2012 republican presidential nominee III: can romney get santorum out of his hair?

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I don't even get a *muted trumpet*?

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

I'd even settle for a *Seinfeld slap bass*

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

you know, it COULD be a muted trumpet!

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

how about the music that plays every time somebody bites into one of Aunt Bea's pickles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OF52pm_52o

nah (crüt), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

rip huntsman

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

hardly knew ye

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:53 (fourteen years ago)

Geez, and here I was at the movies during this monumental event. This changes everything.

clemenza, Monday, 16 January 2012 03:39 (fourteen years ago)

Fox News poll: 2012 Obama-Romney race would be tight - Fox News

Totally, bro.

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Monday, 16 January 2012 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

I know Abbbottt doesn't really cruise this thread, but I was thinking about her yesterday when my Mormon dad was going off on the Evangelical attacks on Romney: "It's 'Church of JESUS CHRIST - Latter Day Saints.' How much more can they spell it out?" and I was all UH.

pplains, Monday, 16 January 2012 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

"Obviously 18, 19-year-old kids make stupid mistakes all too often and that's what's occurred here. What is really disturbing to me is the over-the-top rhetoric from this administration and their disdain for the military." —Rick Perry speaking on CNN's State of the Union today.

re: guess what

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Monday, 16 January 2012 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

As a proud graduate of Texas A&M, he probably does think that necrourination is just horseplay.

pplains, Monday, 16 January 2012 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

Pissing on dead bodies, just kids havin' fun.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 January 2012 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

What is really disturbing to me is the over-the-top rhetoric from this administration and their disdain for the military urinating on corpses it's the notes he isn't playing

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Monday, 16 January 2012 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

Since Republicans have got their head start on calling Romney a socialist, and since we all know Obama is a socialist, it will really help both parties race to the right during the homestretch of voting season. At the very least, it gives both candidates that nice thick socialist stench during voting season, which provides a good cover while they continue feeding the oligarchy.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 January 2012 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

Eh, sorry that was really poorly written.

Basically we're all in a heap of trouble with these two candidates being portrayed as dangerously moderate/left wing.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 January 2012 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

glad to see america finally looking to give socialism a try

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

^much lolz thx

incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

Debate #79 tonight. Who will bring the noise and the jokes now that Huntsman's gone?

clemenza, Monday, 16 January 2012 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

michelleinbklyn Michelle Goldberg
Maybe I put too much faith in him, but I'm don't think Obama would ever use "Eye of the Tiger" as his intro music. #Santorum

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Monday, 16 January 2012 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

Survivor hatred hurts us all as Americans.

Nicole, Monday, 16 January 2012 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

Tim Wise wrote a bit about something that's bothered the shit out of me due to random Facebook posts appearing on my news feed; it's about ostensibly leftie-leaning folks posting about Ron Paul in glowing terms:

http://www.timwise.org/2012/01/of-broken-clocks-presidential-candidates-and-the-confusion-of-certain-white-liberals/

Yessir, legal weed and an end to the TSA: enough to make some supposed leftists ignore everything else Ron Paul has ever said, and ignore the fundamental incompatibility of Ayn Randian thinking with anything remotely resembling a progressive or even humane worldview. And this is so, even though he wouldn’t actually have the authority to end the TSA as president, a slight glitch that is conveniently ignored by those who are desperate to once again be able to take large bottles of shaving gel onto airplanes in the name of “liberty.”

I want those of you who are seriously singing Paul’s praises, while calling yourself progressive or left to ask what it signifies — not about Ron Paul, but about you — that you can look the rest of us in the eye, your political colleagues and allies, and say, in effect, “Well, he might be a little racist, but…

Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Monday, 16 January 2012 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

You do have to ignore a lot of Ron Paul's actual actions and past to think his lip service to civil liberties trumps his faults/

mh, Monday, 16 January 2012 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

he wants to pull troops out of the Middle East, right? smart people: would that increase or decrease the amount of bloodshed? that should be taken into consideration, right?

incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 16 January 2012 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

rooting for newt to have his inevitable on-air meltdown in tonight's debate

demolition with discretion (m coleman), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

I continue to feel the same--I want something in return for all the time I've invested in this. Gingrich keeps promising "Armageddon," and then, come debate time (and just like Def Leppard), he gives you nerf ballads.

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

I want something in return for all the time I've invested in this

u mad

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

As hell--and I'm not going to take it anymore.

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

so who do you think stephen harper is rooting for

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

Good question. It's got to be Romney--they're like twins. (On a related note, I wonder if Rob Ford has enlisted Chris Christie in his new cause.)

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

In Huntsman's honor, I'm playing "Dropout Boogie" by Capt. Beefheart.

o. nate, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

haha

iatee, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

If anyone has a working link, let me know. All I get is a spinning circle on Fox News.

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

If you were having the same trouble I was, this works:

http://graphics.wsj.com/documents/WSJ_GOP_PRIMARY_2012/livecoverage/index.php

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

If you're not watching because you've sensibly given up on these things, this one's actually pretty lively so far.

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

All I get is a spinning circle on Fox News.

Please stick to watching this for the next 9-1/2 months, it will reap untold benefits for us both.

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

No meltdown for Newt--he's mostly being ignored. But he has gone off the rails. He just used his time to tell a long story about an 11-year-old who started a donut company.

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

recently promoted from janitor, i take it

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder what the "absurd" amount is that NYC janitors are paid because of the union.

timellison, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

Seriously: sharp exchange between Juan Williams and Gingrich about food stamps, followed by crowd getting to its feet and cheering, was disheartening.

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

man things are that rough for juan williams?

iatee, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

Mitt was nice enough to walk over and give him a handful of twenties.

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:03 (fourteen years ago)

Listening on the radio and I can really hear the audience. Someone hollered out something when one of the moderators mentioned that Romney's father was born in Mexico.

timellison, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

Think someone was also just yelling "Go home!" at Ron Paul.

timellison, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:12 (fourteen years ago)

Paul had to stop two or three times during his last answer, the booing was so vociferous.

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1mJDdPyluM

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

Over. I guess I'll look in on the spinning circle for a while.

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:52 (fourteen years ago)

She's back!

“How you like that, Mr. Hitler!” (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

Putting "dumb" in quotes here makes her sound even dumber.

Nicole, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

she really really really hates andrew sullivan

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

she's not alone in the blogosphere

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:39 (fourteen years ago)


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