Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

"Monaco account not in Redknapp's name. Was called "Rosie 47". Prosecution say this was combination of his dog's name and his year of birth"

That's an unusually old dog.

lol Spurs, that was your chance to get shot of Bentley

spent far too long trying to construct a Bentley joek when I saw that earlier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdO733POGDY

Bentley? Bollocks

We did try to tell about that guy, but would you listen?

worst part may be how clever Werner must have thought he was by using the word brilliant

IME it is common practice for limey hacks to randomly substitute britishisms into "direct" quotations from americans

then why didn't they change trash cans to rubbish bins?

i thought carlos cuellar would have been inside that bus to handball the shot off the bus

player ay the year, now he's a cheating bus steward

actual lols at that video. <3 u Japan

how do you guys rate leon britton?

On 17 January 2012, it was revealed Britton had the highest pass completion rate in world football to that point in the 2011/12 season (93.3% accuracy); better than Spain's Xavi (93.0%). However, it should be noted Britton attempted 703 fewer passes than the Barcelona player, and played two more games. Britton is the only creative player in Premier League history to register a perfect game with a 100% pass success rate.

At least one ILF irregular with a not-at-all distinctive posting style is a fan: ILF Heroes: Leon Britton, the Swansea Silkworm

http://h11.abload.de/img/kkkultv1k20.gif

omg

xp That thread makes him sound ultra-conservative in his use of the ball but within the context of the English game, I think Britton's fun to watch for the way he'll dribble into tighter and tighter pockets of space, including backward toward his own goal if necessary, until he can find an outlet to the flanks. Great close control, never 'gets rid'. Not a creator or anything though.

It isn't funny because it's true xp

Aw, what - Balotelli charged, faces four-match ban. My ff team can't take this nonsense.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/23/article-2090519-116B6080000005DC-498_634x455.jpg

elvis costello has really let himself go

fuck off

clearly bill nighy

Watching the Balotelli stamp over and over just now - I'm really not sure about it tbh. Sometimes it looks awful, sometimes a clumsy accident.

it's pretty clearly on purpose. he didn't know he was going to hit his head tho, which is about the most charitable thing you can say for it.

i was convinced by g neville that it was a pretty unnatural motion for someone off balance.

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lololol Liverpool supposedly are going to bid on Texeira, Urugayan striker from FC Groningen. He's horrible lol.

you sure you don't mean this, v. v. promising player http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Teixeira

No, lol, I/Liverpool mean David Texeira. Confirmed by Grobbelaar, Liverpool flew to Holland today to arrange the deal supposedly. Lawllll, it's like Man United signing Heskey now.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/db/David_Texeira.jpg

Liverpool legend Bruce Grobbelaar has told talkSPORT he believes the club are on the verge of signing a new striker.

With Luis Suarez banned until mid-February, Andy Carroll out-of-form and Dirk Kuyt without a goal since May, the Reds have struggled to score, culminating in a 0-0 draw with Stoke.

But the goalkeeper, who won a European cup and six league titles with the club, understands a new forward will be arriving at Anfield shortly.

“There are two strikers [Liverpool are interested in],” said Grobbelaar. “I know that [Kenny Dalglish] is looking at a South American striker who is playing in Holland and I know that he’s quite close in getting another striker.

“I’m not going to be the one to actually tell you who, but I’m sure that the striker will be arriving soon.”

2011–2012 Groningen 21 (17)

I'm willing to believe you can score in the Eredivisie w/o being a future world-beater but this looks decent to me?

oh n/m, looks like his Wikipedia page has been edited 30 times in the last day, prob due to the Liverpool link. lol at LFC fans trying to heighten expectations, though.

more likely to be everton fans, come on.

do we have a rolling tactics thread?

http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/serieaaaaargh/archive/2012/01/23/three-once-again-the-magic-number-for-serie-a-defences.aspx

also lol at the url

we sure do

^433rd new answer, will be replaced soon by 442 and, in time, 451 ~makes u think~

why arent lfc trying v hard to sign a pacy winger and otoh sell a stodgy midfielder (or two)

why aren't spurs trimming dos santos (ok this may be imminent tbf) pienaar, kranjcar?

where's the common sense these days?

how many wite british pacy wingers are there who liv could buy

jarvis?

liverpool being heavily linked with usa youngster juan agudelo too, at least over here

kightly?

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no messin, kightly the last day even looked a player could do more for lfc than eg adam or yon lad from sundlund

xp!

i lolled at the thought of mcgeady there, but fuckit the guy stretches the opposition defence at least, would be something difft?

I didn't see the much-maligned setup vs stoke, was it a back three with enrique/johnson flanking? Might be worth a run, that.

aiden is having a fun time at spartak tho

xp. yep. baffled by it, but the back 3 wasn't really the problem tbh, we were just clueless in attack (although could've taken one of them off in the 2nd half when it was clear we were fucked).

xposts. i believe juan agudelo was just training with the squad. don't think a transfer is on the cards.

no, i can see a back three and wingbacks suiting the personnel available alright, but it won't come together in only one or two matches.

Kights is starting to look like a proper Prem winger altho it's hard to tell whether anybody in Wolves can play while nobhead is in charge. really quite surprised McCarthy's still in a job tonight, this "stand by your manager no matter how shit" trend is painful tbh