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No, I'm just talking about tools in general.

would have used my orbital sander and circular saw

See, I don't even know what these things are.

Okay, maybe I have a vague understanding of a circular saw. It's a saw that's, like, in a circle, right?

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Okay, maybe I have a vague understanding of a circular saw. It's a saw that's, like, in a circle, right?

It's a circular blade. It's just a common powersaw.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)

[blank stare]

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rentrain.com/resources/art1-1.gif

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

for years i've wished i had a woodshop. i don't know what i'd do with it other than murder innocent trees but i'd dig woodworking as a hobby.

what's for lunch?

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

I SUDDENLY REALLY HATE YOU, BOTH AS A CONCEPT OF JOHN M CUN, AND AS JOHN IN THE FLESH.

thanks Kenan, I was just going to post that pic right after this hate post.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Once tool manufacture and use became an essential component of the human lifestyle, affecting the amount and quality of food an individual could obtain, tool use may have driven the further evolution of the human hand. Individuals whose hands happened to be better adapted for tool use would tend to be better nourished and to successfully raise more children, who in turn would be likely to inherit their parents' hand morphology.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.osha.gov/SLTC/etools/woodworking/images/orbital_sander.jpg

Orbital sander.

And John? Hello, have you ever been to the Homo Depot on Halstead? It's packed with gay men buying power tools. And hello x2: Christopher Lowell?

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:46 (twenty years ago)

Hey Dan:

http://static.flickr.com/45/135968388_0a8e8d03d1_o.jpg

Now are you impressed? You fucking size queen? You like that, don't you? Yeh.... OH YEH!!

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 6,190,000 for gay carpenter. (0.29 seconds)

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

This guy uses tools:

http://www.officialvillagepeople.com/Pictures/David%20gif%201.gif

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)

hi, i'm otto. i'm a transit nerd.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-0604270327apr27,1,7688139.story?coll=chi-news-hed

Activists fear Circle Line to push past transit plans

By Virginia Groark
Tribune staff reporter
Published April 27, 2006


The Chicago Transit Authority's proposed Circle Line, an ambitious megaproject that would connect all CTA and Metra rail lines, is inching forward, but some community activists worry that its $1 billion price tag may sideline other long-proposed projects.

CTA President Frank Kruesi has called the Circle Line, which would cover six times the area of the Loop "L" system, the "single most important" transit project in the region. But watchdog groups are concerned that the plan, which was first made public four years ago, could take precedence over projects, such as the extension of the Red Line to 130th Street, in transit-poor communities.

The Chicago Area Transportation Study has recommended the Red Line project since the early 1970s, according to Kermit Wies, deputy for planning at the organization.

"It's a dismally underserved area that needs a transportation shot in the arm, and it keeps getting bypassed by other projects," said Michael Evans, associate director of Developing Communities Project, a community organizing group on the Far South Side.

CTA spokeswoman Noelle Gaffney said that's not the case. The CTA is in the process of hiring consultants to do studies on the Red Line extension and two other projects.

"We're moving ahead on all of them," she said. "They're all important."

Congress authorized the projects in a massive transportation bill that was passed last year. But those CTA proposals, along with three others, still must secure federal funds, a lengthy and fiercely competitive process.

CTA officials say they have not prioritized the five projects. But transit watchdogs point to the progress on the Circle Line alternatives analysis study as an indicator that it's at the top of the list.

The agency will hold three public hearings on the Circle Line next week, a required step in the alternative analysis study that began in 2004. Similar studies have not yet begun on the Red Line extension and two other projects: the extension of the Orange Line to Ford City shopping center and the Yellow Line to Old Orchard shopping center.

"Essentially what's happened is this great brainstorm child of the CTA has leapfrogged ahead of existing unfunded and unaddressed capital priorities to become the new megaproject goal," said Jacqueline Leavy, executive director of the Neighborhood Capital Budget Group, a civic watchdog organization.

But Gaffney said the CTA started the studies on the Circle Line and one other proposal before the others because they are more complicated projects.

"Not everything operates on a parallel track," she said.

If built, the Circle Line would cover a region bordered by Pershing Road on the south, Fullerton Parkway on the north, Western Avenue on the west and Lake Michigan on the east.

A preliminary plan outlined a three-phase project, the first of which was accomplished with the recent rehabilitation of the Paulina Connector, a 3/4-mile stretch of elevated track that runs parallel to, and just west of, Ashland Avenue. Though the connector had been used recently to reposition equipment, it will be used for passenger service in June when the Pink Line goes into service.

In the second phase, a 1.5-mile link of new elevated track would be built to connect the 54/Cermak branch of the Blue Line near Cermak and Ashland with the Orange Line's Ashland/Archer station.

The third phase would be a 3.35-mile link of new track that connects the Paulina Connector with the O'Hare Blue Line at Division and the Red Line at North/Clybourn. The existing elevated stretch of the Brown Line between the Sedgwick and Armitage stations would be rerouted to a new "super station" at North/Clybourn that also would serve the Red and Circle Lines.

CTA officials believe the plan would shorten travel times and improve connections. Riders could transfer to other lines and Metra routes without having to travel all the way into the Loop.

Evans believes the Circle Line will be built because it has political backing. But his group wants to make sure the Red Line project isn't ignored.

So the organization has been holding community meetings and this week traveled to Springfield to meet with legislators.

"The Circle Line's going to get done no matter how people feel about it," he said. "Let's face it. It's a showpiece. Sure it's going to make a difference. It's saying we are the best to the other cities.

"But servicing your people, the ones that are most displaced, that's saying we care about what's happening," he added. "That's the stance they should be taking right now."

