Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

^^i would do this

I do this as my school bc I never know whether both elevators are working.

Today someone was running for our elevator and I went to push door open and instead pushed door closed and felt terrible.

I am the "never mind" person that balks at a semi-crowded elevator. It's mainly claustrophobia. The more people in an elevator, the more anxious I get, even if there's room.

Don't worry, Jenny--I think "Door close" is a fake button in almost every single elevator.

Yeah, BUT there were a lot of ppl in the elevator and I was really laying on that button to get the door for her so it looked like I was actually trying to close it in her face. My guilt is that I could have opened the door of I pushed the correct button and also I looked like a horrible person.

People who say "i-r-l" irl; etc.

Ha ha. I have started saying "tbh" irl.

tbh in full form isn't much better, but it's a few levels less annoying than starting a sentence with "actually"

I don't care what you do re: elevators so long as you don't take it for only one floor when you appear to be physically able to take the stairs that happen to be right next to the elevator.

(hangs head)

"tbh" is only one less syllable than "to be honest"!

I don't care what you do re: elevators so long as you don't take it for only one floor when you appear to be physically able to take the stairs that happen to be right next to the elevator.

I'm not going to start carrying a cane to make you feel better about my elevator use.

Not to be a bitchorama, but don't assume you know what the health needs of a person are just by looking at him/her.

Sorry, making ppl assumptions about strangers' health and getting indignant based on those assumptions is one of my big pet peeves. Not trying to pick a fight or nothing.

I just like riding empty elevators

I am the "never mind" person that balks at a semi-crowded elevator. It's mainly claustrophobia. The more people in an elevator, the more anxious I get, even if there's room.

oh god me too.

http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/meme-comic-elevator-dancefloor.jpg

lololol

I'll take the elevator one floor sometimes. Depends on how much I've damaged my legs running that week. And for the most part I look able bodied.

I don't understand why I enjoyed that cartoon.

I stopped buggin over able-bodied-looking people taking the elevator one floor b/c like Jenny said, appearances are deceptive, plus really, if an a gold medalist in Olympic stair climbing decides to take the elevator 1 flight up or down, it's no big deal to me.

http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

Ha ha. I have started saying "tbh" irl.

My wife is trying to start "fwiw" as an irl thing, fwiw.

She's actually saying "eff doubleyou eye doubleyou" or pronouncing "fwiw" as a word like Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein?

I don't care what you do re: elevators so long as you don't take it for only one floor when you appear to be physically able to take the stairs that happen to be right next to the elevator.

I thought this was America!

Maybe eff-dub-eye-dub (xp)

Don't we already have enough dubstep subgenres already?

the second "already" was for double the emphasis and/or ruining my joke

Just walked out of a luggage shop because the luggage proprietor kept chasing us around the luggage displays shoving luggage in our faces

i was crossing the street today at a marked intersection and some douchebag who was speeding actually honked at me like i was in his way. it was like "please stop doing this legal thing so i can continue to do my illegal thing."

you were walking and that was california

otm

http://dreamsofperfection.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/5.jpg?w=545&h=407

appalling

She's actually saying "eff doubleyou eye doubleyou" or pronouncing "fwiw" as a word like Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein?

The former!

tell her to stop

Well, I think the point is that it's absurd.

people who pluralize random words because they think they're fucking lolcats ("Oh NOES! Please to be sharpenings my pencil for this exam!")

Calling San Francisco "San Fran" or "Frisco"...it makes me super cringey

San Francisco takes too long to say, change your name city.

>:(

Speaking of San Francisco, about 15 years ago I started hearing people refer to my city, Little Rock, as THE ROCK.

Makes me think of either Alcatraz or that wrestler guy. Please. We don't need to replace two syllables with one just for saving breath and we certainly don't need to macho up the capital city of the 27th largest state in the union.

Some people in Toronto call it "T dot." This is an abbrevation of an abbrevation (T.O.) :(

ugh

We have a new building at work called "Beaver Creek" that I am going to refer to as "the beav"

ha i was just wondering why chicago is nicknamed "chi town" with the "chi" mispronounced as "shy," then i realized if it were pronounced correctly it would essentially code as "shit town"

There is a park here in Sac called Goethe Park. Locals call it "Gatey" Park. wtf

We in the office saw an AP story the other day that abbreviated "Texas" to "Tex." and everyone here got irrationally angry.

"This has to be a mistake!" said my managing editor.

"ksass"

My dad refused to switch to 2 letter state abbreviations.