Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

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I can't believe you can't believe that

― banterdict cumberswag (cozen), Sunday, 22 January 2012 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

mertesacker too tall to bother jumping wtf

― waning white energy (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 January 2012 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

Glad I spared myself that tbh.

― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 22 January 2012 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

arshavin can go get fucked

― banterdict cumberswag (cozen), Sunday, 22 January 2012 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

Two-horse race now?

― Woucher! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 22 January 2012 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

one

― waning white energy (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 January 2012 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

Was Rooney crocked at the end?

― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 22 January 2012 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

Yup

― Woucher! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 22 January 2012 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

wenger out

i expected 0 points but fucking hell man, wenger out

― Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 22 January 2012 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

think mccarthy is more deserving of a job atm

― Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 22 January 2012 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

job swap

― waning white energy (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 January 2012 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

Really gutless from Arsenal but terrible terrible defending from both teams.

Surprised there wasn't more lolling at the Valencia miss, especially Fergie nearly spitting his chewing gum out in reaction.

― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 January 2012 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

my dad mooted Wenger as a replacement for McCarthy but i pointed out to him our main priority is getting the defence sorted

― summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 January 2012 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

Gorblimey, is 'Arry abaht to go dahn?

― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Monday, 23 January 2012 11:16 (fourteen years ago)

is there a hashtag to follow the trial?

― Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 January 2012 11:26 (fourteen years ago)

#hmrcare'avinarealgo

― James Mitchell, Monday, 23 January 2012 11:33 (fourteen years ago)

#buyingplayersoutasuitcasedahnabackstreetcorblimey

― waning white energy (darraghmac), Monday, 23 January 2012 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

the most successful English manager in the modern game, having led Portsmouth to FA Cup success and Spurs to last season's Uefa Champions League quarter-finals.

― ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Monday, 23 January 2012 12:52 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i was gonna lol-quote that bit

― summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 January 2012 12:52 (fourteen years ago)

maybe bring it up in the context of "England shd have an English manager" debates

― summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 January 2012 12:53 (fourteen years ago)

General consensus in pub last night was hefty fine + slap on hand for 'Arry. And no chance of the England job.

― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Monday, 23 January 2012 12:54 (fourteen years ago)

Presumably Wilkinson's Leeds weren't part of the modern game. Or Shteve's Twente.

― ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Monday, 23 January 2012 12:54 (fourteen years ago)

As in the FA won't ask him... but then Venables 'ad it away on his toes, ditn't he? (xp)

― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Monday, 23 January 2012 12:55 (fourteen years ago)

i think any kind of conviction wd have ruled Arry out of the England job 10 years ago. nowadays, i'm not 100 percent certain.

― summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 January 2012 12:59 (fourteen years ago)

Desperate times etc

― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Monday, 23 January 2012 13:01 (fourteen years ago)

irrelevant fines

― waning white energy (darraghmac), Monday, 23 January 2012 13:37 (fourteen years ago)

PAAAAAAAV

― waning white energy (darraghmac), Monday, 23 January 2012 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

When John Henry and Tom Werner were informed about Liverpool FC’s interest in Stewart Downing last summer they turned to the internet to find out more.
The Reds’ principal owner and chairman stumbled across a video on YouTube which grabbed their attention.
“There was some footage of Stewart where he is, from 30 yards away, kicking a football into five different trash cans and it’s brilliant,” Werner recalled.
“John and I said: ‘Oh my god, this player is brilliant, we’ve got to figure out a way to make a deal with him’.”
The American duo later discovered the footage had been doctored but the excitement at Downing’s arrival remained.

http://www.liverpooldailypost.co.uk/sport/liverpool-fc/liverpool-fc-news/2012/01/21/stewart-downing-will-be-a-star-for-liverpool-fc-says-kenny-dalglish-100252-30167724/

― James Mitchell, Monday, 23 January 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

jesus

― mizzell, Monday, 23 January 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

worst part may be how clever Werner must have thought he was by using the word brilliant

― mizzell, Monday, 23 January 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

LOL Yanks

― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Monday, 23 January 2012 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCuS7OyLRCs

― long duk dan (dan m), Monday, 23 January 2012 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

bring back hicks and gillett

― Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 January 2012 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

"Monaco account not in Redknapp's name. Was called "Rosie 47". Prosecution say this was combination of his dog's name and his year of birth"

― Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 January 2012 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

That's an unusually old dog.

― Tim, Monday, 23 January 2012 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

lol Spurs, that was your chance to get shot of Bentley

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 23 January 2012 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

spent far too long trying to construct a Bentley joek when I saw that earlier

― Touched By Angel Rangel (DJ Mencap), Monday, 23 January 2012 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdO733POGDY

Bentley? Bollocks

― summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 January 2012 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

We did try to tell about that guy, but would you listen?

― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Monday, 23 January 2012 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

worst part may be how clever Werner must have thought he was by using the word brilliant

IME it is common practice for limey hacks to randomly substitute britishisms into "direct" quotations from americans

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2012 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

then why didn't they change trash cans to rubbish bins?

― mizzell, Monday, 23 January 2012 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

i thought carlos cuellar would have been inside that bus to handball the shot off the bus

― Alan Shearer (ken c), Monday, 23 January 2012 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

player ay the year, now he's a cheating bus steward

― ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Monday, 23 January 2012 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

actual lols at that video. <3 u Japan

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 23 January 2012 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

how do you guys rate leon britton?

On 17 January 2012, it was revealed Britton had the highest pass completion rate in world football to that point in the 2011/12 season (93.3% accuracy); better than Spain's Xavi (93.0%). However, it should be noted Britton attempted 703 fewer passes than the Barcelona player, and played two more games. Britton is the only creative player in Premier League history to register a perfect game with a 100% pass success rate.

― mizzell, Monday, 23 January 2012 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

At least one ILF irregular with a not-at-all distinctive posting style is a fan: ILF Heroes: Leon Britton, the Swansea Silkworm

― boxall, Monday, 23 January 2012 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://h11.abload.de/img/kkkultv1k20.gif

― banterdict cumberswag (cozen), Monday, 23 January 2012 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

omg

― long duk dan (dan m), Monday, 23 January 2012 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

xp That thread makes him sound ultra-conservative in his use of the ball but within the context of the English game, I think Britton's fun to watch for the way he'll dribble into tighter and tighter pockets of space, including backward toward his own goal if necessary, until he can find an outlet to the flanks. Great close control, never 'gets rid'. Not a creator or anything though.

― boxall, Monday, 23 January 2012 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

It isn't funny because it's true xp

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 23 January 2012 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

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