WHO THE FUCK READS THE DAILY EXPRESS?

A bit of GISing reveals that it says "5p cheaper than the Daily Mail and ten times better".

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A positive weather final solution.

FREEZING
WEATHER
KILL BILL (DVD free this Sunday!)

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RIP Positive Weather Solutions. They're now quoting the Met Office and something called Netweather.

Also: where did Gary Speed and his wife row to?

god, james, i was just about to make the same exact dad joek...

bbbbut... it's called ICELAND!!! Britain can't be colder! Global Warming my eye! etc. etc. etc.

Netweather lists Michael Fish as a forecaster. Bit of previous there...

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Netweather forecaster Paul Michaelwhite said: “The cold spell is in full swing, with ever-deepening cold across the UK. Many regions are barely squeezing above freezing, and feeling colder in brisk easterly winds.

“Lows of -6C to -8C will not be uncommon, with rural spots potentially colder.”

squeezing the freezing

Are they annoyed it has cost £2m? Maybe they shouldn't have had her on the front page for so many years?

I'm not surprised Britain's colder than Iceland - people keep leaving the freezer doors open in there.

nice to see the express editor is clearly no longer obsessed with maddy

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Something about how even a broken newspaper is right once a year?

-12°? What is this PC-European-elf'n'safetygonemad celsius bollocks? Time was the Express would crusade for our metric martyrs.

It's not "minus" in Farenheit, so it's not that emotive "Below freezing"...

oh shit one person died taking ecstasy in 10 years. parents, everywhere, shit just got real!

Below zero, dude, not below freezing. Water will still freeze outside if your thermometer's old.

So if I buy a new thermometer, water will not freeze?

oh shit one person died taking ecstasy in 10 years. parents, everywhere, shit just got real!

I hear that once a 16-year old died in a car accident too.

so hard to be 16 these days

Ecstasy deaths not as low as you'd think, though not as high as scaremongers would have you believe.

I think the occasional reporting of such tragedies can be useful - not that I think for a second that the Express would do so in the right manner.

So if I buy a new thermometer, water will not freeze?

― Mark G, Friday, February 3, 2012 10:59 AM (40 minutes ago)

Buy one that's marked in degrees Kelvin, then the temperature will never go below zero, so water will not freeze!

Good point about Ecstasy deaths, there are many more than some people realise, although I'd like to know how many are from a cocktail situation, or even from the 'ecstasy' taken not being MDMA.

So if I buy a new thermometer, water will not freeze?

― Mark G, Friday, February 3, 2012 10:59 AM (40 minutes ago)

Buy one that's marked in degrees Kelvin, then the temperature will never go below zero, so water will not freeze!

― quad octets or death! (snoball), Friday, 3 February 2012 06:41 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's hottest in Rankine.

Don't be a Planck (at Planck temperature).

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SNOW CHAOS FOR CRUSADERS AS MADELEINE SWEEPS IN

They do know that the freezing wind comes from the continent, right?

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KILLER ICE FROZEN TO FRONT PAGE

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FOREIGN IMMIGRANT LOSES NON-JOB FUNDED BY MIDDLE CLASSES, REPLACED BY WORKSHY CRIMINAL FATCAT

What about them workshy grits then?

kate's on a lot of these front pages, in't she?

has she bought a dress?

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City chiefs believe the economy is expanding at a rate equivalent to 0.8per cent a year after shrinking in the final months of 2011.

"UK enjoys one of the warmest winters for 350 years"

"UK blessed by unprecedented rise in sea levels"

"UK just loves new, slimmer coastline"

"Greater London area now a tropical archipelago!"

"All of our front pages from November to Jan about the weather were Bol!"

that chick looks the same as usual too.

tbf, that's Holly Johnson.

Relax, don't do it, when you want to come impersonate GPO.

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IMMIGRANTS PLEASE DON'T READ PAGE SEVEN

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Love how the pint of milk has a union jack on it.

hope it's not full fat, that's what Davy Jones was into

FLOORING MADNESS
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HAVE OUR BRAVE BOYS HAD THEIR WEETABIX?

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CHARMING RACIST ENTERTAINS FORMER COLONIES

WEATHER WARNING

ruh roh

ARE ALL MEN BORN TO CHEAT?

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...WITH A STICK, WE HOPE

at what point did sending notorious weedhead and party racist "Prince" Harry on an official visit to Jamaica seem like a good idea?