familiar with knocking back a few Millers. Prolly an athlete - sitting position and less-high maintenance hair style the tip-off. Could be down for some Mario Kart.

End chick - keeping athlete chick in-between her and the Griz. Legs crossed and she's leaned over in a classic closed position. Hair clip on wrist says she may be down for dancing later on, but cam dressed to impress. She does not seem impressed by his multi-generational collection of Nintendo games - Original NES, Nintento 64, and Super Nintendo, all in the hizzy.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link

eeew they heard it actually rattling

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link

four video game systems, a Hooters t-shirt, AND a beard!

xpost

― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe there's en amateur porn video somewhere on the web with what happened on this tiny (very tiny) bed in the minutes following...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost - only in finland, where they sauna naked together.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

These people are not friends.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

Only once they realize the threesome isn't going to happen. (and what teenagers have beards like that?)

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 31st, 2006 5:25 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

Is this the single most hypocritical thing ever said on ILE? ;)

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

These people are not friends.

Do you know them?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

DUDE. When in human history have anyone resembling these three people ever been friends?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

"I need to borrow $100 from my brother for some, hehe 'provisions' lol. Can u come over and like pretend to like like him or whatever?"

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

also.

WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?

The guy who was assigned to be Dude's roommate for the semester!

"Hey, girls. Let's just go back to my room for a second so that I can pick up something. Besides, Wayne might be there and you two in the same room with him will fucking make his whole life!"

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

my guess is the person taking the picture is a guy, friend of "me i'm cool sitting here driking beer striking an awesome i d'ont care about chix and am not nervous at all pose" who is cooler (a bit) and is the only one talking to the girls.

(we've all been through these situations, haven't we ?).

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

Or, alternatively;

"Oh [cough] fuck you."

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

they're probably like temporary friends, y'know how that works in college. you hang with someone for like three weeks, then don't, then never see them around. no big deal.

unless the dude really thought he'd bag 'em, or something.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

DUDE. When in human history have anyone resembling these three people ever been friends?

remember the hair metal era?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

they could be siblings.

i recall a similar scene when my sister and her friend Alicia visited me my freshman year at college and they smoked pot with me and my friends. incongruous.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

lol@wayne

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

unless the dude really thought he'd bag 'em, or something.

he's definitely got something like that on his mind (ergo, the hooters shirt).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

First week in new college when everyone is still being polite to everyone else? Some uncomfortable flat-warming party?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

this reminds my of that exercise at school when you had to imagine what happens before or after the picture.
(anyway, where did you find that pic ??)

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

he's definitely got something like that on his mind (ergo, the hooters shirt).

that's so what a girl wants !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

good god tuomas, no, i don't know them

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

what do you think they're listening to ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

and what's the blue box in the front ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

the blue box is MORE MILLER LIGHT

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

DUH

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

that's so what a girl wants !

didn't say that SHE (either of them) wanted it!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

they are listening to "bombtrack"

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I looked like a geek when I was a teen, and I still had cute female friends, and I didn't want a threesome with them.

(Admittedly, I didn't wear a shirt that said "Hooters".)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, yes, of course. the guy is a good stratege as to get to the beers, the girls have to
1/ move towards him
2/ talk to him to ask him to give them some
clever.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

tuomas: "do you know them?"

XPOSTS

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

(Admittedly, I didn't wear a shirt that said "Hooters".)

there's one helluva great photoshop idea here, if anyone wants to run with it!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Here you go!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/jenny.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Or here!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/posse.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

too easy

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I looked like a geek when I was a teen, and I still had cute female friends, and I didn't want a threesome with them.

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-524-1137679556.jpg

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

why the hell do you have a british e-mail address, tuomas?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmm, an x-post, or was it?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

he's a creationist only instead of god it's santorum smeared babies

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

(x-post)

I wanted something special, and Yahoo let me choose.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season6/VanessaVanity.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link

There's so many pictures of Tuomas to work with

HAHAHA XPOST

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

haha

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

It's almost a timeless photo except for the Family Guy poster.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), Today 11:49 AM. (Ned) (later) (link)

i'd say that the poster is an integral part of its timelessness!

also, i wonder if that thing up on the right wall that we can only see the bottom edge of is a dark side of the moon poster.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

also, i wonder if that thing up on the right wall that we can only see the bottom edge of is a dark side of the moon poster.

it's quite huge. i'd say it's a window.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

we should try and find the people on this pic and ask them all these !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

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People on one side of PA don't climb on roofs and try to shoot ex-presidents, that only happens on the other side of PA.

― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2024 20:10 (two months ago) link

not even why it was my first thought. i just think it any time someone dies

― here 1st (roxymuzak), Monday, 15 July 2024 23:59 (two months ago) link

I put that image in one of those AI video things and.... you're welcome?

https://vimeo.com/984604925

― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 00:34 (two months ago) link

What did you use to make that?

― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 00:47 (two months ago) link

Dream Machine AI - Luma Labs

― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 00:52 (two months ago) link

wow/lol that is truly cursed

― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 01:03 (two months ago) link

yeah, starts off okay, but seems like it would just get more nightmarish the longer it runs...

thanks for the tip!

― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 02:21 (two months ago) link

not even why it was my first thought. i just think it any time someone dies

― here 1st (roxymuzak), Monday, July 15, 2024 6:59 PM

From this to the AI, a rabbit ran across my grave inside my brain.

― pplains, Tuesday, 16 July 2024 03:00 (two months ago) link

it's kinda wild how people on one side of PA are barred from traveling to the other

true, but it it *is* discouraged

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 July 2024 03:02 (two months ago) link

So glad I was Upper St Clair and not Bethel Park (or, god forbid, Mt Lebo) grad, though I did spend a *lot* of time at the Bethel Park Eat’n Park

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 04:03 (two months ago) link

two months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/q6koEhi.jpeg

― pplains, Tuesday, 17 September 2024 00:31 (three days ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/7EQ9uhb.jpeg

― epistantophus, Tuesday, 17 September 2024 00:50 (three days ago) link

what have you done xp

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 September 2024 01:29 (three days ago) link

AI is the devil's work.

― pplains, Tuesday, 17 September 2024 02:01 (three days ago) link

― jaymc, Tuesday, 17 September 2024 02:12 (three days ago) link

Hope Africa’s last glacier was worth it.

― O 'Tis Redding (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 17 September 2024 02:48 (three days ago) link

I tried to google Vek Cotuis and it gave me results for coitus, so who knows

― Nabozo, Tuesday, 17 September 2024 08:53 (three days ago) link

what the fuck is that luggage lol

― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 17 September 2024 19:02 (three days ago) link

SamsonLite

― pplains, Tuesday, 17 September 2024 19:39 (three days ago) link

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