WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT

yeah

is both WWHULK and planet hulk crappy or just the former

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Planet Hulk was a lot of fun. So was WWH, but not as good as PH.

Planet Hulk fun. Make rogermexico laugh. WWH puny.

(Mostly because it turns a good Hulk story AND a great conceit - just how mad would Hulk get if he gained his heart's desire and it was torn away? and how strong would he be if he got that mad? - and turns it into a dumb crossover in which everyone acts out of character including Big Green.)

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apparently this is wendihulk, a combination of hulk and bigfoot

...named wendy?

now I've seen everything...

Yeah, Jeph Loeb is shitting all over the Marvel U. in this new Hulk series. There's a Red Hulk character now that they're actually calling "Rulk". WTF!

You have to remember, Jeph Loeb is functionally retarded.

It's mindboggling how he finds work.

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XD XD XD XD XD holy christ

he has a SWORD and he is flying through SPACE

HAVE to read this shit

ya thats pretty dope

where does WENDIHULK! live?

In a Wendi House?

what a team

Batman just killed DARKSEID yesterday. With a weapon he pulled from his utility belt.

None of these other chumps has a ghost of a chance.

giving batman a time travel bullet is kind of like giving mario a star. and it's just one bullet.

The difference is that Batman can turn anything into a Darkseid killing item. He plans far ahead, he executes his plans flawlessly, etc. Mario needs someone to put a star in a box for him, and then he can wreak havoc. Batman makes his own havoc.

haha I love how Mario's stars are placed into boxes for him BY some magical somebody but Batman's time travel bullet is just like a busted bicycle part he found and macgyvered. Almost but not quite as bad as the pred suck-ups

to be fair, Batman broke into a police headquarters, raided an evidence box, found the bullet, determined what it did, and used it successfully to kill the most powerful creature in the universe. Mario jumped in the air, hit a box with his head, and then moved his body through a jumping star.

batman and mario do share the interesting quality of pretty much always having to be the dude when their respective universes are about to eat it
the hobbit, picard and hellboy are the only others on this list that seem to fit that bill? and they all have a bunch of friends to help them out.

Mario has Luigi.

That's ridiculous.

"Batman has Robin" ner ner

I don't like these kind of Doritos, does anybody want them

toss em here

i have a feeling batman is going to take this pretty handily

just a gut feeling

As it should be.

to be fair, Batman broke into a police headquarters, raided an evidence box, found the bullet, determined what it did, and used it successfully to kill the most powerful creature in the universe. Mario jumped in the air, hit a box with his head, and then moved his body through a jumping star.

― Mordy, Thursday, January 15, 2009 7:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lolol

im always gonna vote for brains i think

Brains?
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Because he'll just drop a TB2 cargo pod on top of Batman's head. Actually, I have to keep reminding myself that these are all fictional characters and don't actually exist. Except Darth Vader.

and BTW Brains really looks like a prototype hipster there - awful haircut, spectacles with no lenses, bad taste in clothes, "ironic" bow tie.

Xena would kick all their asses. All she'd have to do is snap the hook on that chainmail bikini and pick'em all off before they get their jaws off the floor. ;D

Although you didn't include the true winner: Sue Richards.

> Xena would kick all their asses. All she'd have to do is snap the hook on that chainmail bikini and pick'em all off before they get their jaws off the floor.

Not very familiar with the Batman/Robin relationship, are you? To say nothing of homo Hobbits.

Even gay guys have eyes. ;D

So I recently watched Hellboy 2, and it occurred to me that that dude could probably kick all these other dudes asses pretty easily. I mean, he's fucking Satan, plus I think he could easily compensate for Darth Vader's telekinetic hyjinks & Predator's gadgets with sheer, overwhelming, brute force - not unlike how the aggro 'roid guys pretty easily dominate the Taekwondo dudes in UFC fights. He'd slap the bejeezus out of a goddam Hulk too. Hellboy. He is the one.

Hellboy gets his ass kicked a lot tho it seems

hellboy is not satan

Alien, Frankenstein, Dracula, Darth Vader and Gargamel never win. They exist to lose and get burned and have stakes put in them and shit. Furthermore, my experience indicates that Mario and Sonic have to lose a couple hundred times before they manage to win, so long shot at bast. Hobbit, Xena, Jean-Luc, Rocky and Rambo? Please, these are chumps. No cookie. (Unless Rocky is the flying squirrel, which = special case.) Fuck Hulk. Bloated moron. And fuck Wolverine a million times with whatever shit you already fucked Hulk with.

Which leaves Predator, Batman and Hellboy. Predator is just a generic instance of grodymouth space monster, not a specific dude with feelings and history and shit. So no chi, no significance, no reason for victory. Hellboy, on the other hand, is borderline chump, seems to enjoy losing and hobbling around squinty-face afterwards. Why not give him the chance to do what he does best?

That is, BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN!!!

Unless special case, in which case, Rocky the Flying Squirrel kicks Batman's Nazi ass to the moon and back.

Picard is pals with Q, who can fuck shit up for anybody.

Q is horrible geek, plus is not in this fight. Batman is friends with, like, Superman and the New Gods. Everybody gots friends, but Picard is still a chump.

Picard is not friends with that particular Q, by which I mean the one that appears in Star Trek most often. Q might become involved if he could get some entertainment out of it. The other members of the Continuum probably wouldn't lift a finger to help either way.

Hellboy, on the other hand, is borderline chump, seems to enjoy losing and hobbling around squinty-face afterwards. - See, that's just prolonged adolescent angst. When push comes to shove (and it often does), the guy can singlehandedly defeat skyscraper-sized mutant demons, and rip bank vault doors off their hinges and hurl them through concrete. Not to mention that Teh Dark Knight does his fair share of curmudgeonly brooding as well.

hellboy is not satan - Isn't he the son & rightful heir of Satan? That's pretty close to being Satan.

Hellboy is relative of Satan, which probably counts for something. And yes, he's always picking up chunks of castles with which to pulverize horrors, but that just means he's got it easy. I refuse the endorse the horror pounding antics of a phenomenally lucky dimwit, however endearing. I mean, shit, might as well put Goon in the list. Batman, see, Batman is the guy who wins. He has the specific job kicking the ass of the guy who should totally be able to kick his ass. That's like his magic power.

otm

xpost: Just go ahead and arrange the cage match. You know where my money will be.