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I got a better one: Rubbish Similies!

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that smilies there, or are you being clever again?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

A stiffy so large that the easiest thing is just to measure it for a tuxedo.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:07 (twenty-three years ago)

bitter living through acronyms

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 1 February 2003 13:56 (twenty-three years ago)

olsen twins dead

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 07:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom Ewing is smoother than a trunk full of milk.

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I also thought it was milk!

― kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I actually read it as a "truck full of milk" and thought "mmm, smooth"

― kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (twenty-three years ago)

what do you do when you realize you are stuck at your "chosen profession"?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

frank kogan needs to know the diff between a pubic hair

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:33 (twenty-three years ago)

"horny"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I read this correctly: "Having cute girls barge into your room late at night telling you they've 'heard about your equipment'"

But misread the post: "Classic or Free Jizz?"

― Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)

This is the thread where we cure cancer.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 6 February 2003 13:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Mariah Carey: why is she black?

― g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 6 February 2003 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't blame Zodiac Mindwarp

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 February 2003 18:15 (twenty-three years ago)

"this is the thread where we discuss the alternatives to evil"

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Hovercraft - classic or dud?

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Lesbian Cover Versions

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 February 2003 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Like TaTu's How Soon Is Now, presumably?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 February 2003 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

US troops attack Hussein's pussy.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 9 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

"what 'great' jazz musicians just do not 'get' (and why)"

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

i now have region free hair

― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Lesbion Conversation Questions

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:02 (twenty-three years ago)

or even..

Lesbian Conversation Questions

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:03 (twenty-three years ago)

"hitler" as pejorative (really)

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I was just about to add that one, Mitch!

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

From ILM: What lesbians/fanzines/radio stations/people should I send my band's demo to?

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

there aren't enough horrors in the day

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 16 February 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

World Bursts!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

"Martin Skidmore and other corporate crap."

Sorry, Martin! ;-)

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:33 (twenty-three years ago)

not a misread title, but a misread person. i saw an Andrew Farrell post and thought it said American Football

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Things Said By JESS!!! While Sleeping.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

every thread title ends with 'yo' in my eyes.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 21 February 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I've redesigned myself!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

what people are you doing for the weekend?

― g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 21 February 2003 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday JESuS!!!

The Christmas thread.

― Skottie, Saturday, 22 February 2003 08:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Is staying up really really late bad for your breath?

― JeremyZag, Sunday, 23 February 2003 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And an endless and heartfelt 'fuck you' to everyone

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you own a stripper jumper?

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

How can you be so ELVIS?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha Ha : I dropped my book in the bath and it went "F.A.T.?"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Your favorite underutilized contraception. (48 new answers)

Go the intrauterine coil thingy!

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Sex Vs Courtney!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Thread to discuss Sting Cages"

(alas, it wasn't)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

"Christ disses Solomon." Historically unlikely.

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Sex vs. Courtney

― hstencil, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Webdings C/D
(i am dyslexic)

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

ILM:

Someone convince me to get rid of me

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Sex vs. Curtsy

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

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I'm always happy when it's "the best Hitler on the planet right now" season

― einmal ist keinmal (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 April 2026 12:33 (one month ago)

Is Roy Orbison the godfather of Elmo?

― Home Alone Again Or (Deflatormouse), Friday, 24 April 2026 02:44 (one month ago)

Is Roy Orbison the future of Emo?

― Home Alone Again Or (Deflatormouse), Friday, 24 April 2026 09:16 (one month ago)

Studio songs that end with applesauce [Started by calstars in March 2012, last updated twelve hours ago by pplains] 2 new answers

― epistantophus, Friday, 24 April 2026 12:48 (one month ago)

this fecal expression

― mick signals, Friday, 24 April 2026 19:30 (one month ago)

Snoring - so uncool its hella cool?

― Strait of Merzbow (Eazy), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 19:02 (one month ago)

Gay Crochet and swing away - your 2026 Boston Red Sox

― Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 April 2026 10:19 (one month ago)

Which are John Paul's 140 fave albums?

― kim jong illin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 April 2026 10:38 (one month ago)

“No, I’m not a viking,” our president said. “I-- I get-- I-- I don’t laugh": American Politics, May 2026

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 9 May 2026 16:59 (one month ago)

map's trial notes

i was really worried about you there for a second map

― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 11 May 2026 11:13 (four weeks ago)

ILM 2016 Listing Club

― sarahell, Monday, 11 May 2026 15:51 (four weeks ago)

two weeks pass...

Extreme-late Pixies Panning

― Strait of Merzbow (Eazy), Sunday, 31 May 2026 00:32 (one week ago)

In Praise of BOB WILLIS

― bored by endless ecstasy (anagram), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 06:21 (one week ago)

otm

― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 06:30 (one week ago)

Lol just came to post that

― 99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 09:02 (one week ago)

Lol, I've been misreading that thread all week.

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 11:45 (one week ago)

Your sleep apnea/CRAP thread

― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Friday, 5 June 2026 12:48 (five days ago)

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This is the cure for ILXORS IN THEIR 50s

― mick signals, Friday, 5 June 2026 19:58 (five days ago)

*feces flung everywhere* "Different PLACES!" -- Taylor Swift's The Life of a Showgirl

― Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Friday, 5 June 2026 20:35 (five days ago)

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