I go away to lunch, I come back, I am blessed with this thread. I am a happy man.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:15 (twenty years ago) link
― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:18 (twenty years ago) link
Not directly related but still - worth reposting that. (on a side note, Shmoo, my cat used to jump on my lap and start suckling on my nipple every morning when i stumbled out for coffee. yes, well)
SO, surprise birthday I went to for someone. People walk into the house. Birthday girl is nekkid on the floor getting licked out by her dog. She was not happy about the surprise and neither were the guests. Caused many relationships to end.
― H (Heruy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:25 (twenty years ago) link
― H (Heruy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:26 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:26 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:34 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:36 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:43 (twenty years ago) link
You make H sound like a lunchtime burrito.
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:44 (twenty years ago) link
― H (Heruy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:44 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:49 (twenty years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:49 (twenty years ago) link
― H (Heruy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:50 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:56 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:59 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 22:00 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 24 July 2003 22:00 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link
"hey just saw this thread and just want to say i think it's great when my pets watch me and my wife have sex. sometimes we even let them have some fun with us. i hate how society treats this as sick or barbaric, but i see it as a great bonding experience that's necessary for empathic skills."
― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:33 (twenty years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:06 (twenty years ago) link
― H (Heruy), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:07 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:08 (twenty years ago) link
― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:09 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:12 (twenty years ago) link
― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:13 (twenty years ago) link
― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 25 July 2003 06:10 (twenty years ago) link
― H (Heruy), Friday, 25 July 2003 06:24 (twenty years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Needs Legs More (allyzay), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― ai lien (kold_krush), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― ai lien (kold_krush), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:59 (nineteen years ago) link
I was once engaged in the sexual act commonly called 'doggie style' w/my ex-wife (who would surely be overjoyed that it was now posted on the interweb) when our adorable ginger-haired tabby kitten, seeing my scrotum swinging to and fro, decided to play tetherball. When his claws came in contact with my dangly bits, I (understandably) thrust forward rather forcefully trying to escape the clutches of his claws. "Enculé, qu’est-ce tu fous là?", she screamed after I had inadvertantly tried to put her head through the headboard. Little Diavolo, who was otherwise the most uxorious of cats, was most disappointed that the game was called on account of owner contumely.
― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 7 January 2005 02:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 7 January 2005 02:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 7 January 2005 04:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Friday, 7 January 2005 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 7 January 2005 04:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dan (Please Say Yes) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― moley, Wednesday, 7 December 2005 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Who Needs Context?) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link
And yeah, we realised big friendly dog had been busily slurping up dried pussy juice from my chin. I abandoned breakfast and went for a shower.
― sorry but I just HAD to, Thursday, 8 December 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 8 December 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Thursday, 8 December 2005 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link
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― HI DERE, Thursday, 28 June 2007 02:53 (sixteen years ago) link
OH GOD NO.
― Trayce, Thursday, 28 June 2007 03:51 (sixteen years ago) link
guys i was just playing pinball with michael white, you had to revive this?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 28 June 2007 05:41 (sixteen years ago) link
mr kitty hasn't gone on ball attack mode in years. he must be due for it again.
This thread is just the best isn't it.
― Pashmina, Thursday, 28 June 2007 10:06 (sixteen years ago) link
are we talking adult dogs/cats, or baby dogs/cats?
― ken c, Thursday, 28 June 2007 10:15 (sixteen years ago) link
holy hell, this thread
― Cheese? In MY coffee? (It's more likely than you think!) (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Somehow I knew I must have posted on this thread...
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
it's kind of amazing that neither of your stories can stand up to "They have a special crew member that just supplies pussy juice."
― Cheese? In MY coffee? (It's more likely than you think!) (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I like to think of that job as the lady-fluffer
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link