― shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― miyagi, Wednesday, 8 September 2004 14:45 (nineteen years ago) link
One of the most disturbing things Morita did shortly after KK came out was appear in Night Patrol, the world's worst attempt at a Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker film knockoff ever, as a pre-teen female rape victim (this was done by having him just appear as himself, but with a dubbed-in squeaky voice...and this was meant to be a COMEDY).
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:00 (nineteen years ago) link
That's very creepy, I've never heard of that movie.
― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:02 (nineteen years ago) link
Also - Cruel Summer is not at the date place - it's on Daniel's first day at his new school as it's daytime and the sun is shining (DYS!)
Favourite bit - Must focus danielsen. Best karate still inside. I still use this as a motivational line. I do not motivate many people, but it makes me feel good.
― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:06 (nineteen years ago) link
The IMDB entry
A 'celebration' of sorts
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― y, Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link
I never am able to fully enjoy that crane move because, I mean, how did he do it? First off, it's virtually a physically impossible move to begin with (don't tell me you all haven't tried it, whether as a kid or drunk, two weeks ago, at a party. You know you have). Secondly, his leg is like BROKEN or something, I mean he's limping back all over the place and totally hobbling on his way back to the fight and obviously can't put pressure on that leg. So suddenly he can land on it with the FULL FORCE OF HIS BODY and kick another person in the face? How does it work!!!
― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link
more karate kid greatness: when daniel wins the tournament elisabeth shue comes out for the loving embrace and just fucking towers over tiny ass ralph maccio.
― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.ec.com.my/webproxy/nph-proxy.pl/010110A/http/whatever-dude.com/wdimages/dposts/kkid5.jpg
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link
(and checking the above i found this: http://www.cyberkwoon.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9397&view=next which is like ilx meets cobra kai...)
― koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― chris herrington (chris herrington), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link
http://sports.espn.go.com/page2/movies/s/simmons/020830.html
― chris herrington (chris herrington), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 9 September 2004 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 9 September 2004 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 9 September 2004 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link
I like when Johnny is rolling a joint on the toilet. When I was little, I had no idea what he was doing!
Those Kobra Kai skeleton suits are ill.
Why would Ali like a dork like Daniel?
― Crap Bootie, Thursday, 9 September 2004 17:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 26 January 2006 04:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 05:21 (eighteen years ago) link
I still need to get around to season 5 of Cobra Kai ... the momentum seemed to wane during season 4
the martial arts scenes in this franchise have never been very good, even by US movie standards, but realism would contradict the musical-comedy rules of a universe where teenagers spontaneously start brawling instead of singing and dancing
the funniest and most realistic aspect of the show is the older guys who are super serious about karate trying to deal with the incomprehension and impatience of family and friends
― Brad C., Monday, 28 August 2023 20:33 (eight months ago) link
hah yes!
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 August 2023 20:38 (eight months ago) link
that one post-hospital scene where Daniel talked about "Cobra Kai can't get away with this" and Amanda said OMG WILL YOU STFU ABOUT KARATE RIGHT NOW, i wanted to stand and applaud
My first Cobra Kai episode was the country club party where Daniel, Daniel's wife, Johnny, and Alli kick it over vodka martinis.
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 August 2023 20:41 (eight months ago) link
loved taht one. but I'm a huge Shue fan
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 August 2023 20:54 (eight months ago) link
yeah loved that oneZabka is reliably dirtbag comedy gold all the way through, I love how much he leans into the dumbness
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 August 2023 22:49 (eight months ago) link
I guess playing Johnny's terrible stepdad wasn't his last onscreen role, but it was nice to give Ed Asner a sendoff in something I was actually watching not just to see him.
― ⓓⓡ (Johnny Fever), Monday, 28 August 2023 23:01 (eight months ago) link
yeah agreed!
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 00:14 (eight months ago) link
tbc I love how Daniel, Daniel's wife, Johnny, and Alli kick it over vodka martinis despite drinking martinis with vodka in them.
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 00:20 (eight months ago) link
lol
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 01:06 (eight months ago) link
Elizabeth Shue being 60 (soon) trips me out.
Maybe not as much as Ralph Macchio being 22 years old when the movie was filmed, and Randee Heller (who played his mom) being 36.
― omar little, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 01:08 (eight months ago) link
There was only a 3 year gap between Karate Kid III and My Cousin Vinny, but I remember when the latter came out thinking "Ralph went away and got old!"
― ⓓⓡ (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 03:27 (eight months ago) link
I enjoy the weird out-of-time quality of the original Karate Kid... maybe it's remembered as classic 80s film now, but it feels like it could have been set anywhere from like 1946 to 1996, some smeared out American adolescence from the end of WWII to the World Wide Web
― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 04:03 (eight months ago) link
the end of Karate Kid III, with the little hand drums? unforgettable. no quality judgment one way or the other, i'm just never going to forget it.
― what you say is true but by no means (lukas), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 05:19 (eight months ago) link
i think the hand drums was Karate Kid 2
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 05:33 (eight months ago) link
that sounds right though i haven't seen it since i watched in the theater back in '86. pretty memorable.
i do love how Kreese was apparently teleported in from another movie, probably rated-R, where he was playing an evil henchman. Absolutely one of the most absurd characters to ever appear on screen, contextually speaking. but...
https://c.tenor.com/2NwXxMMYhXYAAAAd/tenor.gif
― omar little, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 16:37 (eight months ago) link
The first movie has many merits, but it's hard not to laugh at how out of shape and awkward both Macchio and Morita look throughout. Daniel's training between the start of the movie and the tournament appears to result in zero improvement in his fitness, and Morita looks soft and cuddly in every scene except for the 20 seconds or so where he's doubled by Fumio Demura.
Another gripe: we're told that Miyagi has been living in California for more than 40 years, but his Yoda-like pidgin English is supposed to be both plausible and hilarious ... this aspect of Morita's schtick wasn't funny then and hasn't aged well.
I'll admit to having a little personal animus toward the film because it marked a transition in how people in the US perceived teaching and learning martial arts. The kids in The Karate Kid are 20-somethings playing high school students, but the target audience was younger, and after the movie's success there was a big expansion in the number of commercial martial arts schools aimed at children, along with a corresponding decline in the interest and participation of adults. The martial arts world has changed a lot since 1984, but if you say "karate" to most people in the US today, their immediate association is with the place Mom takes Mason on the afternoons he doesn't have soccer practice.
I enjoy the way Cobra Kai leans into that absurdity, but it would be funnier if all the karate students were played by under-12 child actors.
― Brad C., Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:16 (eight months ago) link
*cues Japanese flute*
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:20 (eight months ago) link
the bonzai techniques in this film can also be applied to manscaping
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:23 (eight months ago) link