Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Again, a more technical replacement for a Jose signing? They really are trying to build the team around Torres and the Spanish, which is lol.

In fairness it's only lol because Torres is the top of it. There's the makings of an excellent Spanish-style midfield in there somewhere.

hey Tim Cahill scored finally

Off a Fellaini handball.

yeah, was farcical. PRob looked as much like a beached whale defending it as any GK I've seen too.

Again, a more technical replacement for a Jose signing? They really are trying to build the team around Torres and the Spanish, which is lol.

In fairness it's only lol because Torres is the top of it. There's the makings of an excellent Spanish-style midfield in there somewhere.

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otm but it is still a sizeable joke

Lovely strike by Guthrie, 1-0 Newcastle. Some wild wind at the Cottage today, a couple of passes have veered off course then crazily lashed into the stands.

Bob Keane with a smart finish; not sure why I didn't put money on that

filthy foreigner Andrej Johnson waving an imaginary card after Santon hauled him down as last man just before half time; conduct not remarked on by the commentary

1-1 after Santon fouled Duff, probably just outside the box but you can't really complain imo

2-1 Fulham while I was off getting a drink, pah

3-1, Deuce, unchallenged run through the middle (actually quite well worked, long punt notwithstanding)

Another penalty to Fulham!

4-1, Bobby Z

Newcastle were winning this about fifteen minutes ago

Is 'Deuce' catching on in Britain? Thought it was just an American fan nickname tbh.

4.07-4.25pm according to the oft-tardy BBC text thingy

lol

I've only heard Deuce on here tbf. Some kind of graffiti tag aiui?

it's his mc handle

That career's not much further along than Babel's or Drenthe's, as far as I know.

don't tread

everton just totally flubbed one and blackburn tied it

Blackburn have leveled in a very shambolic fashion btw xp.

Pacifism's Karl Henry off for a casual backheel on the chest of a prone 70s Winger Marc Albrighton

Dagenham and Redbridge's Ogogo just got an OG.

!

deuce's career has a lot of promise, imo, cause he could use the word Nacogdoches a lot. and that is a cool word.

Bob Keane with a thunderbolt in off the bar

dayung

4-2 just now; Newcastle also had an offside goal a few mins ago that I at least thought should've been given as the ball through seemed to be from a defender's leg.

damn you Ben Arthur

Deuce hattrick, 5-2

Woop!

thrice in one game is more than ample

Bob Keane 1.5 inches away from a hat trick from 25 yards

I guess Newcastle can manage without one Taylor in their backline but not both?

Are there more misses penalties this season then usual? Or do they just stick out more?

8 minutes stoppage time at Molineux on account of Frimpong having got stretchered off after getting kicked in the head

The penalty conversion rate is far, far lower than usual this year yeah, not sure if optajoe has spat out the latest numbers yet

Wolves still have time to win 4-3 and maybe fire in a few more set piece goals for laffs after that

two cracking goals from sunderland today

Deuce is wild

Oft-tardy Liverpool fan on the oft-tardy BBC blog:

From Wnek, Liverpool fan, via text: "I am really starting to worry that Liverpool might be slowly fading away into mediocrity. These games are some of the most important in the club's history."

Oh ffs - I thought this one at least would be winnable.

Bolton will collapse. No need to fret.

Trolololton!

1752: More Emmanuel Frimpong news now, and it isn't good. According to BBC WM, Wolves' on-loan midfielder has fractured a cheekbone and will be out for three months.

Kenny out.

From Jim, a disgruntled Liverpool fan, via text: "£100m+ spent and no improvement in results. Time to get Rafa Benitez back."

Liverpool *have* faded into mediocrity but these are not even remotely the most important games in the club's history.

even Reo-Coker scored

Rafa back is going to happen at some point