you mean bcz it finishes Newt?
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:11 (fourteen years ago)
The circumstances under which I write this are beyond horrible, I get it. It sucks that Gov. Perry is in this position. It sucks that the people of IA, NH, and now SC, have ignored the record of an outstanding governor and true blue conservative. It sucks that people have relied on shallow criteria for selecting a nominee.
shallow criteria like "ability to remember platform"
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:14 (fourteen years ago)
"cogent articulation of opinions"
― rocognise gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:15 (fourteen years ago)
"demonstrable problem-solving ability"
― rocognise gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:16 (fourteen years ago)
there's something sorta tragic about the whole perry story, like he was the kid picked to stand up to the bully at school and on his way up to challenge him he trips on his shoelace and breaks his arm. in front of the girl he likes. (the girl he likes is america.)
― iatee, Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:18 (fourteen years ago)
ha
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:20 (fourteen years ago)
"not starting international incident with NATO ally"
― Famous porn scenes like "shake that bear" (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:20 (fourteen years ago)
I honestly thought he was a lock because 'too stupid for the GOP' didn't really make sense as a concept. but it exists!
― iatee, Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:21 (fourteen years ago)
I'm not too sure the America likes is a girl or boy if you know what I mean (nudge nudge).
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:24 (fourteen years ago)
Honestly I thought he had a good chance due to his general corruption and the weakened campaign finance laws.
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:26 (fourteen years ago)
I thought he might have a chance until I found out ppl in Texas thought he was dumber than W
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:27 (fourteen years ago)
Be sure to check out the commenters on that RedState link. The ones with tears in their eyes are my favorites.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:27 (fourteen years ago)
man I am getting in all of my schadenfreude while I can
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:31 (fourteen years ago)
Remember we still have a SantorumQuits.png to come.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:32 (fourteen years ago)
Most of those saddened Perry supporters seem to be moving on to their #2 -- Gingrich, not Santorum. Seems to me they might prefer Rick, but what do I know?
― Oops, just a little Santorum surge... (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)
Oh joy!:
I’m told reliably that Governor Perry will head up a 10th Amendment project for Speaker Gingrich to rally Governors and state legislators toward a plan of devolving power from Washington. This project will include helping shape the Republican platform for the general election, something small government conservatives have been concerned about.
"Yes, go do your project, yes. Far away from me."
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:10 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm told reliably" - really?
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:12 (fourteen years ago)
It's Erickson, who has been happily shilling for Perry all this time -- it's likely true.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:14 (fourteen years ago)
The link also says that Perry will campaign for Gingrich in Texas. I presume Newt is trolling. "You've made a fool of yourself nationally -- complete the job at home!"
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
I'm being a grammar dick
Telling someone something reliably isn't the same as being told something by a reliable source; the former actually means that you can count on being told something given some unspecified condition
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
speaking of schadenfreude, his exwife's interview could fatally damage Newty
― demolition with discretion (m coleman), Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:31 (fourteen years ago)
it's more just a part of the big picture 'being newt gingrich has fatally damaged newt gingrich'
― iatee, Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:32 (fourteen years ago)
http://designrfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/photo-manipulation-tutorials-27.jpg
― demolition with discretion (m coleman), Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:34 (fourteen years ago)
things gettin dirty!
― “How you like that, Mr. Hitler!” (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:38 (fourteen years ago)
rooting for newt to have his inevitable on-air meltdown in tonight's debate
― demolition with discretion (m coleman), Tuesday, January 17, 2012 12:59 AM (2 days ago)
stakes keep gettin higher & higher
― demolition with discretion (m coleman), Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:38 (fourteen years ago)
I can think of few things more horrifying than a sex-triangle arrangement centered around newty
― “How you like that, Mr. Hitler!” (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:39 (fourteen years ago)
but Newt's got all the angles NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:40 (fourteen years ago)
newt we hardly knew ye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1sbWscnAuc
― demolition with discretion (m coleman), Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:41 (fourteen years ago)
it's funny, "open marriage" is so late 60s/early 70s newt's a closet swinger
― demolition with discretion (m coleman), Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:43 (fourteen years ago)
Newt's got an interesting drug alright
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:44 (fourteen years ago)
I'm calling Citation Needed on snob.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:53 (fourteen years ago)
Bah, wrong thread.
Keats and Yeats are on your side but I've got Perry on mine
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
Frankly Mr RomneyThis position you've felt...
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:01 (fourteen years ago)
The more you ignore PaulThe closer he'll get
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:09 (fourteen years ago)
He was a sweet and tender SantorumSantorumAnd he swore that he'd never ever ever ever ever ever do it againAt least not until the next time
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:14 (fourteen years ago)
willard, it was really nothing
― iatee, Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:14 (fourteen years ago)
oh god I am looking at pictures of Callista Gingrinch now and am scared
she looks like a 55-60 year old woman who has had too much plastic surgery
she is 45 years old
― mh, Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:21 (fourteen years ago)
http://media.salon.com/2011/05/how_is_callista_gingrich_part_of_my_generation-460x307.jpg
― iatee, Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:22 (fourteen years ago)
ahhhh jesus
― mh, Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:24 (fourteen years ago)
she is the scariest
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:24 (fourteen years ago)
fivethirtyeight Nate Silver Gingrich also ahead of Romney in PPP's tracking. We're going to run a new SC forecast soon; Newt may be ahead. bit.ly/z4iEVT59 seconds ago
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:25 (fourteen years ago)
if you told me that lady was 65 I'd believe you
― iatee, Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:25 (fourteen years ago)
http://d3uwin5q170wpc.cloudfront.net/photo/64223_700.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
kinda looks like roger ebert there
― iatee, Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
She reminds me so much of the KITH Chicken Lady it's scary.
― Famous porn scenes like "shake that bear" (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
Holy hell, 45?!?!?!?!
― Oops, just a little Santorum surge... (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:28 (fourteen years ago)
http://blog.holidays.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/11042007.jpg
― Famous porn scenes like "shake that bear" (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
otm
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:30 (fourteen years ago)
"He has said before, privately and publicly, that he regrets any pain he may have caused in the past to people he loves."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:47 (fourteen years ago)