Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Just read that a new jury has to be selected at 'arry's trial after a Guardian journalist tweeted a juror's name. It'll be good to get a few fresh faces in and have a proper go.

wtf

wen u look at the bench there's not a lot theah i just fink we need a few changes u no brian

I read about the reselection on twitter so [citation needed] tbh but I found this:

http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/story.asp?sectioncode=1&storycode=48623&c=1

Use of Twitter has been banned from the tax evasion trial of Harry Redknapp after a journalist named a juror on the social networking site.

The same reporter, who is understood to be a staff journalist with Guardian News and Media, is believed to have also reported the evidence of a witness given under oath when the jury was not present.

Both breaches have resulted in the judge banning the use of Twitter and ‘live text' at the trial and referring the case to the Attorney General, Dominic Grieve.

The Tottenham Hotspur manager had told investigators looking into corruption in the Premier League in 2006 that he was "sick and tired" of suspicion repeatedly falling on him.

A jury heard on Wednesday that he had told Nigel Layton from the firm Quest, which was conducting the investigation into alleged "bungs" associated with Premiership transfers, that a friend had told him: "Harry, I can't believe it's always you. The problem with you is you're named Harry and you have a cockney accent."

"People don't know me," Redknapp had continued, "and I'm getting sick and tired of it … If there's any mud to be thrown I seem to be on the end of it, for some reason."

guardian live blogging anything that moves. tossers.

Oops, maybe a mod better take my last post down as well?

Reporting things happening that the jury can't see is just ... uhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWP-z4O8Ddo&feature=player_embedded

amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing

wtf

Paul Kelso @pkelso
Redknapp told police: "I have a big problem, I can't write. I can't even fill in a team sheet. I write like a 2-year old and can't spell."

Miguel Delaney @MiguelDelaney
Redknapp apparently filled in Assou-Ekotto's name on the Uefa list as 'Benwaar'. That's not a joke.

http://arseblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/spursteamsheet1.png

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58126000/jpg/_58126192_unitedanfie;d.jpg

What's going on in this pic?

kenny's just thrown his boule imo

Cruel of the BBC Football homepage to tease me with - 'Carroll seals move to Olympiakos' headline'. Roy Carroll, Bah!

What on earth is going to happen to him? Next four years of coming on in the 89th minute? I can't think of another case quite like it. Other white elephants have either been old (Shevchenko), proven class (Veron, Torres, Denilson sort of) or crocked (Lentini).

Not that his transition to Premier League life was entirely seamless. At first Evra, his wife, Sandra, who is white, and their son, Lenny, now six, struggled to adapt. The food seemed like rubbish, the weather "a slap in the face" and it took a little time to establish himself in the first team. The sunny, stress-free days back in Monaco when he had startled team-mates by becoming part of Prince Albert's social circle must have appeared a distant mirage.

Would have thought he'd be married to a blind woman.

Love is colourblack

http://www.noporkpies.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Premier-League-Transfer-Spending-2011.jpg

everton's little slice is crazy

I had to zoom in to find it.

If it was net spend Arsenal would probably take their place.

Good ol' Roy
http://www.jmewhyte.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/carroll.bmp

re that graphic: I wonder how many times Everton fits into Torres [/nsfw]

https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23suarezmoments

https://twitter.com/#!/collinsterol/status/162941294900031490

qpr receive bullet in the post for anton ferdinand.

does anton ferdinand own a gun then? Nice gesture if he does.

lone nut stuff tbf

Yeah, needs a few parcel bombs, a la Neil Lennon, before it becomes serious

Couldn't he just have taken it there himself tomorrow?

Someone must be trying to blindmail him into not playing.

Love this guy
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/jan/27/patrice-evra-manchester-united-liverpool

https://twitter.com/#!/mrkennysenior/status/162638238232752129/photo/1

Heh, and iirc deadline day wheeling & dealing is done exclusively by fax too

single handedly keeping those fax companies in business

http://karlrimkus.com/unfrozen1.jpg

'arry in court, yesterday.

unless you're in court you don't pick up the nuances of a case so i don't think it's fair for people to talk about the laughable bullshit inconsistent obvious fucking lies that constitute Arry's defence.

eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you said obne thing but meaqnt another thing imo

Love this guy
One of 25 children?!

thought everyone knew that tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo5qX1Yr-hQ&feature=player_embedded

That's a nice article. I even feel vaguely guilty for passing over it yesterday.

on the harry thing, yeah, i mean, he is gonna be guilty here right? something tells me the tax man doesn't do a day in court unless he's pretty sure.

plus yeah, his defence is basically "ah no lads"

Not sure actually, tax cases are notoriously complicated. He's a charming guy and his defence is that Mandaric had paid the tax, he thought, so I don't think an acquittal is entirely out of the question.

conviction but no jail i'd imagine

IRS Agent: Krusty, this is America. We don't send our celebrities to jail. We're just going to garnish your salary.
Krusty the Clown: You're going to *garnish* my *celery*?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/jan/28/liverpool-andy-carroll-carlos-tevez

lol and such?

Haha, awesome!

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