The bottom line is you’re banned, and when you’re the one walking up the street trying to get a coffee and can’t- it’s going to be your own fault.
― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link
well his name is phil after all
― mazzy deathstarr (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link
Within a few weeks we will be moving to a spot on the same block, we also have some of Melbourne’s hottest and hippest artists literally cueing up to get their stuff on the walls.
And with the menus themed around street art like ‘Reka Ribs’ ‘Perks Pizza’ ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ it’s no wonder.
These guys are trollin, rite?
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link
amazing
― ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:49 (twelve years ago) link
I love the "ppl who go to the Black Cat will come to us bc we have ART!"
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:49 (twelve years ago) link
Daren Duncan22 January 2012 at 7:44 pm
Here here Brian.What’s wrong with these people? I for one shall be sticking to Melbourne institutions like Black Cat and The Fitz. They might not have street art, but they have great coffee and great food and they don’t mind me pulling out the iPhone to do a little food blogging.
…..And I’ve never been given a free coffee :(
Just kidding.
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Phil H 22 January 2012 at 8:38 pm
Darren,
“and they don’t mind me pulling out the iPhone to do a little food blogging.”
To be fair you don’t sound like the sort of person that will be welcome at Stencil.
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― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:49 (twelve years ago) link
"fuck off out of our shop" is an intriguing retail strategy
― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:50 (twelve years ago) link
i want invader involtini
― ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:50 (twelve years ago) link
we also have some of Melbourne’s hottest and hippest artists literally cueing up to get their stuff on the walls.
LITERALLY
― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link
He keeps going on about free coffee. I think he really IS trolling! Weird.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link
by stuff they mean poo
― ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:53 (twelve years ago) link
literally cueing up
aspiring artists, yesterday
http://www.twcues.co.uk/img/twcues-specialist-pic.jpg
― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link
maybe "free coffee" is code for 'bumps of coke'
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link
the next banksy
http://i.imgur.com/mK4ey.jpg
― ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:56 (twelve years ago) link
"spray cans" of Coke is killing me.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:56 (twelve years ago) link
and "I just wanted to let all our fans know that our words were taken out of context." should be the ILE board descrip.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link
Simon24 January 2012 at 3:50 pm
from their FB page:
We’re looking for funky street artists who want to put their work on the walls or even do some design work [we might even be able to sort out some some paint or coffee for your troubles!]
Which I find quite disturbing because they are essentially taking advantage of street artists trying to get free design work.
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― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 05:38 (twelve years ago) link
yo h-man are u rothering?
feel like i could be down for dis
― 'Goldwater Republican' (euphemism) (haitch), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 08:02 (twelve years ago) link
i'm goin too... fap in order!
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 08:37 (twelve years ago) link
~~fappenin is happenin~~
― 'Goldwater Republican' (euphemism) (haitch), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 09:52 (twelve years ago) link
pizza twice in a week geez. not crust this time tho because and I quote "our oven is broken sorry" !?
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:13 (twelve years ago) link
phil h, inventor of coffee― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 3:48 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkwell his name is phil after all― mazzy deathstarr (electricsound), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 3:48 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― mazzy deathstarr (electricsound), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 3:48 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Can you fucking curtain-twitching busybodies LEAVE the government names out of it?
Enough already.
― Born To Meat Pie (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:19 (twelve years ago) link
lololo
― ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:20 (twelve years ago) link
hawww
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:23 (twelve years ago) link
btw, phil h does it again:
http://indolentdandy.net/fitzroyalty/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/stencilposter.jpg
― Born To Meat Pie (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:26 (twelve years ago) link
oh hai lets blame grilld: http://indolentdandy.net/fitzroyalty/2012/01/24/stencil-cafe-fitzroyalty-libel-fraud-bribery-and-the-ethics-of-hyperlocal-journalism/#more-10883
― Born To Meat Pie (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:29 (twelve years ago) link
^^ that is amazing
― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:55 (twelve years ago) link
not crust this time tho because and I quote "our oven is broken sorry" !?
tbf that is a good excuse, you don't want a sac of uncooked dough and raw foodstuffs on ur doorstep now do you
― 'Goldwater Republican' (euphemism) (haitch), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:00 (twelve years ago) link
cosign on the stencil thing, it just keeps getting better
― 'Goldwater Republican' (euphemism) (haitch), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:05 (twelve years ago) link
!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!
It’s going to become a Fitzroy institution according to the brand new Fitzroyaltyblog at fitzroyaltyblog.wordpress.com
― Born To Meat Pie (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:15 (twelve years ago) link
Jesus kerrrrrrist
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago) link
reeeeeeally starting to think this is a gasp-style manoeuvre tbh
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link
Holy shit this whole kerfuffle is the best.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link
I am now waiting for the "lol we trolled u guys good and u all fell for it like the FASCISTS you are" conclusion from "Phil".
APRIL PHIL U GUIZE
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
TBF, reading some of the other stuff on that site, the Fitzroyalty guy himself comes across as a bit of a nob sometimes.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link
Like, there's one kerfuffle where someone rather politely, I thought, apologuised for something, politely asked for a post to be removed and made it clear it was a private email and he was all LOL MY SITE MY RULES U CANT ASK ME TO DELETE SHIT OH PS FUCK OFF which was a bit :/
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago) link
oh he's def a tosser
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link
I'm suddenly reminded of a certain someone else I know who wanted to sue people over being banned from a cafe over a chai tea wankfest...
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 00:08 (twelve years ago) link
it was a shitty cafe tbf
― ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link
Tru dat. Is it still even going?
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link
nfi as i don't walk past it no more.. but yelp seems to think so
― ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link
Yer I havent been up the RMIT end of that street in fnages. I havent even seen the new Doyle-er-iffic tramstops. Maybe I should scoot up to MelbCent after work.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link
they suck
― ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link
i prefer them to the separated lanes further up swanston, tbh
― 'Goldwater Republican' (euphemism) (haitch), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
I like them
― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link
A range of views there. Join us next week, on MongPanel, for another robust debate.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link
okay look, as long as peds look for bikes and bikes stop for trams I don't see a problem with them. imo once the whole of swanston st has been rebuilt (albeit alternate blocks only) it'll make loads more sense.
― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
the one i get off made my walk to work more annoying, that's why i don't like it. as for its functionality i care not either way
― ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link
get off at*