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...and then use him like utensil!

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Giboyeux ain't no Georgetown Hoya.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Tep's hep.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Justyn Dillingham
has a beard like twill and sand

and i want a room with youn

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracer Hand plays her band.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Basketball in Pacerland
Is nothing without Tracer Hand

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate, don't be late!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Up on the mount, I met ol' Blount.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

(In the end, someone is going to compile this whole thread and turn it into a rap, right?)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan Perry, you man or cherry?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

A pair of black huskies
For Sarah McLusky

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Here I am vacuumin, thinkin' 'bout Haikunym (imperfect, I know)

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned Raggett eats dead maggot.

Huk-l gets a chuck-l, the little fuck-l.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Nabisco sure knows how to disco in San Fransisco!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

The Ghost of Dan Perry's sweet like Maraschino cherries.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm serious as Spencer when I say rhythm is a fencer.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Sensational Sulk's a Situational Hulk.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Phil-two could rock an Up-do.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"Need a first name, Eddy? Chuck'll
do" said funny frosty Huk-L

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a guy called Dan Perry
He popped a young girls cherry
She said, "I want it back"
but he said, "I can't do that"
while he danced and he drank and was merry.

― Flava Flavs got problems of his own! / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Best not step to my man Haikunym
Else he'll knock you out with a flaming http://games.tom.com/zhuanti/fight/tujian/ryu/Thumb044.jpg

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

here i sit thinking about kate/eyecandyforthebrokenhearted
ew i farted

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

(that didn't come out right)

kate yr pictures are grate
your image i conflate
with sweetness on a silver plate

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

silver gelatin, more like.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahaha I get two about me! Awesome.

xpost

― Flava Flavs got problems of his own! / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

DO YOU GET IT? SILVER PLATE?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Les boyaux de giboyeux
Sont royaux mais pleins de feux

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandee may very well taste like candee

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

C'est vrai, M. C'est vrai: chorizo for breakfast!!

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

DO YOU GET IT? SILVER PLATE?

They're all very much digital I'm afraid.

― Flava Flavs got problems of his own! / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

When, upon her breast the infant did suckle
Did his mom suppose he'd call himself Huk-L?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

when wond'ring aloud if he should them bite,
he was beatin' to the eatin' by a blur: M. White

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, Dan!
He's our Man!
If he can't do it,
No one... will.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

While enjoying a marvelous journey through France
Who was accosted one night in Pigalle? Mr. Raggett
who looked at the bulge in the man's pants
and asked, "Are you gai to see me or is that a baguette?"

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Hurting, stop blurting.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

argh i should be "beaten" for fucking mine up

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Love em and leave em
That's the style of steve m

― Masked Gazza, Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

He is doubtlessly bright,
and quite erudite,
for he sidesteps the trite
and in French he'll endite.
For the most part polite,
he is known to delight,
but beware of his spite,
for the man has a bite.
He is hight Monsieur White,
our monophysite.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Casuistry's no mystery,
Just look to his history.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, see!
There goes Ms. Tray-cee,
she can be a bit lazy,
and occasionally hazy,
but never, no way, she,
could ever be crazy.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

You'll encounter her wrath
If you call her a Goth.

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 20 May 2005 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

To do that I would not dare,
about my nads I certainly care.
Tho' I said she sure isn't crazy,
she ain't always as sweet as a daisy,
our favourite mongrel, the good Ms. Trayce.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Remy Snush was once essential
but events proved improv'dential
now his IL* contribution's limit
to hanging 'round the IL*-perim.
His paranoia (waning) waxes
and his real-life situ. taxes
his postings to this virtual forum
and validation by the quorum
is rambling, midnight drunken memos
which (when viewed) will cause him hemos.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:22 (twenty-one years ago)

nate is great, bakes me a chocolate cake

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

ILx, gets no sex.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

blount I once thought v. suspicious
now I forward my best wishes.

For 'Ghost of Dan' I'll eat a shoe
for he lead me through Dr. Who.

And Jon, and Ian; Andrew, laura
in real-life friends, one can't ask more-a.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ILx, burned-out wrecks.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ILx, too poor for cheques.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ned, vic, and spencer, arthur, chaki
I ate me shoe, I'll eat a sock-i.
you're LA's finest, all things bein' clear,
I'd marry any ya's, if I was queer.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, Remy those are great! I was trying to come up with a rhyme for you, but I couldn't think of anything that'd rhyme with Remy or Jeremy.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

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Bhumibol Adulyadej,
though her name is quite hard to say,
rules Thailand in a delicate way.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 3 February 2007 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Just Got Offed
lives in a loft
though I suspect she's soft.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

He's.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ the post that had to be made

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

The Australian Kate
surely has a good fate
in head of her, and not too much hate.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

tuomas!? tuomas??
:/
ei oldki kuomas!!
:)

― t**t, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

He's our friend from Finland,
that Tuomas of Finland.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

iiiijjjj
I'd reckon is not an easy lay.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

Imagine saying his name at the moment of climax!

― Tuomas, Thursday, 11 October 2007 07:47 (eighteen years ago)

I'm quite taken aback that I have featured on this thread since I am one of the invisibles of ilx.

― Kate, non masonic, Thursday, 11 October 2007 08:02 (eighteen years ago)

Hey there, look! It's Abbot
She doesn't like Zep but does she like Sabbath?

― latebloomer, Thursday, 11 October 2007 10:06 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

Hey there, look! It's Abbot
She doesn't like Zep but does she like Sabbath?

I think of this every time I hear Zep or Sabbath////....

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

nine years pass...

I'd forgotten about this thread. But...

Negronis are for toasting
"Health!" to Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:32 (five years ago)

You want to troll like pomenitul
You want to stir like pomenitul does
Want to post like pomenitul
Want to fp like pomenitul, you do

― seumas milm (gyac), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:38 (five years ago)

Tbf I almost never FP anyone (I won't comment on the first two).

― pomenitul, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 20:09 (five years ago)

When Dr. Morbius prescribes
Your medicine is jabs and jibes.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 16:53 (five years ago)

Neanderthal's a handsome and brave man,
as our heavy metallicized caveman.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 15 October 2020 01:58 (five years ago)

^dope

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 October 2020 02:55 (five years ago)

Actually all the revive posts have been quality

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 October 2020 02:55 (five years ago)

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