If you want to be a sandy douche, do it here so you won't ruin other threads.

I once had a threesome with bnw's ex-girlfriend. Does that count?

we watched the neverending story! (true fact: there were people from louisville there!)

it counts as a story I don't ever want to hear, yes

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The Neverending Threesome

jaymc is so lying.

man tour managing is hard work, for serious.

jaymc had a threesome with bnw's ex and chuck schumer

brotisserie with chuck

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Yeah selling those t-shirts seemed pretty rough.

(j/k)

UGH, GOD

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jaymc is so lying.

I'm not, but if you don't want to believe it, that's cool.

She was dating a friend of mine in St. Louis at the time.

touring with a former member of bright eyes did not mean extra combat pay!

it should've.

xpost like you've ever slept with a woman and not cried, jaymc

okay, now that was mean. sorry dude.

Sandy Douche might be a good pseudonym. I write a lot of columns under fake names...this one might be a good temporary replacement for Penelope Parvenu.

don't get all butthurt.

Not so much mean as inscrutable!

to be fair he never mentioned not crying

i'm crying a little now. But in a fun way.

I smoked out with a midget who was a drummer for some band staying at our house. We had like 18 people crashing that night. At least he had some good weed. Or so I said at the time; weed does not really make a difference.

wow i just found out jon lewis's wifey is a good friend of mine from college days, that's sooooooo cool!

xpost kenan are you near a woman?

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Abbott, you have an interesting life.

Something certainly weeps when you sleep with a girl. Or so in my experience with men.

hstencil you're funny when you're mean

Something certainly weeps when you sleep with a girl.

hopefully not your herpes

kenan you're creepy when you post

IS IT THE DICK

hstencil and kenan should smoke each other out and listen to bright eyes

bright eyes, the art garfunkel song

i've gazed into kenan's bright eyes once, and that was plenty.

turn around, bright eyes

romantic

TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES

oh, you're too fast for me

Abbot, that was not meant as insult. I've never even seen a midget drummer.

that's what she said, kenan

iirc, my eyes were none too bright that evening

i looked into kenan's eyes, then left town the next day.

ah, life on the road

but not before eating at that magnolia place and swimming in some amazing cold springs and staying at a days inn.

s'allright. I knew you couldn't stay.

;_;

I don't know any midget drummers, but I know a midget pothead.

On the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
On the road again
Goin' places that I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again,
And I can't wait to get on the road again.

On the road again
Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the world be turnin' our way
And our way
Is on the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again

On the road again
Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the world be turnin' our way
And our way
Is on the road again

Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
And I can't wait to get on the road again

get some midget head

current chicago thread title is fucking gross and i'm sick of seeing it

already have.

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but not before eating at that magnolia place and swimming in some amazing cold springs and staying at a days inn.

Ah that's right, I had a beer with Kenan that night as well. Forgot.

yep. and like every friend i had in austin at the time came out. it was good times.

tour went to hell shortly after.

when you're truckin with ford you're truckin with a friend

AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE ROAD AGAIN