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

Before I read this, I just want you to know that I too am a transit nerd. So if you ever want to share transit info, talk to me. I actually took a pic of the sign announcing the circle-line meeting so I would remember to look up info on it.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Why do I read Chicagoist? That "review" of Ra1nbo Room rubs me wrong.

jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:59 (twenty years ago)

my ex-roommate used to make fun of me because of my weird preoccupation with transit. but that didn't stop her from calling me a hundred times looking for a route when she was here two weeks back.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:01 (twenty years ago)

Count me as a transit nerd, too. Shit is vital.

Go circle line!

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:02 (twenty years ago)

I love sitting in the front car and watching the conductor do her work. I wish my train would derail. I wish it would stall so I could walk on the tracks.

I love airports and airliners too.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:04 (twenty years ago)

I was at a meeting, but now I'm back. I also enjoy amateur carpentry, but man, Jesse has me beat on many levels. A sander! That's awesome. The best present my parents ever gave me when I was a kid was a little carpentry set. I LOVED IT.

I don't read Chicagoist because of their irritating (and enforced from above?)writing style. I can't dig it.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

i just got off the phone with my cable tv tech support. i am afraid that the cable guy is going to fuck me in the ass.

Juulia (julesbdules), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:08 (twenty years ago)

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200303/tng-109-tasha-and-the-edo-medi/320x240.jpg

"Count me as a transit nerd, too. Shit is vital.

Go circle line! "

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:09 (twenty years ago)

And John? Hello, have you ever been to the Homo Depot on Halstead? It's packed with gay men buying power tools. And hello x2: Christopher Lowell?

I went there once to make a spare key. The amount of time I have spent in hardware stores in my entire lifetime probably adds up to no more than a few hours.

Who's Christopher Lowell?

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:10 (twenty years ago)

seriously though, what's for lunch?

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:11 (twenty years ago)

crude doesn't work for me all that much.

i have to have a cable guy come out again because my tv is messed up and the fees are insane if the cause is anything but the wiring. argh.

Juulia (julesbdules), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:11 (twenty years ago)

Why is Wesley hanging out with eunuchs?

xpost Please do not have anal congress with strangers. This is good advice anytime.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

it's 50 just for him to come out, and then 35 for every half hour (if the wiring isn't the cause of my tv woes). so i guess it would be wallet fucking, really. i don't want some strange man to fuck my wallet.

Juulia (julesbdules), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, the irritating, forced snarkiness of all those types of sites gets to me. It is worth checking from time to time for events/shows I might have missed since I don't always get a chance to grab a Reader.

xpost

jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

Christopher Lowell is a man on HGTV who has been known to use power tools

http://www.murphybedsdirect.com/images/Misc/ChristopherLowell.jpg

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

seriously though, what's for lunch?

I do believe I will be making another trip to the cafeteria today, for that institutional Sysco flavor that I crave so very much.

it's 50 just for him to come out, and then 35 for every half hour

For that, you should at least get some anal sex out of it.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg

I refuse to believe that this man is gay.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

I made my lunch today. I coated Chicken tenderloins with powdered cheese, chives, paprika and smoked salt and sauteed that shit. Served with chopped spinach w/ mushrooms (frozen) and french fries (frozen) w/ olive oil and rosemary with a side of Srirachi mayo. Yum.

(why is Chicken capitalized?)

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg

"For that, you should at least get some anal sex out of it."

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)

I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm confident that my gay cousin who hosts that one Queer Eye knock-off show is pretty handy with power tools.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)

http://memory-alpha.org/en/images/0/0b/Obrien_defends_with_phaser.jpg
"I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm confident that my gay cousin who hosts that one Queer Eye knock-off show is pretty handy with power tools."

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:24 (twenty years ago)

JW - I don't get that one. Also, get a new shtick.

I'll be further butching things up by installing this device:

http://www.fluidmaster.com/images/555c_product_image.jpg

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)

(why is Chicken capitalized?)

Because it's... Chicken.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

http://annika.mu.nu/odo.jpg
"I don't get that one. Also, get a new shtick."

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

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Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

I like how Jesse tells Jon to get a new shtick and then suddenly assumes Jon's shtick circa 2004.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

http://thetrolls.homestead.com/files/chris.jpg

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.durfee.net/startrek/images/TNG185.jpg
"I like how Jesse tells Jon to get a new shtick and then suddenly assumes Jon's shtick circa 2004."

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

I hate everyone who has posted in the last 10 minutes, including myself of course. Mostly myself.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:36 (twenty years ago)

STOP THAT, ALL OF YOU. Or the thread will be unreadable. I'm going away to do lots of work this aftneroon and when I come back in here late this evening I want your thread SPIC AND SPAN. Do you understand?

Jesse, you do not qualify as the spic.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:37 (twenty years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/chris.jpg

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg
"I once knew a Spic who spanned thiiiis long"

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:40 (twenty years ago)

I had a baguette + spicy hummus from the grocery store for lunch. And I found some Gates BBQ sauce, so dinner tonight is going to be awesome.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:44 (twenty years ago)

I had fried catfish (terrible), mashed potatoes and gravy (passable), and collard greens (delish).

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:47 (twenty years ago)

And this, ladies and gentlecunts, is the shelf.

http://static.flickr.com/48/135992757_3e3a9edf32.jpg

It looks a little better in person.

John--under the window? That's a box that holds a mitre box!

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Cafeteria catfish, huh?

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

This is the only Mitre I've ever heard of:

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/sportsautosttm/Baseball%20Scans/mitre.JPG

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:53 (twenty years ago)


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